Flaming Balrog
@flamingbalrog
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I am so attuned with nature that I have begun hibernating, awakening periodically to gorge on cheese.
Korea
Joined March 2011
I'm so tired.
🏳️⚧️⚖️ TN HB2633, a right to misgender bill, has been introduced by Rep. Cochran, (R) This bill makes it illegal to require a school employee use preferred pronouns, and illegal to penalize them for not doing so. ...
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Lucas is pretending he is Black Panther, he attacked Hayden and said “I protect Leia with my black power.”
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My 2 year old pointed at the sky and said “Look, birds!” And my 5 year old yelled “Hey birds! Don’t poop here!”
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Disney bought FOX, so when the heck is the Goosebumps tv show coming to Disney+? Gotta be before October. #Disney #Goosebumps #scaresomekids
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I feel dumber knowing that I’m an American and he is our president.
.@jonathanvswan: “Oh, you’re doing death as a proportion of cases. I’m talking about death as a proportion of population. That’s where the U.S. is really bad. Much worse than South Korea, Germany, etc.” @realdonaldtrump: “You can’t do that.” Swan: “Why can’t I do that?”
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Listening to the Scrubs podcast and @donald_faison is killing me@talking about Peppa Pig. Lucas goes back every few months and I suffer through it.
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I live in a small enough town to be the only person fluent in English. Been social distancing with my wife for 7 years. It has resulted in 3 kids. Be safe!
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My son was taunting my wife “Look mommy, I can step and LEGOs and it doesn’t hurt. If you do this you will cry. But I won’t, because are big.”
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We went to the zoo and Lucas was tired so I held him. I told him he was heavy and he said “Luki is fat, Daddy is fat, we are fat together!” (Translated from korean)
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The other day I was peeling a peach when Lucas got real excited and kept telling me how it looked like his butt.
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This is racist. If you’re chanting this, you’re a racist. If you’re a journalist asking white people if this is racist—you’re an idiot.
Trump fans eventually break out in "send her back!" chants directed toward Ilhan Omar, a Somali refugee who serves in Congress who Trump viciously smeared.
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My 3 year old wants to go to a kids cafe (indoor playground) and I’m like “no way that’s happening. So we compromise; we go to the kids cafe then to buy a toy and he stops screaming in my face. #parentingislikechess
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Bird lands on my window screen and eats a bug. Now I’m outside catching bugs with a net because “bird! Bird! BUIUG!” #toddlers #killedadragonfly #prettysureitwasaracistbug #seeyouinhellbug
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One of my biggest regrets is in the days before my wedding I didn’t refer to them as “my impending nups” nearly enough.
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Feeling good, just unfollowed Trump. He complains about his followers and Obama has twice as many. But Obama isn’t an antagonistic dickbag..so I think that’s a good explanation.
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Yesterday I drove from the grocery store all the way home with eggs on top of the car. They were fine. Only conclusion: I’m the best driver.
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Can’t wait for republican primaries. Hope someone uses Trumps tactics and invites all of his mistresses and ex-wives to the debates.
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KNOW THIS: the @realDonaldTrump Administration is locking up 14,600 children in child prison camps. I’ve been inside – they’re horrible. This fight is NOT OVER. Keep making your voices heard.
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Everyone - including Jews - are celabrating #Hanukkah! Hannaka is just like Christmas, but without as much Santa. Don Jr gave me some of his homemade Dreidel Soup with Bacon! Very Crunchy, but good! ... #HappyHanukkah #MondayMorning #MondayMotivation
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