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@garbageangel91

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Local disaster. Chronic napper. Queer, adhd, bipoc, a mess™️

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Joined October 2012
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Why deal with your problems when you can just Xanax yourself into a coma instead?
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Jesus god damn Christ I’m still thirsty for this man pls just put me out of misery
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It’s gotten WORSE hahahahahahhahaha kill me
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Anddddd they messed up my order @dunkindonuts can you fix this please?
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It’s national doughnut day and @dunkindonuts charged me for doughnuts. During pride month??? Rude.
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@melhuman
Human Mel
5 years
So just to confirm, this is the worst anyone's felt since the start of the pandemic, right? Like it's not just me?
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It’s gotten WORSE hahahahahahhahaha kill me
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5 years
This just in: I have overhyped my importance to a cis straight man in my head, caught feelings, & am sad every time he posts on Instagram but isn’t talking to me. I am once again asking to be put out of my misery.
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@jflare_
Jack Flaherty
5 years
this aged well
@TomiLahren
Tomi Lahren
5 years
If @realDonaldTrump were to lose (he won’t) his supporters will go to work tomorrow just as we do everyday. When Biden loses, his “supporters” will likely loot and riot. Tells you everything you need to know! #Trump2020
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@janeinLA
Heifer Hotline
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remember when we use to joke about how we’d tweet through the revolution & the apocalypse? ha
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Me, after putting off saying this for a week but knowing it’s the right thing to do™️: I’m feeling suicidal My god forsaken awkward british husband: oh. . . . well sit tight I’ll get you a milkshake . . .
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This just in: I have overhyped my importance to a cis straight man in my head, caught feelings, & am sad every time he posts on Instagram but isn’t talking to me. I am once again asking to be put out of my misery.
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Still 🙃 I hate being an adult
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5 years
I am so broke holy shit make it stop.
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@MNateShyamalan
soul nate
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a republican on tv just said “it’s important to remember there are just as many people disappointed as there are celebrating in the street” no there aren’t we literally counted
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I really need to stop ordering Taco Bell when I’m sad
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I have FEELINGS for a MAN and I am DISGUSTED
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Yep
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My baby 🥰
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@JoeBiden
Joe Biden
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Wear a mask. Wash your hands. Vote out Donald Trump.
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I am so broke holy shit make it stop.
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If he doesn’t occasionally rock a skirt I don’t want him 🤷🏽‍♀️
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