It’s the most wonderful time of the year - the self-assessment deadline. That magical moment when many of Britain’s tax-paying men and women sit down trying to work out how much more of their hard-earned money the obese state is going to steal from them - and it is theft.

Perhaps the farmers should have flown Palestine flags in their vehicles…🤯🤦🏼‍♀️ 🤡🌍

It’s wonderful to see how many people are enjoying our Racing Club, getting a taste of racehorse ownership for only £300 a year. We’re looking forward to our next club runner in Illogical Logic @WindsorRaces on Sunday. Join today and come racing with us! https://t.co/r1I1j84a3y

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I've got a birth certificate, driving licence, a passport, and an NI number. You know who I am. I am not the problem.

Tomorrow needs you 💙 A really powerful and moving message from our Under-18s manager Jordan Broadbent during Suicide Prevention Month

So Rayner has admitted failing to pay tax on her second home. Before that she failed to pay tax on her council home. She lied by pretending she wasn’t in Durham during Covid. She passed off designer clothes bought with supporters money as ‘office’ supplies. Seems legit 🤔

@TheOpen @SkySports The late finisher's are now taking 6 hours to get round.....

First group out @TheOpen take 4 hours 57 minutes. 😤🤔😴 @SkySports

Come on @TommyFleetwood1 got everything crossed 🤞

We are so upside down in this country

On this day in 1985, 56 football fans never returned from Valley Parade. Sadly this doesn't get noticed. #RIP56

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BREAKING NEWS; @Keir_Starmer cancels all appointments as he Rushes back to Dover to Greet over 700 Newly arrived illegal Migrants into Britain; he told them; “get yourselves aboard a luxury coach Free Hotels with Food Clothing & Mobiles await you & just ring for room service👇🤷‍♂️

Here’s Angela Rayner promising that a Labour government would compensate the WASPI women. She lied. Again. @UKLabour @AngelaRayner @WASPI_Campaign

That'll prompt a recount, I'm sure.

Well done Rachel 👍👏

70 days now since these Violent thugs broke a female police officer’s nose at Manchester Airport…. Still no conviction?? Why?? 🤷🏻🤔 @YvetteCooperMP @ukhomeoffice #TwoTierKeir #TwoTierJustice

My father was a toolmaker. I was brought up in a pebble-dashed council house and I understand what it's like to be working class. Which is exactly why my son needed an £18m penthouse to revise for his GCSEs. Release the sausages!

It's being buried, they want people to forget about it so they can quietly fire the officer who protected his colleagues.