O'Shantyman
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Dances, sings, strums guitar... badly. Writes the 'odd' essay. Wields an axe with pinpoint accuracy.
South West, England
Joined September 2017
Oi! you lot with the pneumatic knockers who're liking my 'tweets'.. 'posts'.. 'X's'.. whatever they're called nowadays(?), PACK IT IN!
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12yo when had first bout of back trouble. If I meet the areshole who ran the paper shop in hell, I'll murder the bastard.
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l've accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles. My next poo could spell disaster…
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@aaronjackarts barring a paradox, before the end.. probably
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Me, 40 years ago at Dymchurch. Custom board, custom sail, force 8 gale. Do people still do this? #windsurfing #windsurf
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Word to the wise. If you've got Dupuytren's contracture don't do clapping push-ups cos you'll probably break a finger. And yes, I'm a xxxxxxx idiot!
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The CEO of IKEA was just elected Prime Minister in Sweden. He should have his cabinet together by the end of the weekend.
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Marcel Marceau was a world renowned mime but not everyone is familiar with his experience in the Holocaust. He was a Jew and born Marcel Mangel. His father was a kosher butcher from the town of Bedzin, Poland where my father was from. After Germany invaded France, he joined
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@RobertaFresque2 BCG scar. I caught TB when I was 4 (living in a Soho slum at the time so high risk) Still, what don't kill you makes you stronger and I went on to develop a decent set of lungs..
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Getting started – the human echo-sounder. I was twelve years old and it was the day before the summer holidays. A year or so earlier, along with most of my mates from juniors, I’d faile…
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@ThatEricAlper Love this statue, but can't imagine why they depicted our local legend hurrying along eating a Cornish pasty..
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@NatashaCL7 It's a society thing. The need for instant gratification is fuelling impatience and social isolation is leading to loss of empathy..
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@kelly_ques To be 'quick' (Acts 10-42) seeing how it all ends would be pretty cool.
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@MandyStanford3 Can't be too careful nowadays.. I've got 'may contain nuts' tattooed where a bush once grew.
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I saw four men carrying a coffin round and round in a cemetery. Three hours later, I saw the same men with the same coffin still wandering around. I thought to myself, they've lost the fucking plot. #NotSorry
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On the rare occasion that the thought 'hey mate you're getting ok at playing a #guitar' enters my head I immediately dispel that thought by playing this..
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I’m glad to present a beautiful cover I illustrated for @DianaVS92 and im super excited with how it came out 😩🥺 I’m still available for commissions 😊
Beautiful cover to one of my WIP, meet Caleb as he grows from a boy to man in pursuit of his dreams. He will grow on every level as he becomes a sexual king among men. @LUsideme thank you so much for the beautiful cover. It definitely is just beautifully inspired work.
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