Maxillenium
@fck3lonimhuman
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not a bot or a loser desperate for likes and retweets. just here to yap. fuck elon musk he looks like he smells like spit.
Joined October 2025
I love this so much! We gotta teach life skills and sometimes we gotta make the teaching and practice tangible
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This IS some Shonda Rhimes shit idk why that got me ctfu so bad lmfaoooo.
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“This is some Shonda Rhimes shit” and “You can eat, pray, love me baby” are why I will be sat lmfao
First trailer for ‘YOU, ME & TUSCANY’, a new rom-com starring Halle Bailey and Regé-Jean Page. In theaters April 10, 2026.
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lmfao black people are so unserious because why is this the warm up song????? Funeral Stud, you will always be famous 💀😭
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Winter sprinter. My God yall are incredible on here.
The Terrell show further proved to me that winter sprinter can’t sing
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Them all coming together to drag an outsider>>>>>>> A state of love, bounding, TRUST!
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Being well rested is a luxury I will take advantage of every chance I get because what sleep deprivation does to the brain and body is actually not of God
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this is probably the angriest video ever made and it’s completely justified, it’s so rage filled it made me feel cathartic
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Rip Kandi & Todd’s marriage we’ll always have this quotable though: https://t.co/H28Q047gU4
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Me to my nieces and nephew
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I will pick up tomorrow am guys but in the meantime here’s a good guide!
I love getting really technical with cat coat patterns…. Like oh what a beautiful dilute mackerel harlequin torbie you have there … (reply with a pic of your cat and I’ll tell you their exact coat pattern)
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Reading this while blowing my nose
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Last night I turned on Alligator Tears and ended up blasting to the whole album lmao that was a good damn album idc!
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the intention behind putting affirmations on the painting to then build on was genius artists, tap in that was such a creative way of blessing your art to be seen and received well
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I have to stop messing with my face but the breakouts have been hell on earthhhhhhhhhh. 😞
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“Take care of yourself before you turn into a weirdo” 😩 lmao this is so real
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No matter how overwhelmingly the evilness of many men grows, I think rhetoric like this is very important. We need to teach young boys that they are capable of becoming good kind respectful men, and not make them think that every innocent boy is doomed to become a terrible man
@fuckitwebawl_ I promise you there are many kind-hearted men in my life 💕
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