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@futurasfree
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Liverpool fans are really trying their hardest to make people care about szoboszlai
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Would sell my spleen for a boring 78% possession 2-0 on Wednesday
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The Premier League’s entertainers 🍿 Chelsea’s last four matches have averaged 5.75 goals! ⚽
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People fighting over nicki or cardi as if noname doesn’t exist my supreme queen everyone stream room 25
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Strawberries when they see you’re about to make them into jam
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Szoboszlai has 0 goals in the prem and Liverpool fans are calling Enzo ‘EFL Enzo’
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@sadhorse8008 2 mins 20 replies
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Jackson goal Jackson goal Jackson goal Mudryk speed clip Mudryk speed clip Enzo comp for game won Enzo comp for game won Mount 40 possession lost Mount kidnapped by carefreelewis
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@futurasfree
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Szouljaboy hooked 😭😭😂😂😂😭😭
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Saliba profile pics making fun off Tom garratt 🤨
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He’s been made out to be a brute defender who can dribble a bit when he’s one of the most talented players itw. Sad.
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@jasebyjason Yeah rich people are always married by like 24. Seems so peaceful
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Wowza
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Football twitter talking about ‘stan twitter’ like this isn’t stan twitter too
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@futurasfree
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Amrabat reminds me of myself when I was his age. A devilish jokester, ravishingly handsome, with extreme strength levels that granted me the ‘suave jock’ status. This is a star in the making. Asznee is another player who fits this profile.
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@futurasfree
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Loooooooooooool
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Garnacho close up of him eating his snot 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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@futurasfree
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Mount has an interesting personality. Struts around like he's the most confident man in the world, but he's got insecurities that I didn't expect. Craves praise & can't handle any degree of criticism/downplaying of him/his actions. Narcissistic traits.
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@alice_the_saint It’s so weird to see people to not understand why a woman doesn’t want it in the replies
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It’s West Ham no one cares
@whuharley18
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bowens got 15 lads any mention of that??
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@futurasfree
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@dreezabz They’re on track to beat the record of 106 but there’s still a lot to go
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@dreezabz This is literally the best ever championship run atm tbf like
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Lowkey we’re on a beautiful journey, this season will definitely be looked back on with fondness
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Refs are biased to Barcelona but the issues with reffing in woso is deeper than that. Any time there’s a strong/black player they get pulled by the ref constantly, try to give grace as much as possible but it’s seriously undeniable now
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@DerSarrismo You have the most sheltered view of the world ever
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@TeacherOfBall They are an easy to analyse species liverpool fans
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@dreezabz Pub culture
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@AC3DITS The only way we win after scoring 4 goals is if we concede 3
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Just looked at my girl and smiled (mudryk)
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MARTINELLI YOU HAVE TO SCORE THAT
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Can we arrange a swap deal?
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@fuadyabz23 Not exactly 0
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@futurasfree
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@dreezabz It might not be anymore but it started off like that for their first like 15 games anyhow
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@MAK3LELE ‘Urrrrrrmmmmm achtually we just want to support our players’ and a reply calling me an onlyfans whor3
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I think this is the #1 failcomp
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He’s hyped over this footballer 😭
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Chelsea is in the exact same position as we were this time last year but last year people were doing 9 hour rant spaces between factions about abusing players and this year lewdawg is doing movie review threads
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Leah Williamson is useless. All that PR for a bang average center back
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Chelsea is just top 5 words of all time, beautiful sound, that’s why such a simple concept can make such a powerful chant, there’s a reason men and women around the world name their daughters Chelsea and not Manchester
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It’s the greatest chant OAT, full pashun and Brexit in the lungs
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Strawberries when you turn them into jam
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I’m over the red cards idc just enjoy it man
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@user1273_ I genuinely haven’t seen one tweet by a non liverpool fan about him, while they’re calling him one of the best players in the world
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The Big 6
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Virgin vs chad
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White privilege is crazy mane he was supporting the ira few years back
@FabrizioRomano
Fabrizio Romano
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🚨🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Southgate confirms Declan Rice will captain England against Belgium. The Arsenal midfielder will win his 50th Three Lions cap and he’ll wear armband.
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@Acidicto No ones expecting him to be playing the same way lol
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Turning 21 tonight. Let’s get this fucking party started!
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@lfcamrunn Who gives a fuck about last season, szoboszlai was playing in farmers league then
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Idea of the chelsea media team trying to think of what to write on malang sarrs goodbye pic is funny
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@OliviaBuzaglo It’s your job lol
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Cole palmer goal tomorrow Cole palmer goal Cole palmer goal Reece James assist Reece James assist Jackson aura skills Jackson aura skills Declan rice fall on butt Declan rice fall on butt Ben white hair damage Ben white hair fall out
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@ewan10i Was the likes worth it for me to see this
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@CFCRaf2 This has to be racism
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@fuadyabz23 Mctom better than him
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@Iewdawg Pudgyttino just came up with it there
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@Acidicto He won’t be in quite as an attacking team, but palmer has very high level attributes, he’s not a striker having a fluke season offered a bunch of space. He’s going to be a top player whatever the team is like
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When I am an Arsenal fan and my manager is being goofy so I ask him to calm down with an affectionate pet name
@OfficialFPL
Fantasy Premier League
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Goal - EZE Assist - MATETA Crystal Palace 2-0 West Ham (16 mins) #FPL #CRYWHU
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Pys after a win funniest account ever man
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This picture captures what is special about Football. Two players, who couldn’t have played in more different parts of the world not long ago, celebrating together as hero’s in a big match for the club we love. We need more experience, but when the good moments come with this…
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AND THEY CAME FOR Fabrizio Romano.,. What do you have to say about this now? Horrific journalism
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🚨 Kai Havertz hits best goal tally since moving to PL. Arteta drove signing & despite #RMFC / #FCBayern interest, 24yo only wanted Arsenal. #AFC delighted with him all season + feel he is crucial to their hopes - as explained on @TheAthleticFC pod in Nov👇
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a moment that is most pleasing to me in my career
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Koulibaly is the saddest of the chelsea hoard and clear out to me dunno why
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@jasebyjason Think so too. This is just making me realise how much i still underestimate what living without worrying about money would be like..
