ungrilled cheese for lunch today 🥰🥰

Day 3 of end of year bender: im not drinking alcohol for the rest of the year after this

i keep going past scooters in PR and they're calling to me like a drunk ciggie after a coupla beers

Congrats to QB @BoNix10 on being named a @FedEx Air & Ground Player of the Week! 🙌

i laugh everytime because my cat is SO mean to everyone but she's so sweet to me and trying to explain to people that i look like a psychotic liar 😭😭😭

idc that you're hot just don't be doing that around me

already telling my friends "alright see you next year!" so they don't invite me out anymore

drunk on a tuesday 😩😩😩

“Ari can you check on Marley while I’m gone?” Marley:

"may thy bones chip and you shatter yourself" me off my 6th hot cocoa as a lactose intolerant

me : "i don't mind really (a real eater)"

i'm starting my first real vacation of the year, no work until next monday (i'm gonna find a way to be working ) no teams (i told my team to teams me with whatever) and no stress (i am stressed)🥰🥰🥰

"what happens if you don't get on that flight?" me: i'll just ask where else they can take me and just go explore a random city

holy trinity

gonna start throwing condom wrappers in my friends in relationships cars just to start some shit

i feel like my text didn't go appreciated enough yesterday when i got home

beefin with my chick while i'm in jail

arianna and I fighting like an old married couple making everyone else around us feel awkward is my favorite hobby

inside me there are two cats

honestly a big fan of boobs 10/10 creation

i already miss my friends