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#LRT
Pak fans were crying that it's unsafe for the fielding side on a wet outfield during ZIMvsSA game and are now saying that it's unsafe on the batting side and play resumed because they have a weak cricket board 😭😭😭😭
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PONTING CALLED IT OUT. HE SAID THAT THE WICKET PREPARATION BACKFIRED ON INDIA
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Islamabad born cricketer scored a century at Narendra Modi stadium in the presence of Narendra Modi.
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North India is truly the pits. I'm so glad my grandparents left Punjab for Maharashtra and not Delhi.
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Just realized that Ranchi has gotten more tests then Wankhede in the last 7 years.
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OpusofAli and Brumby stay in first world countries with liberal laws but spew bigoted, sexist crap on twitter.
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Took 6 years to make Rohit an ODI player. (2007-13). Took 7 years to make him a test player (2012-19) . Wonder for how many years will they go on with Rohit the ICC trophy winning captain.
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Pujara and Gill should swap places in the batting order.
What's the logic of having a blocker at 3 and 2 stroke players as openers?
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Haven't seen a fast bowler so desperete to blatantly try to injure tailenders....
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The Prime Minister himself is monitoring the situation with eminent doctors and vaccine manufacturers:
#NirmalaSitharaman
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People give BCCI a little too much leeway for that abandoned old Trafford sentence. I really feel that Kohli wanted to play that test and the board didn't, and because of that disagreement is why he lost his captaincy.
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Listening to
@David215Gower
commentary made me like test cricket on India's 2011 tour to England
As languid as he was with the bat, David Gower, and as feisty as he was with his approach, Ian Botham, were two of the best as commentators. They could call a spade a shovel, in contrasting manner of course, and I will miss them in comm box! The game was richer listening to them
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Aussies are already crying about rank turners. Is their memory so short that they don't remember that the one test that they did win when touring India was on a rank turner?
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Just remembered an incident from childhood. Was at a relative's place in Delhi where an uncle asked me "baapu kaise hai" (He meant to ask that how's my father doing) and I replied with "unhe toh teen goliye se maar diya".
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David Gower, I haven't forgotten you dismissing Ash's record against Duckett saying that Ash only takes wickets on a certain type of pitches when Duckett was bazballing in Pakistan.
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When Shami posted that pic ppl were saying that there's no video here because we'd see Modiji forcefully making Shami rest on his shoulder and now they posted exactly this, 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
#WATCH
| Prime Minister Narendra Modi met Team India in their dressing room after the ICC World Cup Finals at Narendra Modi Stadium in Ahmedabad, Gujarat on 19th November.
The PM spoke to the players and encouraged them for their performance throughout the tournament.
(Video:…
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Shared an elevator with T Natarajan yesterday. To make sure I first asked him if he's a cricketer and then told him thank you for Gabba😭😭😭.
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Bsdk you were exactly what happened 😭😭
KL Rahul said, "I can't believe what has just happened".
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"You asked for it and we heard you"???????
Madarchodon we were asking for the schedule and tickets to come out a year ago or atleast at a time when we could plan our travel
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Pandya is moving like a washed Thala at an age where he's supposed to be in his prime.
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This is giving peak Tapu Sena vibes.
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Lmao. Thanks for this. Such stuff will help me recover from the L quickly.
We had a great tournament but we ended up short yesterday. We are all heartbroken but the support of our people is keeping us going. PM
@narendramodi
’s visit to the dressing room yesterday was special and very motivating.
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Appreciation for Washington Sundar for hitting that 6 and 4 against the machine that was Cummins.
Required rate had gone to more than 6rpo..he brought it back to 5.
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All three 'upsets' have felt like professional performances rather than a fluke.
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Abb curtains sirf uski khuli hai toh koi aur kaise dikhega.
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It took one tweet from a random Delhi girl to bring out your inner Raj Thackeray.
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Every holi when I see mutuals complaining about the abhorrant practices of this festival I feel great about the fact that I've hated this since I was like 4 years old.
Why would you like touching other people zabardasti and like others touching you too?
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Naaah respect him for acknowledging that. Never thought he would admit the glaring issue with LSC.
Show me an actor who accepts his movies and acting failure publicly
Megastar
#AamirKhan
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It doesn't look like an exotic location either
This isn’t anywhere in an exotic overseas location. No filters used.
Say hello to Alibaugh. Serenity. ❤️
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This is probably the first world Cup in a while where the ticketing announcements have come from the host nation' cricket board instead of ICC.
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I don't think any other county's social media population is as toxic as India's . Esp under a celebrity's post.
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Proper bottom tier country with bottom tier men
@MumbaiPolice
A streamer from Korea was harassed by these boys in Khar last night while she was live streaming in front of a 1000+ people. This is disgusting and some action needs to be taken against them. This cannot go unpunished.
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Bumrah has been the least embarrassing star Indian player on SM in the last few years.
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Indians just add random traits found in any Indian family as "middle-class values"
(Also not getting into as what constitutes as middle class in India that's a different discourse on Indian twitter altogether)
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Such a long paragraph for some employee coming late but not a single word when his industry has been facing boycott calls and how his best friend's kid was put in jail over false charges.
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Again saari slot balls and full tosses.
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@wizardrincewind
I'm pretty sure they don't plan to raise their kids in this country and surely what happened after the Shami incident was a big eye opener.
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Bhai sahab unreal 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Actually went and stood with the team 😭
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What's this attention seeking behavior seedha app oe complain karo na
Hi
@zomato
, ordered veg food and got all non veg food. 4/5 of us were vegetarians. What is this service, horrible experience.
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What a bunch of salty weirdos man that 2011 batch.
