An old man came up to me at Menards and whispered "I hope you have a bad evening" with a scowl on his face. That sums up my day🙃

Me: Also me:

“I think it's worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights. That is a prudent deal. It is rational.” -Charlie Kirk https://t.co/W9qMQw7KfL

I was a big fan of GL from the Justice League animated series💚

I started a youth football program in West Baltimore a few months ago. It's been extremely time consuming and EXPENSIVE! We added cheer and I was asked if I would have a problem with a boy cheering. "If he wants to cheer, let him cheer" 🤷🏿‍♂️ Zero Bullying will be allowed!

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Ron was best man at a gay wedding you dumb fuck. #HappyPride

SMOSH Star Amanda Lehan-Canto Announces Pregnancy in Sweet New Photos

#jli

MVP of Menu Innovation is more like it

whatchu gon’ talk about now?

@TSA

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I dreamt last night I was in convention room and there were a ton of tables with ballot boxes and they had every flavor Oreo that has been produced and you got to try and vote for your favorites and then they had a section of new flavors that you got to vote for. Please @Oreo

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If Joe Biden had balls he’d bring these back for his campaign.

This guy explained the Drake & Kendrick Lamar beef so effectively to the point I think even I have beef with Drake…

Drake is banned from Ba Sing Se.

States where memorizing pothole locations is a necessary survival skill Ohio Indiana Illinois Michigan Wisconsin Minnesota Iowa Missouri Kansas Nebraska North Dakota South Dakota

It’s our balloon day! We’re 112 🥳🎈

Stevie Wonder trying to give Mariah Carey the mic and she just leaves him hanging