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Real

Games should include a menu option like "I haven't played in a while, give me a quick 5 minute refresher on the controls"

I’ll never buy into the idea that your coworkers can’t be your real friends. Everywhere I’ve worked, at least two people have become part of my actual life, not just my 9–5. You can’t spend hours together every day and not connect, align, or discover shared interests.

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@heavensbvnny Be like water: adaptable, forgiving, and self-cleansing.

Im in ze skey 🤣

Took a picture of this paraglider today and it just looks like a minimalist illustration of Adolf Hitler

So me

Did not expect a question that starts out 'Do you think before you speak?' to go so well. A+ question from Charlotte Harpur A++ response from Eileen Gu.

@simscircuit Truly realizing how much power you have over yourself is so empowering it’s actually insane. When you realize your thoughts are the underlying cause to everything in your life and that you control the environment, what stays and what doesn’t.

Has to be the one with miss grande

do regular dogs see police dogs and think "oh shit it's the cops"

why is it called lukewarm like why isn't medium warm. who is Luke

Bakit ang @gcashofficial app laging paulit ulit magturo paano gumamit ng app na para bang may dementia tayo pero pag nagsasave ako ng biller sa bills, hindi niya lagi nasasave or maalala yung meralco maynilad etc

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me trying to get the last piece of lip skin off

It's okay to embarrass yourself in pursuit of human connection btw

We’re all just one diagnosis, one accident, one unexpected phone call away from a completely different life. So stay humble and never take anything for granted.

A Toronto man ran 1,105 kilometers (687 miles) over a year, carefully planning his routes to form the shape of a dancing figure https://t.co/3AIEwB2AeS