Every now and again it’s worth saying “Computer, end program” out loud, just to see if the holodeck doors will open

Hi @bee__computer I ordered my pioneer on 21/02 and was told “ Your Bee will be part of our next shipment in late February. We'll keep you updated every step of the way”. It doesn’t appear to have shipped & I’ve heard nothing. What’s going on?

My old mate @iamchrissimmons has a great new song out, and remarkably, it’s in the running for Christmas number 1. It’s a long shot, but you know… maybe it’ll be a Christmas miracle 🎅 Keep an ear out for it on the radio, in your local Tesco & Nero!

Yesterday was the six year anniversary of biggest event that I have ever organised. @bookofthefuture delivered his fantastic "The end of Digital" talk to a packed house at the Worthing Dome. I would love to do something like I t again for @WorthingDigital

This is a sign… that you should join us tomorrow evening for our first free social in absolutely ages. We’ll be at the Brewhouse & Kitchen from 19:00. See https://t.co/g9BcGsQJJQ for details #worthing #worthingdigital #timeforworthing

I HATE VIC FONTAINE!

Hi @SpotifyCares, I could be wrong but I am pretty sure that this “Electronic“ https://t.co/HQRuS7RqZT is not the same as @ElectronicBand

Channel hopping the results shows. Are @Peston & @RoryStewartUK wearing @ouraring?

Rachel Reeves saying “we need to focus on delivery” #thestrategyisdelivery

Fleetwood Mac - Landslide #classicrock https://t.co/VYQpvnwyHa

In case you missed the US Presidential debate:

Just heard about an announcement at WWDC that I missed at the time. In iOS 18 you’ll be able to rename Siri. Goodbye Siri…

This helped, not perfect, but better than it was

Are there any apps that you can replace Apple News with which allow you to filter your feed? I never ever want to see anything even remotely related to sport. Blocking things just doesn’t work. I realise this probably just a me thing, but there must be stuff others want to block

The other day I learned that the person saying “What were the skies like when you were young” at the start of @Orbinfo’s “Little Fluffy Clouds” is none other than @levarburton and I can’t believe I never registered before. I always thought he sounded familiar

Watching #wwdc24, I wonder if you'll be able to use iphone mirroring and continuity camera at the same time? The fact I want to fiddle with my phone while on calls is one things that's stopped me so far

https://t.co/Mignp1CgCM

@fordie Hi Mark, we are aware that Border force is currently experiencing a nationwide issue. Our teams are supporting Border Force with their contingency plans to help resolve the problem as quickly as possible and we apologise for any impact to your journey.

Currently stuck at @HeathrowAirport T5 due to a country wide UK Boarder Force system outage.

Why would they shoot a dead boy? Unless he was a zombie I suppose

Good morning @adurandworthing could you please pass on a massive thank you to the men in your van 5830? They spotted the mess that a fox made with my rubbish in the front garden & stopped to clear it up. #notallheroeswearcapes