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@JackPsta
@andy23tran
It doesn't mean the graph is useless; just not adequately granular for the point you are making.
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Today, someone on here told me that I lived in my mom's basement, and this always amuses me cuz my mom actually lives in my basement
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The H on my keyboard is about to fall off. All ell will break loose
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do you guys fw peanut butter bacon banana sandwich or nah
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We are gathered here today to talk a buncha bullshit
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@KabbVillage
@LuckyHeronSay
not a single IDF solider even injured. just scores of dead and de-limbed unarmed palestinians
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I love this guy. "Hail Satan!" 🤣🤣😂
Counter-protester endures three separate physical assaults from an older lady who grabs his knapsack, lifts her foot to his crotch, and rips off his mask.
This happened directly outside
@PtboPolice
station. There’s not a single cop in sight.
#cdnpoli
#Peterborough
#QAnon
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Did yall hear about the hacker who got away? He ransomeware
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Yes. More John Oliver, less Bull Shit Maher
HBO, it's time to cancel Real Time with Bill Maher.
In a week where President Biden has the best week of his career & TFG the worst week of his life, Bill starts off with Hunter jokes & Fauci lies. I used to be a big fan, but we need more John Oliver & less Bill Maher.
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"Stop telling women on the internet they're beautiful and tell your wife instead"
Dude to wife: "women on the internet are beautiful"
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How fast do I need to scroll to get to the end of Twitter and does anyone know what is on the other side?
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Remember when impending apocalypse used to be scary now it's like "hurry up"
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Oh you're an astronomer?
Name all the stars
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Moving to Australia so that my life can circle down the drain in the opposite direction
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Can we all say something?
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I did a science, and actually all holes are black, guys
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@AdamRFisher
@Alonso_GD
Yea, none of those situations are ones where the UN, Human Rights Watch, Amnesty International, and even Israel's own human rights org called "apartheid"
Also, Israel has NO written constitution.
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Telling my grandkids this is Burger King and Burger Queen
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People who say they are annoyed by people who back into parking spots annoy me
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@ReportsDaNews
I grew up in Edmonton, Alberta in the 80s as one of the only brown kids in a pretty poor neighborhood. I actually had a cop do exactly this with me and some of my friends, and I remember it to this day as a grown ass 40 something. Why I had a ton of respect for cops growing up.
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@Jonathan_K_Cook
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this is what I was talking about. Sarah is just a journalist, not a terrorist. Everyone knows that. It's scary
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One time, a famous person almost liked one of my tweets
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Killing everyone on Twitter to keep my secrets from getting out
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Non-atheists, if God exists, please explain this picture 🙏
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Merry Christmas from Piper and I to all my moots who put up with me
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Actually, if you have any brain at all, you will see a mule or donkey
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@ceeeztheday
@ryangrim
Opposing white supremacy is not the same as opposing white people. WTF.
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Do people in the USA who only watch cable news even know that Israel illegally bombed Iran's consular embassy first and that Iran's retaliatory strike was carefully calibrated and done with 72 hour warning?
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@typo_cat
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Heard he punched her and then ran away. Like a real man, I guess. /s
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You guys wanna go to the cemetery and get drunk?
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in medieval times, dudes would joust with their boners
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My mom. She's 72 but fully vaxxed. Test from last night. She's doing ok
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@krmason7
I give online lectures to mostly American undergrads. The 1st time I was doing one, I pronounced the letter "Z" as "Zed" and no one had any idea what I was talking about. Same when I said it was time for a "washroom" break.
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Someone asked what was the best way to not eat any microplastics in your food, and I said, "Kill yourself," and they locked me for a week but I'm back now, hi
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I'm hatching a scheme to break us all outta here, don't worry guys
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The state of my house with a pit bull puppy. I'll clean up next year.
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Guys. Should I get off Twitter and help deliver this baby? They're saying it's urgent.
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Clitorises?
Cliterosi?
Clitorisea?
Clitorissoti?
Clitorotti?
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Explaining to women the meaning of "mansplaining"
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Punching people in the face when they say "Friyay"
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One day I should get off Twitter and go back to practicing law
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@Themindseye8
@BCOOL333
I once saw a "lady" swearing at a homeless guy for having a dog; she was mad that the dog had to sleep outside.
I knew the guy so I told her to take a hike. Then she called me some names, including some racial ones as she walked away.
Toronto was interesting.
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@amandabutler00
@brennie27
@FishOceansCAN
People who have suddenly lost their homes due to the hurricane shouldn't eat the washed up lobster because of Fishery Canada's rule? And FC finds the need to remind people of this precisely now?
Do you hold that what is good/right/ethical has only to do with what the state says?
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Going on a long hike in the woods tmrw and I packed lunch
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hope this little king gets to live in a free palestine one day
This video of this little Palestinian angel celebrating his bday in a refugee camp 🥹🥹🥹
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if i ever win the lottery, i'm not gonna say anything, but there will be signs
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This was my best moment in 2023 so far, proud of myself
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if you didn't take a good poop this morning, that's ok. no one has good poops every day, and anyone who says they do is lying.
just try to have a good poop the next day, and the day after that and so on.
you got this, i love you
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My tweets don't get as much engagement as they used to, but I'm not gonna make one of them bitch-ass "Can you see this?" tweets.
Instead, I'm just gonna make this bitch-ass tweet
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when i look at them like this, all my enemies scatter
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pro tip: once you're done taking a poop, take another poop
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I just followed back a locked account and imma free all their followers
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Dropped my phone. Sorry about that. Hope you all are OK.
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it was the peepee of times, it was the poopoo of times
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