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If I was a detective I’d probably be like “come on tellllll meeeee “
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They should let you walk around with a beer in IKEA
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What the goddam fuck is that holy fuck
Thai people LOVE having a local wild animal they feed pork skewers to
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rolling up to the cowboys game tailgate and deploying my tactical cholos
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Overheard a guy decline free coke because he has a class at 4pm tomorrow
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My worst nightmare was a gorilla chasing me with a huge sword but when he caught me he handed the sword to me and bowed his head and I just lost control and hacked his neck over and over and he was screaming and blood was everywhere
I found my worst nightmare. I can smell the patchouli through this
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How I be in the pussy!!
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A diagram of how John Edward Jones was stuck for 27 hours in nutty putty cave before passing away.
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I’m so glad I didn’t kill myself 4 years ago. I have watched so much TV since then
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Imagine Josh Allen just hucking this little woman 52 yards in the air to Stefan Diggs for the TD
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The most autistic guy you know talks like this
This sort of deep man voice has become almost completely extinct
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Everyone Joshing around gave me a headache, luckily I got this Justin time
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Which intrepid young Vietnamese man shall be summoned to deliver me Wendy’s pretzel bacon pub?
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When I can’t watch the mavericks game because of region blocking I make my wife put on my dirk jersey and pretend to play basketball
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A squad has never rolled this deep before. This is fucking crazy
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Hey if you’re going to TJ Maxx anyway, can you pick me up a pair of Kenneth Cole reaction active wear slacks and a strange jar of some type of chocolate with a big fuckin ribbon on it
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Me telling my wife our adopted half orc son has not taken his nap yet
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First time I drank (one half a modelo) I saw this pic on Facebook and cried
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My boss just told me that he’s trying to get into Tool but the music videos are too scary
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Plug is a bit paranoid but she chill
Embarking on a 6-hour car ride with someone who takes zero COVID precautions. Chilling in the back seat with this respirator and trying to keep the CO2 under 1,000 ppm. Wish me luck!
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I’m gonna start making these in the smoke shop when I buy a mint vape, a cart and 3 Red Bulls
grown man setting his camera up in a target to shop for groceries 💔💔💔💔
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Dude looks like a good hang. Sue me
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Took 4 caffeine tablets and just been pacing around my office sitting down and pulling up this image and then pacing around again
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I am done with chipotle. I can’t do this anymore. I give and I give and I give and all they do is take.
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Attention whore
Monk meditates in freezing temperatures in the Himalayas
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Life is so long. What am I supposed to do with the rest of it. I’ve already eaten so many sandwiches
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When your girlfriend is so horny you start getting scared
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@ImBillRay
20 dollars for a scoop of rice and 5 dried steak chunks. I know I’m the fool but my God
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I hate my job at the Getting Blown Into A Million Pieces factory
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What’s a show that’s like black mirror but doesn’t suck
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Due to laundry disaster I once had to wear 6 year old boxers while fertilizing a shopping center lawn and pole nuts and hole were ravaged
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Couple interesting nba games on tonight fella maybe check those out
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Knew a girl who worked at firehouse subs who looked like this
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Girlfriends love to wait until you’ve had ten beers to ask you to make them food
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My life’s dream is to be honored like this by a choir of children except they’re singing the incorrect words to Float On and they’re all playing 2k
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Too scary
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2 beers: Grand Budapest Hotel is my favorite Wes Anderson movie
4 beers: Darjeeling limited is my favorite Wes Anderson movie
6 beers: Life Aquamtic is my favorite West Anderson Movie
8 Beers: Rushmore bro. Rusmore is gas bruh it’s so good man rushmore man
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@Lekocks_Locks
And she’d bounce off the back of Quentin Johnson’s helmet into the hands of the defense
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I miss my Dallas barber who was always at least 4 Modelos deep and watching fast and furious on a jailbroken fire stick no matter if I came in at 10am or 4pm
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He looks like he can do a crazy trick on the trampoline
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My favorite thing to do is come to this bar and drink 6 cans of Miller lite
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jerry seinfeld actually spoke out against diddy’s crimes back when he was 17. you can google jerry seinfeld 17 year old to see the whole story
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They should make a game about managing a gas station
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I like when the fat people dance in the diabetes medication commercials. It’s good to see those poor souls have joy
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White guys who shop at lidz are the closest thing this country has to wandering samurai.
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Weekend vibes
California man drives to Utah to kill brother, set fire to his home before dying in police shootout
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When I can’t watch the mavericks game because of region blocking I make my wife put on my dirk jersey and pretend to play basketball
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I can’t wait to get home from work and wear my new hat
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First dude to cook a potato was probably like “I fuckin told you”
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“going the distance” by Cake is one of those classic ear worms that just sticks with you for days!
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The kindest woman in the world works at my whole foods and she thinks I’m mentally challenged
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It’s been awhile since I’ve seen one of those “There is no unskilled labor” posts, can the next one be a video of me hungover as shit mixing 100 gallons of pasta sauce with an immersion blender?
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Dinner with lebron: I just had a feeling from the start that little Joey Biden had that dawg in him.
Dinner with Ice Spice: *slurping noises as she confuses her phone charger for her carbonara*
You have a choice, dinner with LeBron or Ice Spice?
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This bitch is fucking insane
Jason Kelce’s wife, Kylie Kelce, revealed she has two sides to her personality by unveiling her hilarious mug collection.
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Maybe I’ll get a sandwich after work. Maybe I won’t. Either way it will be a soon forgotten memory
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