Mind blowing.

Elon Musk is the biggest welfare queen on planet earth.

That's a lot of taxpayer money Elon's taking instead of using his own money to make a profit. So basically, Elon is using socialized government welfare (and contractual) programs to enrich himself.

(📢) The meme to end all memes: the Top 100 reasons not to support Donald Trump... in one image. I’m a NYT-bestselling Trump biographer, and this is the culmination of what I learned over a decade. What do you think—any chance we could get this to 50K RETWEETS by Election Day?

Hey @espn how about you start showing some more Rugby? @SDLegion @usmlr

“Wow… I was barely present CEO because I was focused elsewhere and then decided to offload my company to a Twitter troll who, even quicker than we thought, ran it into the ground.” Crazy how that happened, Jack.

Play this on loop 24/7

I just signed up for Dr. @davidasinclair's new test that will tell me how fast I'm aging — thought you would want to know too!

If you cannot be corrected without being offended, then you’ll never truly grow in life. 🧠

Trump just said he pleaded the fifth to the New York Attorney General’s office. Trump before: “The mob takes the fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the fifth?”

Today 43 Republicans voted to keep insulin at $1200/mo instead of $35. Tomorrow every Republican will ask you to be outraged that gas is $5 instead of $3. In the GOP world, $1200 for life saving insulin in fair play but $5 for gas is an outrage. Vote them all out.

Jon Stewart tries to talk some sense into a Newsmax host and Newsmax viewers

A Message to and from Mister Senator Ted Cruz...Attorney at Law #PassthePactact

To my friends in Dallas who are asking: I do not know whether our @ABCNetwork affiliate @wfaa cut away from my monologue tonight intentionally or inadvertently but I will find out. In the meantime, here's what you didn't get to see

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Hell ya! Hometown is getting a F1 race!

☠️🆘PLEASE SIGN🆘☠️ @onlyone A whistle has been blown: newly released government reports found that fishermen aboard New Zealand’s commercial longline fleets are being directed to maim or kill endangered sharks that are accidentally caught in their lines https://t.co/zYxjfXf5qT

I mean… there’s probably other pressing matters to attend to, but I’ll take a little win. A unanimous vote is so damn rare

EUROPEAN UNION has one of the lowest fertility rates on earth, I wonder if it’s a result of them supporting the massacre of sharks, serving up toxic metals/poison in fish-n-chips & perpetuating the SHARK FIN TRADE? 🤔 PLEASE VOTE TO BAN THE SHARK FIN TRADE https://t.co/0xycfocy3m

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