"Queens is a hard school to get in to"

#BoopHisNose2020

Sorry I don’t watch queer eye with friends (or anyone) I need to reserve it for my darkest most alone moments to spiritually revive me 💖💅🏻🤷🏼‍♀️

Let me quickly explain why the Christchurch mosque shooting affects many of us, not just Muslim communities. If the shooter's manifesto and social media feed are accurate, he was inspired by a right wing ideological infrastructure that thrives, recruits and radicalizes online 1/

Can’t wait to hear all about what percent Irish every white person ive ever met is to justify their 1pm blackout this weekend

What’s that?? No cure to this disease that scientists literally just discovered??? We’re doomed.

Disney world in the winter is just every guest competing about who’s hometown is currently the coldest but also being angry when they have to wear a sweater

I would be willing to bet a lot of money that every hotel room in Florida has at least one pineapple themed light fixture

I’m convinced all of Florida is one giant golf course

blows my mind ppl think sexuality is a choice as if anyone would willingly be attracted to men

brunch is not a meal between breakfast and lunch, it is a concept and can be enjoyed at any point in the day.

I’ve seen a lot more people mad about other people supposedly being offended by “baby it’s cold outside” this holiday season than actual people who are offended by it...I’ve actually seen 0 of the latter...just food for thought for those who like to engage in outrage politics

THE 👏🏻 LION 👏🏻KING 👏🏻 REMAKE 👏🏻 IS 👏🏻 NOT 👏🏻 LIVE 👏🏻 ACTION 👏🏻 IT 👏🏻 IS 👏🏻 COMPUTER 👏🏻 ANIMATED 👏🏻

my new favourite hobby is ignoring my responsibilities and calling it self care

HAVE U EVER SEEN A BITCH PLAY FLUTE THEN HIT THE SHOOT?

Imagine how much more advanced society would be today if women, who comprise half the world’s brain power, were socially & intellectually enfranchised from the beginning of civilization.

I wonder how the me’s in the other timelines where I picked different boys in high school are doing...did any of them work out ? What did the guys I ended up dating in this timeline think ? Such burning questions

Helping my roommates improve their English skills makes me very happy idk why

My finsta post are like my stories that only my friends can see

What the FUCK DO YOU MEAN pizza pops are only in Canada ?!?!?!