Minoan Snake Goddess Appreciator, MPH
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Alex. she/her. Masshole. public health wonk. green square kinda leftist. medieval & revolutionary history slut.
Massachusetts, USA
Joined September 2015
anyway let's talk about the REAL girlbosses of the French Revolution
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if ira parker loved me there would be a constant livestream of what raymun and rowan are doing at any given moment. right now rowan is committing westerosi tax fraud for the benefit of the green apple barreling business. right now raymun is dropping a barrel on his foot.
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£10: plate and mail £20: hard salt beef £10000: egg’s wardrobe £5: oats for thunder please help me my hedge knight business is dying
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New reporting reveals RFK Jr is considering banning sugars used in Dunkin and Starbucks coffees.
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well the world at large is garbage but just got offered a permanent role within my current organization doing something cooler and with a $10k pay bump.....absolute scenes
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@BostonMassUSA This is what we fought the Revolution for (so the swans are free to bite people outside of Shaw’s)
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Historians won't tell you this but the swans actually fired the first shots at Lexington and Concord
Swan outside Shaw’s supermarket in East Boston. In the UK, all swans are the property of King Charles III, but the swans of New England are free. PS this swan's name is Sean.
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Mamdani's pose is really taking me all the way out.
Inside this latest Trump-Mamdani meeting: -Last time the two met, Trump asked him to return with ideas to build big things. Mamdani came back with a massive housing proposal -Mamdani's team created mock headlines to show Trump how such a project would be received. He was "very
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Yeah I think it's more likely we'll all get lucky and you'll have a heart attack mid-Grindr hookup before any sane nation assists you and your bloodthirsty cronies in waging an illegal war
If it turns out to be true that Britain is denying the United States the ability to use British bases against Iran if there is a necessity for an attack - it would be beyond surprising. I’ve been a military lawyer most of my adult life. What they’re saying about the status of
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Turkeys took this one
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This is how every weatherman has been talking about the upcoming storm for the past week
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have back to back meetings today from literally 10:30am to 3pm......might run into oncoming traffic xx
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Your Ass Too Clean. Your Swag Too Different. Your Wife Too Bad. they’ll kill you
Fox News is reporting that a prominent NYC Democrat is angry that Mayor Zohran Mamdani requested a bidet to be installed in his official residence.
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Bilateral bruising, lower extremity edema, and obvious cognitive decline. What’s going on here? It’s clearly not “bruises from shaking hands���
Trump's *left* hand -- not the one that is usually disfigured -- now has a large bruise and is discolored These pictures are from today in Davos and are via Chip Somodevilla (Getty) and Fabrice Coffrini (AFP)
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anyone mind if I run into traffic real quick
emma d'arcy and tobias menzies from the stage play “the other place”
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this summarizes about anything that could ever possibly happen under trump as president
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You really have to be one of the dumbest bitches alive rn
The Legacy Media is complicit in violence against ICE officers. This is why trust in Legacy Media is at an all time low.
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You can stick your tongue up these men's asses as far as you want girl but they will still want you dead at the end of the day!
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