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Gary Darling

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Executive Producer (Politics/Special Projects), Spectrum News 13, Orlando FL, SUNY Oswego ‘87

Winter Garden, FL
Joined February 2009
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Gary Darling
2 months
UNPOPULAR YET VERY ACCURATE OPINION: “What’s Opera, Doc” is NOT the best Bugs Bunny musical cartoon, nor even second best. It’s “Rabbit of Seville” followed by “Long-Haired Hare.” No further questions. #whatdotheydoinmississippiwhenskiesaredrippy
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Gary Darling
2 months
It’s almost 2026 and @JetBlue still has 4x3 analog TV’s in some of their planes. At least the WiFi worked on this leg of the trip…
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Gary Darling
5 months
I knew it was going to be a crap day when I ordered a case of @Oreo six-packs from @amazon and got a can of avocado cooking spray instead. #notnearlythesame
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Gary Darling
6 months
A @GratefulDead reference in tonight’s “Wait ‘Til Your Father Gets Home” from 1973… @lemieuxdavid @BobWeir @mickeyhart @BKreutzmann #strangestofplaceswhenyoulookatitright
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Gary Darling
6 months
the top sirloin jumped $6-$7/lb what feels like overnight… NOPE…. putting a pause on the steaks for a while…
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Gary Darling
7 months
Just a reminder… political mailers don’t really work well when they arrive four days AFTER the special election…. #Electionville101
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Gary Darling
8 months
Why is the @RoyalMatch King always in weird dungeons with booby traps and falling debris everywhere? Does he have no staff? Or a Queen? I would demand answers, but the walls have spikes… and rocks… oh yeah, and you NEVER see a light fixture!
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Gary Darling
8 months
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Gary Darling
9 months
exactly what ARE these godawful-looking uniforms? It’s like the “STROS” are masquerading as the Atlanta Braves circa 1976 with that helmet. BLECH @AstrosUnis
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Gary Darling
11 months
Beatdown happening in Oswego right now… Lakers 5, Plattsburgh 0 end of the first period for the SUNYAC Championship. @wtop10 @WTOP10Sports @sunyoswego @OswegoMHockey @mquack29
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Gary Darling
11 months
reconsidering my future as a @Starbucks customer. outlook: NOT GOOD
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Blake Roller
11 months
@Starbucks killed my favorite drink on the menu, their Java Chip Frappuccino, today. They say the Mocha Cookie Crumble is the equivalent and successor, but true fans know it's just not the same #JusticeForJavaChip
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Gary Darling
11 months
LAKERS WIN…! See you in the SUNYAC championship game next Saturday… @wtop10 @WTOP10Sports @OswegoMHockey @sunyoswego
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Gary Darling
11 months
that reminds me, I probably should get one tomorrow morning....
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Nick Norwitz MD PhD
11 months
@hubermanlab @thegenesisbl0ck This “coffee” is a Trojan horse of 79g of sugar. As much sugar as 2 cans of coke.
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Gary Darling
1 year
Far be it from me to understand automotive design and probably advanced electronics, buuuuut… shouldn’t a turn signal that looks like an arrow actually POINT in the direction you���re turning? #MiniCooper
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Gary Darling
1 year
it's been done before....
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The Onion
1 year
CEO Motivates Self By Keeping Own Photo On Desk https://t.co/8g7HwWVpww
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Gary Darling
1 year
I swear, reading the #Milton discussion is like lake-effect snow forecasts. Legit heard “anywhere between 2 and 36 inches” in a forecast one day. “…intensity guidance continues to show a significant spread… with possibilities ranging from category 1 to category 5 strength.”
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Gary Darling
1 year
I feel like I should have this handy during political season….
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Gary Darling
1 year
this was just brilliant stuff for 1959… probably my favorite Bullwinkle sequence…
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Gary Darling
1 year
probably my favorite Boris Badenov quote of all time….
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