snarky pants, MD
@finallydrsnarky
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PGY-4 on the slow train from former D1 athlete to sports medicine đ¤¸đ
Joined October 2019
One day I want to be able to influence people as well as the guy who convinced everyone it was a great idea to build a level one trauma center on an island with one single bridge on and one single bridge off. Truly astounding. A+ work.
As #HurricaneHelene continues, the AquaFence at TGH stands firm. The water-impermeable barrier is designed to withstand storm surge up to 15 feet. It has worked through multiple rain events to prevent storm waters from impacting hospital operations. #WeAreTGH #StormWatch
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Pro of rolling the bejebus out of your ankle while in sports medicine fellowship: you can text the group chat and borrow a boot for the weekend Con: you have to admit to the group chat that running twice in one week during football season was apparently â¨too muchâ¨
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99.999% of the time I freaking love my job, especially sideline coverage. Then I have to find black pants with belt loops that 1) fit 2) look decent and 3) I can afford on a fellows salary, because thatâs what the men are wearing, and I question every life choice that got me here
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There's only one Louisiana school that can beat USC in a big game.
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NCAA menâs gymnastics should have a word with these two partners jn dime
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Remember that time in college where I got lost on a new dive, broke the surface tension of the water with my face, and ended up medically disqualified because four concussions in two years is âtoo manyâ? I donât. But my old roommate does.
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The cool thing about waking up at ohmygod oâclock this weekend for the Olympics is that when I wake up at 5 tomorrow to study for boards before clinic itâll be like sleeping in!!
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I may live to regret this but I really donât think I will
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Find a better brand ambassador than Beacon, I dare you.
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Guess who is loading their U-Haul and starting the fellowship move âlater this weekâ đđđ
2PM EDT June 11: A broad area of low pressure over the eastern Gulf of Mexico is producing heavy rainfall across portions of Florida and there is a low chance of tropical development offshore the U.S Southeast coast later this week. For more info, visit https://t.co/tW4KeGe9uJ
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Fun fact: as your programâs admin chief you can do both within the same hour!
having a sister in the medical field is so funny. sheâs like âtoday i delivered a baby and assisted in a surgery that will fundamentally improve someoneâs quality of lifeâ and iâm like âi made a spreadsheet worse than how i found itâ
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I should probably be looking out for future me and attempting to minimize the chaos of moving one thousand miles away for fellowship, but I also just packed a box and labeled it âbooks and kooziesâ so Iâve decided to lean into it instead
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I just wanna know what Alicia thinks about it
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I do not know what kept her on this bar, but I would like to bottle it up and inject it straight into my veins
REESE! Epic recovery to finish a strong routine. Composure, endurance, confidence.
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Quick question-what do they call the stage of life when you physically cannot unclench your jaw anymore, because I am there and would like to not be
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So Vacation Me signed up for a pottery class a few weeks ago and we had our first session last night. Half of us are recovering oldest daughters who now work in healthcare and realized we need a hobby. I have found my people.
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This photo from the Eclipse is funnier when you realize that the pyramid is a Bass Pro Shop đŁ
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Just because a flawed application system and an imperfect algorithm didnât recognize your capacity to be the exact physician your patients need one day doesnât mean your path is over. You are worthy, and donât EVER give a little bit of math the power to make you think otherwise
Sharing this again for those who need it today.
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