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Austin, TX
Joined December 2011
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@ewwcolton
(not a joke)
5 years
Last Friday was the most meaningful night I’ve had in electronic music yet, and I’m incredibly excited to share my opening set: https://t.co/WC2Dp9n3sC Special thank you to everyone who played a part in that night, I appreciate you all immensely.
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@saluteAUT
salute
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rossi sent me the dean turley ID and i'm currently thinking of ways to play it at least 3 times per set at all my shows this weekend
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@ewwcolton
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3 months
This podcast got me into sports podcasts, and probably even podcasts in general. Thanks Bud & Ingram, you’ve taught me a ton about the program and sport over the years. Running out of things this admin can take from us.
@BudElliott3
Bud Elliott
3 months
Meant to post this earlier, but here we go. The @Nolecast has been a passion project for us for 15 years, through some great seasons and some awful. Thanks to passionate fanbase and amazing sponsors, it even turned into an occasionally profitable hobby. We always tell each
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@jsilversmith24
Jordan Silversmith
3 months
Since Mike Norvell went for it on 4th&1: UF TD FSU three-and-out UF TD with the RB going in untouched His bad decision-making sank his own team.
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@gmoney373737
B 🪩
4 months
sorry but four tet hands down best afters of the weekend . HANDS DOWN .
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@dancingastro
Dancing Astronaut
4 months
FOUR TET JUST DROPPED THE SKRILLEX x NITEPUNK ID AT SEISMIC @Skrillex x @nitepunk @SeismicTX @FourTet
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@ewwcolton
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4 months
Seismic after parties just announced, only two weeks away from the 8th iteration of the event! Save money on last second festival tickets with promo code COLTON
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@ewwcolton
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5 months
@espn
ESPN
5 months
Breaking: Penn State has fired James Franklin, sources told @PeteThamel. Get breaking news alerts from Pete Thamel through the ESPN app ➡️ https://t.co/huu2E9vdNL
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@ewwcolton
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5 months
I think this will go down as the game Norvell lost the fan base. Like the guy but it’s not working, and there isn’t good enough recruiting to see a fix in the future. Exorbitant buyout likely means it’ll be 3-4 years of apathetically biding time for the program.
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@ewwcolton
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@BleacherReport
Bleacher Report
7 months
THE W’S ARE OUT IN TALLAHASSEE
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@ewwcolton
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7 months
Oh sorry caps was on
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@ewwcolton
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7 months
YO I JUST LEFT ELROW ANYTHING HAPPEN IN COLLEGE FOOTBALL TONIGHT?
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@ewwcolton
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7 months
Opening for Kai Castro @ Arbella, Chicago 07.11.2025 by Colton Cameron on #SoundCloud https://t.co/izx341Z203
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@ewwcolton
(not a joke)
8 months
Guess not
@MLS
Major League Soccer
8 months
Old rivals meet again 💥👀 Messi will take on former foes James & Sergio Ramos when we take on @LigaBBVAMX at the #MLSAllStar Game in Austin (July 23).
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@ewwcolton
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8 months
3k people doing YMCA at the concourse was not on the bingo card
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@ewwcolton
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8 months
A stacked return for @SeismicTX’s 8th main edition. Grab your tickets using promo code COLTON to save some $ at checkout.
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@ewwcolton
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10 months
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@saluteAUT
salute
10 months
lowkey the only ball some of you know is sack
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@ewwcolton
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10 months
🎶 get hired baby 🎶
@dancingastro
Dancing Astronaut
10 months
Avant Gardner has parted ways with CEO Josh Wyatt amidst Brooklyn Mirage’s delayed reopening, per Billboard Gary Richards (aka Destructo) — who has served as Avant Gardner’s non-executive chairman of the board since 2024 — will assume day-to-day operations in the meantime. Per
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@SpiceRatDnB
Rats N Bass
10 months
thinking about EDC 2016 when it was 113° at 1 AM and this MF came by burning off my eyebrows giving me a heart attack thinking i was about to be sacrificed to Cthulhu for going to see the Chainsmokers mainstage
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