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Making fun of MAGATS since 2015, third or fourth account, thanks Elmo!
Joined August 2023
4:30pm: Whale opens $100M+ BTC short 4:50pm: Trump announces 100% China tariffs 5:20pm: RECORD $19.3 BILLION liquidations That whale’s profit: $192 MILLION in 50 minutes. This wasn’t luck. This was insider trading. Subpoena the exchange logs. Name the desks. Prove markets are
This is unusual: ~30 minutes before President Trump's tariff announcement yesterday, a "whale" took a multi-million dollar SHORT in Bitcoin. 1 hour later, crypto saw its largest ever liquidation and this position was liquidated for +$192 MILLION in profit. Did someone know?
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Roy Cooper (D-NC) talks about all the work he did to finally expand Medicaid for 670,000 North Carolinians, that is now on the chopping block because of MAGA Republicans and Trumps Big, Ugly Bill. It’s time to #CancelTrumpsMedicaidCuts and elect Roy the next US Senator from NC.
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Texas Democrats get 45% of the vote. Under the GOP’s new gerrymandered map, they’d get just 21% of the seats. This is not democracy.
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Dude is not playing chess. Hell he’s not even playing checkers.. He’s eating crayons..
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Yeah the Dow Jones is down almost 800 points but buy the dip. If you miss the dip, don’t worry about it because there will be another dip tomorrow.
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BREAKING: Trump White House Official Peter Navarro "Guarantees No Recession" and "DOW 50,000". People have a genuine lawsuit against this guy if the DOW doesn't hit 50,000. This is so incredibly irresponsible. Please bookmark this clip for a future date.
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I own a small dessert business. My business has a 100% trade deficit with the grocery store. I’m always buying from them, and they’ve never once bought anything from me. Now, of course, I take products I buy from the grocery store, turn them into delicious baked goods, and make
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It will never cease to amaze that Americans basically just got bored of having the best lives on the planet so they elected a lunatic to blow it up in the hopes of building some microwave factories for their children to find meaning in.
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@SecKennedy "The most effective way to prevent the spread of measles is the MMR vaccine" Words I never thought I would hear Robert F Kennedy Jr say He's absolutely 100% correct and I'm relieved to hear him say it
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Lutnick: "The army of millions and millions of human beings screwing in little screws to make iPhones -- that kind of thing is going to come to America."
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Haven’t seen an economic crash this bad since the last time Trump was in office.
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BREAKING The FDA’s top vaccine official has resigned. Dr. Peter Marks wrote this in his resignation letter about HHS Secretary Robert Kennedy Jr.: "It has become clear that truth and transparency are not desired by the Secretary, but rather he wishes subservient confirmation
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BREAKING: A new report released today shows Donald Trump's erratic actions and trade policies have completely shaken the confidence of consumers and shareholders alike, with the stock market closing down another 716 points. Trump is a huge disaster. https://t.co/t0q1KFMMQ8
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Everybody should check if you're still following me. Elon's got me on his shít list. Retweet for visibility
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