Zach
@floyding
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I am distraught when doctor van helsing has given my fiancee lucy the diagnosis I feared most, that she has become the devil's concubine, but I am grateful for his help.
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true alphas get the sads if they don't get thanked for doing the dishes.
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John Candy should’ve won best actor for planes trains and automobiles.
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started exercising consistently and made a lot of changes in my diet to reduce my heroic intake of carbs and sugar and my blood pressure has lowered significantly. turns out that stuff works, wish someone would've told me earlier.
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remember to give the gift of internet brain poisoning to your loved ones.
Periodic reminder to send 𝕏 links to your friends to fight search engine bias
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RT @dayglowj0e: you’re laughing? people are taking the lyrics of defying gravity and really holding space with that and you’re laughing?.
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nearly impossible to choose but if forced sunshine of your love in goodfellas.
what is the best Scorsese needle drop? My pick is the Layla outro in Goodfellas.
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RT @bakerbakerbaker: love that hes not letting a little thing like becoming president get in the way of his true passion. selling garbage t….
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*reading my replies from an account called wall street apes that says public schools should be turned into crypto farms* ah yes interesting point but have you considered.
To all the progressives fleeing @X, how in the world will you understand how half our country feels if you only congregate with the like-minded?. That’s what got us into this mess in the first place. So stick around. Engage in some debate. Make your case. Learn different.
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