marc
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dae ye like avicii driver
he/him • manchester
Joined February 2020
Pinned. Permanently. Forever. Football will never ever get better than this.
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Touchscreen in my car went a few years ago and they quoted me £1200 + labour to get it fixed. Bought a screen off AliExpress for £90 and replaced it myself in 40 minutes. Still working today. Absolutely devastated I went into computers and not cars - absolute money maker that is
Nobody ever speaks about how much of a rip off garages are, it’s a £90 part and they fancy charging £326 for it?😂 No thanks fella’s I’ll just do it mesen.
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Hate it when a dog jumps up on me and their owner is like "oh get down" and "I'm so sorry about that". No. Let your dog jump on me now. I want to rile your dog up to fuck
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This might honestly be their funniest Rangersism yet
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Your Party conference doing a great job at making the Celtic AGM look like a well organised successful meeting
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Scottish fitba is unrivalled.
BBC Radio Scotland sports broadcaster Kenny Macintyre has revealed he has been diagnosed with prostate cancer. The 57-year-old announced the news on air during Off the Ball while talking to presenters Tam Cowan and Stuart Cosgrove.
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Hilarious that the only thing they can say is "maybe you'll get a rash with the fake one" and couldn't point out any substantial difference in the actual quality of the shirt
What's the difference between a fake football shirt and a real one? 🤔 👕 Chloe Long, deputy director general at the Anti-Counterfeiting Group, explains.
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Looks a wee bit like my buddy Dylan might want to check him out @PoliceScotland
Police Scotland has released images of three men they wish to speak to who may be able to assist enquiries into an incident in Glasgow. The incident happened around 3.45am on Sunday, 16 February, 2025 outside a premises on Trongate. https://t.co/nKqPZsJPRY
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Wait a damn minute
growing up autistic and realising you actually can’t change people’s minds with facts and reason
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Do you know what we call people who tweet shite lit this down here? We call them absolute freaks pal 👍
@feelingsplain Do you know what we call the area where you can get a pint at 9pm up here? We call it Scotland
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Crazy that for years Spotify Wrapped was a major event on social media that people would be legitimately excited for and then they filled it with AI one year and now no one seems to care about it anymore
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The concept of someone saying they genuinely found it difficult to get a pint after 9pm in MANCHESTER
Obviously didn't try to get a pint after 9pm
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🚨 GIVEAWAY ALERT! 🚨 The folks at Universal Language have re-created McTominay’s iconic opening goal v Denmark on a T-shirt. Crafted from 100% organic cotton, oversized fit, premium embroidery – pure class! 🏴 ⚽ We’ve got one to give away. To enter: RT, and follow
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Embarrassing how short-sighted some Scotland fans have been over this "Just reject us for now n you can get a free pass to the WC if we manage to qualify without you" is not the message you want to send out to prospective national team players. Earn your place like the rest did
Embarrassing for anyone to suggest Harvey Barnes shouldn't get a Scotland call up
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Something lost among all this is the idea that being anti establishment is somehow something to be embarrassed about. A billionaires son given a platform he doesn’t earn to read out his da’s statement because he doesn’t have the balls to turn up and deliver it himself.
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spam text has me wistfully looking out the window
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.@AppleMusic if you come out and publicly say that you'll never allow AI music on your platform you could steal soooooo many customers from Spotify btw
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He can fuck right off 👍
Scotland fans, what is your opinion on Newcastle winger Harvey Barnes refusing to rule out declaring for Scotland in an interview with Sky Sports News? Get him in if keen or unfair on our current squad and not the right time?
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Got a newfound respect for how hard it is being a top level footballer cos if someone came up to me with a microphone and a camera crew when I was clearly hungover as fuck I'd immediately burst into tears
🆕 "A really emotional night. A special night." Scotland heroes Kenny McLean, Andy Robertson, John McGinn and Craig Gordon reflect on qualifying for the World Cup and last night's celebrations! 🏴
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