#BCCI
#TeamIndia
#INDvsSA
Gautam Gambhir Uploaded A Video On Instagram Calling His Dog Name Oreo. He Uploaded This Video After MS Dhoni Gave Credit To Oreo For Winning The 2011 World Cup.
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Dinesh Karthik has been around for 20 years. The fact that there are still debates wether he's even a decent player(not great or good or anything) should speak volumes of his mediocrity.
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Things that are overhated/hated on unnecessarily:
SRK
Virat Kohli
Butter Chicken
Fell free to add to this list.
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Madarchod he doesn't even know what cricket is and he doesn't even know who you are get some self respect
@imVkohli
Virat Kohli's Instagram story for Cristiano Ronaldo.
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Harry Brook is what English media were hyping up Ollie Pope to be.
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Inglorious basterds really one of those movies whose every frame is a painting. Even the mundane scenes aren't mundane.
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KL rahul epitomy of shamelesness. Chose to bowl first then opened in place of Shubman.
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They had to include Smith to include Kohli bc Rohit is just too sauceless 😭😭😭
Confirm - There is a reserve day for the WTC final if weather plays spoilsport.
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Don't think Narine's chucking being ignored is due to poor umpiring. It's mainly because KKR probably threw a fit about wanting Narine to bowl however he wanted and the authorities are turning a blind eye mainly because this is not a serious cricket tournament.
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With every passing series in Australia we must appreciate the massiveness of not just Gabba 2021, but also the 18-19 BGT.
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Was talking to her on the phone while walking and I couldn't hear her for like 5-10 seconds and I realised that my dad had driven past and my phone got momentarily connected to his car's bluetooth😭😭😭😭
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I can talk about Rocky Rani for atleast 10 minutes uninterrupted
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Bhai toh tune first day pe kyu bola that it doesn't matter what the pitch is doing
Biggest takeaway from this game is something you already knew. Om normal turning tracks, India are very difficult to beat. But exaggerated tracks equalise skills and give the other team a chance.
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Gabbbar ko ek karara comeback milta hain and his only retort is how he's an entrepreneur with a positive cash flow.
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The popularization of beerbiceps probably shows what a low IQ country we are. He comes across as a proper clown in the few podcasts of his that I've watched.
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I have such a strong feeling that he wouldn't do this with a white umpire.
The vision everyone's been waiting for.
This is the series of events that's led to Tom Curran's four-game suspension...
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I fucking love watching Steve Smith bat in tests. His eccentricities add to the fun of it
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All Indian cricket experts and analysts are pure hindsight merchants lmao
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God= The plastic surgeon
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T20s sahi hain yaar. You enjoy the game/tournament and go to sleep when it ends. You can't get to the same level of emotional investment. Doesn't break your heart if your team loses.
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SRK is the only Khan who's often played Muslim characters in his films.
Even showed a glimpse of the plight of an Indian Muslim that how easy it is for them to be labelled as traiter with Chak de India.
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We need to appreciate Pritam more in this era where it's become evident that making a song sound good is a skill even if you've copied it.
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How did The Rock become so rich.
#NewsByNumbers
| With a net worth of $770 million, Shah Rukh Khan (
@iamsrk
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Surya is so valuable to a team in how he keeps the run rate going post the power play but with these clowns delay not only his entry point but also slow down the scoring rate.
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Saini over Ishant and Bhuvi
India's Likely Stand-by Players for the WTC final [TOI]:
- Suryakumar Yadav
- Ruturaj Gaikwad
- Sarfaraz Khan
- Ishan Kishan
- Mukesh Kumar
- Navdeep Saini
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I thought that I had pre-grieved. But it makes me inconsolably sad at the thought of Bumrah and Shami ending their careers without a WC trophy.
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I'm dead at the shootout at Lokhandwala music🤣🤣🤣
Just came across this old 'gem'. A gutter level news piece after Ind crashed out of the T20 WC 2010.
Not condoning this reporting at all.
It's funny how a WC win whitewashed all the previous mistakes creating a perception that all was rosy back then.
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This would've been funny if there weren't cases during covid where patients were asking the name of the plasma/blood donors and refusing to take from any Muslim donor.
If a "pure vegetarian" gets into an accident and requires blood transfusion, do they only accept "pure vegetarian" blood or will any donor be ok?
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Only entitled ultra Congressis can have such a take for Satyamev Jayate.
The things responsible for destroying social fabric of India which Congress conserved for 60 years.
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This guy 😂😂😂😂
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How can people not see Salman in this?
Like the hairstyle plus those expressions and thoda bahut face bhi.
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This madarchod
Hurts to see this. Nothing ever should make us ungrateful towards our armed forces. Woh hain toh aaj hum hain. 🙏
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I remember watching that presentation live😭😭😭😭
Wow such a nice gesture , they must be very close friends and would hardly have any fights with one another ❤️❤️
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Proper besharams who choose to bowl first against Zimbabwe type teams.
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Can't believe that we used to have arguments till as late as the ninth grade about WWE being scripted.
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Ideally neither of Rohit and Kohli should play WT20. As much as I want to see Kohli play in his last few years of cricket I'd rather not see him play at all than him being scrutinized every innings.
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Reached the theater 15 mins post scheduled time to avoid the national anthem but they start the movies even more later at this new PVR
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This is like primary school behavior from Gambhir
Why is Gambhir acting like a loser? Bhai Dracula thodi hain woh 😭😭
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The dishonesty of BCCI re Pakistan is really something. Only playing them in multinational tournaments and not playing bilaterals is not something I agree with but I can understand. Now you're having a special ceremony in the world Cup just for that game but also wanna
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Bairstow is the most underrated and underappreciated player for his country and for his franchise
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SSR was a good guy. Quite sad how his death was used and how he was basically being called a druggie for weeks.
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There are incredibly stupid people still saying that where was Bumrah on 19th November. These people don't deserve him.
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