Bruce Goff
@goff_bruce15731
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26 year old freshman. Consumer of beer. Fuck Luigi.
Joined October 2024
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@brettkavanauh Gonna have to go with expand on this one BJ, not sure what you’d do if girls came up to the table though.
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Mike Woodson and Kilroy’s forced out in the same year. Bloomington is fucking back #rapekilroys.
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Courtside in the mecca of college basketball. Yeah, you’d never be able to afford this. #engageeight #lank
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Saw a guy at the gym wearing this. Feel like it might be time to bring these kind of shirts back in style #expand
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Me and @brettkavanauh just live bet Fairfield against Mount Saint Mary’s. Gambling issue? No. Talking to girls? Also a no #Strive4Greatness #Lank
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@abstractoragami Don’t trust the kid. I’d be delusional too if my dad did something like that.
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Do I have a final tomorrow? Yes. Am I drinking heavily tonight? Yes. It’s called study rum & cokes liberals, relax. #LANK
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Don’t worry Bruce didn’t forget about you Lang. Gonna take advantage while she’s vulnerable #teamlang #easymoneysniper #lank
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@MikeRotch898 Back in my day there were never creatures like these roaming the patio. Roy’s needs to really start thinking about who they’re letting in the doors #shrink.
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Girls behind me at graduation whispering smash or pass to each other about every guy who walks across stage #gayson it is.
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@brettkavanauh BJ, looks like this kid might really be doing it like snu. She looks into it as well. Have a good night fellas.- Bruce.
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Looks like someone tried to do it like sig nu. Proceed with caution fellas
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@richardbag0 Floor 6 East tower is a great place to crack one open don’t let anyone tell you differently.
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@justgamble_ I’ll never forget the one month generational run Kalao went on in winter of 2023. Good memories.
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Something like “doing it like sig nu”. Not really sure, this white boy is gonna run the football tonight regardless #ItJustMeansMore
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Yes I’m wearing Peter Millar. Yes I’m drinking a lot of beer. Yes I’m gambling on the game. The type of activity the left absolutely hates, but I don’t care. #NeverDaunted
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Buddy of mine was just practicing his golf swing at the bar and accidentally nails a bitch. She proceeds to pour her drink all over him. Is this valid or no? #couldbethemove.
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Genuinely might be the worst take I’ve ever heard.
The Epidemic Must End: March Madness Needs To Do Away With Showing Scores At The Top Of The Screen And Spoiling Games
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@BoilerBall Buddy’s not even good enough for the NBA. One more season in college then it’s off to Hong Kong.
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Me at the bar after double digit rum & cokes and striking out on multiple 5s.
(CAUGHT ON TAPE) A special needs child has caused thousands of dollars in damages after destroying multiple televisions at Costco. The boy's parents claim their son was in "King Kong Mode" and that they were too afraid to intervene.
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@dupree1717 These boys are dedicated to their craft. Did you miss frost or something? Best DJ performance I’ve witnessed personally.
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Me getting ready for the date party with the freshman Aphi girl who lives on my floor (I’m 24 and she doesn’t know)
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Any ball knowers remember this one? Staple of the childhood
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@radley_boo69 @gregradish_ Attempted to do it like sig nu multiple times back in my day. Still haven’t recovered.
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Running the damn ball. Liberals, stop me all you want. HB dive up the middle all night long
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$3 16 ozs and Mexican got me feeling like Jimmy Carter at his 100th
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Ball knowers have Fatheads all over their childhood rooms, I don’t make the rules
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@PaulyMcGruESPN Never forget Oladipos missed dunk that game. Assembly hall would’ve gone down.
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