@karencheee a 'Filipino goodbye' is when you bring out tupper wear and large Ziploc bags to haphazardly shovel leftovers into them as you say goodbye.

RT @bobbydilettante: groksucker.

RT @MetaReflexive: i would die for her.

kayfabe isn’t dead!.

"28 Weeks Later" posited such an important question and answered it masterfully. what would contemporary society look like if we were never exposed to Jedward? bravo!.

the dude’s name is even a wilder coincidence to this already crazy story.

it’s crazy how late capitalism has turned some of the most promising craftspeople of our time into creating glamorous death trap tutorials for the sake of virality and content engagement.

asking my TX friend about NYC politics

RT @netflix: i'm so small and tiny. she's so big and tall

specialty coffee McCafé baristas be like pouring burning hot water directly on your groin with a goose neck kettle.

🤯

RT @El_Gabe_Real: @Xlad99 The intro is amazing

it's been more than a decade with 5 films, 1 video game and 1 tv series later, yet the John Wick cinematic universe has yet to chronologically get past the first half of the second Obama administration.

**me, as petty Thanos snapping my finger while wearing the infinity gauntlet**. **humanity heals as they never have to read “s͟h͟o͟u͟l͟d͟ ͟o͟f͟” in written or typed text ever again**.

Timofey Šamalov from Hamilton Heights

Obi-Wan Cuntnobi.

it has come to my conclusion that the “prequel trilogy” is what “Megalopolis” would’ve looked and felt like if Francis Ford Coppola has his way two decades ago.

who is the stupid sexless slut that decided the collective for fish was "school?!".

granted, Chel was voiced by one, but would she be considered Latina since she doesn’t speak Spanish and grew up in an uncolonised society/civilization?.