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Thank FUCK we play a rapist because I get to see rivals make these tweets 😭😭💙💙💙💙
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Holy mother of tears. This tweet has actually brought me to the verge of crying at work. Ladies and gents, we are so back.
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I need to know why arsenal fans are like this
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🇿🇦 conductor, we have a problem 🇵🇸
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You wanna be us soooo bad
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Well felix has 0 assists so he has literally never done this
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When Felix does this y’all say he does nothing very interesting
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3k on my head because I can spell a ten letter word. Society might have failed 🤔
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The fact you can spell his name is enough I won’t say too much
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@chxrlie61 Well she is
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Declan Rice ‘I love jollof’ gimmick: wow what a guy 😍😍😍 Mason mount dances to authentic Nigerian music: 😡😡😡👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻 boo leave my club
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Warra UCL + take the L + no bitches + who asked + ya mamma
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𝘾𝙃𝙞𝙋𝙁𝘼𝙏 💡
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@MyNameI92148450 @ltarsenal Fuck me you’re a Chelsea fan as well this makes it even worse. Your club’s legacy is almost as marred as City’s. It took an ungodly level of financial doping to give you the chance of winning basically everything you have in the modern game. Without that you’d ironically be where…
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jesus christ almighty what the fuck is this
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@abbieleighh26 You are such a white woman and that makes me so happy. Like you are just white and happy. You probably listen to 21 pilots, love Taylor Swift and go for outdoor jogs. If I asked you if you knew who Chief Keef was you’d say ‘who’? That makes me happy. Keep being you Abbie❤️
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Don’t care if you’re what??
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@ConnCFC I don’t care whether I’m top or bottom to people, the issue is not mentioning it at all like I don’t do it and I’m not responsible when posting
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coronation street about to become coronation small apartment
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He’s deciding between being a dishwasher or binman
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Frank Lampard will ‘choose next job carefully’ after he leaves Chelsea
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@M05ALAH11 @user1273_ Janty has never watched a game of football in his life
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#NewProfilePic running back a classic
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Community note on my account
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Szoboszlai has 0 goals in the prem and Liverpool fans are calling Enzo ‘EFL Enzo’
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@CarefreeLewisG Can you please g I’m one step closer to finishing the list
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Tonali won more games last year so that means he’s the better player
@mariEscobarPME
PME 🚭🦅🗽🇺🇸
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Nah you're taking the piss
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Cant celebrate top 4 because it’s not a trophy. Cant celebrate trophies because it’s what you should be doing anyways. What’s the point in following a club then
@KaizerRMA
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They posted this like they won the league Top 4 culture is so strange in England it literally doesn't exist anywhere else. Not like they even have a chance to win lol
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@Luke_MCFC Football has never been about what ye trophy logic robots pretends it is 👍
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@chimaevsmash Szoboszlai has been trying to make you lose every game
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Stanning football players has to be a top 3 form of torture to put yourself through
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Another week of people losing their mind over some random guy posting lineups on Instagram
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If me and my gang pull up, look boy you better get to running
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@Iewdawg The … on every tweet makes me insanely angry
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Evil man ryan I don’t forget
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@6thiagoat
Ryan. 📌
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Moises Caicedo rizz is non existent 😭😭
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@afcisaac35_ Scored goals this season and people don’t accept them as enough either
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Shirt and hair combo. looks like he’s getting electrocuted
@TheEuropeanLad
𝐀𝐅𝐂 𝐀𝐉𝐀𝐗 💎
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1-0 West Ham United. BENJAMIN WHITE WITH AN OWN GOAL !!!!!!!
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vanessa when she lied to the police
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ed needs more of these scenes with characters not usually in scenes together interacting
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Life as labxnairs child
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I've never interacted with one of these people before
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I obviously haven’t a clue but it would be insane for the gov and the FA to clear chelsea to be sold to boehly and co and then punish them for past stuff however small that could be out of their hands
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@fleaflickas New Madrid Bellingham fans who don’t understand their club same as when new Arsenal fans didn’t understand that arsenal isn’t unanimously seen as best team in the world last year
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The gooner mindset cannot understand or follow the ideals of authenticity + stealing is gay
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Groomed by Twitter trolls is a crazy life arc
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My rankings :
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Going to be really funny to see how lioness fans act when lj wins a balon dor
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Probably my favourite game from reece
@CFCRetro
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Chelsea’s chances v Real Madrid in the Champions League quarter-final second-leg. One year ago today.
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@itsnotovaaah Best day of my life I predicted a 2-0 palmer and then mudryk, thought I was the dalai lama for a while mid game
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When my mother tells me to write the shopping list and she said she fancies a curry for dinner but she is also too warm a few minutes ago
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rice fan
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