Sam Cooper
@fucksamcooper
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no country for old memes (aka @gabaxgool’s baby daddy)
on location
Joined May 2014
Korn: y'all want a single? Me: yes Korn: fuck that Me: wtf
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People are shocked by this as if his character in Mickey 17 wasn’t a huge send up on trump
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That’s John Pork, brother!
In a statement posted on social media, L.A. County Sheriff Robert Luna said "disrespectful actions will not tolerated against our personnel," and that he had contacted Starbucks' corporate security division. Full Story: https://t.co/anUZbkboJS
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This AI band I created is bringing in $300K a month. Nearly reached 1 billion streams. Though they have NO songs that go viral… Nobody notices they’re AI. If you want to learn how to create an AI band DM me.
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“MERCEDES HOGAN” “SHE WONT PUT ANYONE OVER” “SHE’S WASHED” APOLOGIZE TO MY FUCKING GOAT!!!!! NEVER CHAT MY GLORIOUS CEO EVER AGAIN #AEW #AEWDynamite
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Finally watched Damn Daniel. I feel it's some of the most important queer performance art of our time.
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20,000+ people booing 20,000+ who will still tune into raw tomorrow
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All the people getting mad about him saying this as a heel commentator is hilarious
Jesse Ventura on John Cena being 17x Champion: "Remember this, if he won the championship 17 times, that means he lost it 17 times. And who would want to brag about that?!" #SNME
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I’m begging WWE to go back to traditional survivor series matches. If we’re doing shit like this during war games there is truly no reason for it to be inside the cage
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‘Noche From Zero’ at CMLL Lucha Libre this Friday, November 14th at 8:30 pm only at Arena México, CDMX. Team Linkin vs Team Park. An evening with stellar luchadores and an exclusive merchandise pop-up. Tickets available on Ticketmaster Mexico or at the arena box office. “Noche
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Decision Desk HQ projects Zohran Mamdani to win the New York City Mayor election. #DecisionMade: 9:03 pm ET Follow live results on our website.
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CONGRATULATIONS TO ZOHRAN MAMDANI FOR WINNING THE NYC MAYORAL ELECTION!!!! THE MAYOR OF NYC IS A BALL KNOWER WHO WAS AT AEW GRANDSLAM MARKING OUT TO KENNY OMEGA AND BRYAN DANIELSON, NYC WE ARE SO BACK 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥 https://t.co/ABT7qgiGxE
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Just got this text and didn’t even have to Google. This is now and forever how I knew.
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Oh my god haha is that someone recording a set using a DS no way hahah
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