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shitposting acc. tweets don’t represent my views.

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@GovPressOffice
Governor Newsom Press Office
7 days
COUCH BOY, I’M NOT MIMICKING DOZY DON. I’M MOCKING HIM. ONLY SOMEONE WITH A LAW DEGREE FROM CHUCK E. CHEESE COULD BE AS DUMB AS YOU!!! — GCN
@Acyn
Acyn
8 days
Vance: You can’t mimic President Trump’s style. He is who he is
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popemobile
8 days
the rowboats are here
@Mollyploofkins
Molly Ploofkins
9 days
"Rowboats hold steady hands in operating room." - Slovenian Hooker, Melania Trump, AI Expert https://t.co/NPVYfrQGsC
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popemobile
8 days
WHY THE FUCK IS THE GREMLIN CHAMATH THERE?!
@benitoz
Ben Pouladian
9 days
Tim Cook 80% CEO 20% Master Politician wow $aapl https://t.co/jahcNjXuC9
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popemobile
10 days
Holmes: "You are the breeze in desert for me." "My water." "And ocean." "Meant to be only together tiger." Balwani: "OK"
@ElizabethHolmes
Elizabeth Holmes
10 days
Just figured out how to open up the comments. Excited to see how nice the internet is today.
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popemobile
12 days
did he do it yet?
@GuntherEagleman
Gunther Eagleman™
12 days
BREAKING: President Trump is set to announce that he is REVERSING a Biden-era decision on where the Space Force Space Command HQ will be located. It's going from Colorado to Alabama! This is HUGE!
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popemobile
16 days
just turned on notifications through a new cta and turned it off immediately to fuck w nikita
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popemobile
23 days
are they dogs?
@JudgeJeanine
Jeanine Pirro
23 days
President Trump not only supports the blue—he feeds them too!
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popemobile
24 days
SEAN “SHITS THE BED” HANNITY
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popemobile
24 days
i really hope TOMI “TOILET” LAHREN sticks
@GovPressOffice
Governor Newsom Press Office
25 days
WOW! FOX NEWS CAN’T STOP TALKING ABOUT ME (GAVIN C. NEWSOM), AMERICA’S FAVORITE GOVERNOR!!! TONIGHT THEIR ENTIRE PRIMETIME LINEUP WAS ABOUT ME! JESSE WATTERS KEPT CALLING ME “DADDY” (VERY WEIRD, NOT INTERESTED, BUT THANK YOU!). SEAN HANNITY (VERY NICE GUY) NEARLY CRIED BECAUSE I
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popemobile
29 days
.@Timcast don’t be jizzing bro
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popemobile
1 month
amazon should buy cred just to get their shopping experience 😭
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popemobile
1 month
what’s israel’s plan for future? they’re done with the youngians
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popemobile
1 month
bro started reading the spiderman comics
@kunalb11
Kunal Shah
1 month
Every single person desires to have super power that allows them to be exponentially better than any other human. Desire so deep rooted that we have tons of movies on this theme. But we assume that any human that gets this super power will be noble and save the world.
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@nateliason
Nat Eliason
1 month
@growing_daniel @nikitabier Slap an XVideos watermark on them
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@GarbageHuman24
Garbage Human
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popemobile
1 month
Abhijeet from CID?!
@AdityaRajKaul
Aditya Raj Kaul
1 month
On Public Demand from Jerusalem, Israel.
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popemobile
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@sushantsareen
sushant sareen
1 month
Interesting! India has named EU and US trade with Russia but has not named China buying Russian oil and Trump TACOing out with China. Or am I reading something wrongly?
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popemobile
2 months
Bruh
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popemobile
2 months
bruh
@TuckerCarlson
Tucker Carlson
2 months
If you want to understand how fake the current political system is, take a minute to listen to Ana Kasparian and ask yourself how much you disagree with. (0:00) Why Americans Care So Much About the Jeffrey Epstein Case (7:18) The Growing Nuance of America’s Political Parties
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popemobile
2 months
wow i really like the browser of new york company
@avstorm
Andreas Storm
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The Browser Company got a new logo
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