it’s hot when i act like i’m gonna hit my bf and he flinches

i won the district wide anti-drug poster contest 9 years in a row in school and then turned into a junkie

my amulet whispers normal stuff to me

roommate said she can immediately tell if im depressed bc i say things like "nothing i do changes anything at all." and if im manic bc i say things like "i got killed on cigarettes dot com. don't worry it's not permanent on cigarettes dot com."

@vegetalpuppet Do not try to astral project at Lienenkugel's they are far too powerful to face alone

i’m made of like 6 wasps that don’t agree with each other

your girl sliding home on someone else's mucus? she is for the soil. focus on your self. #slugcel

Bro i thought Shedtwt was like Shed Theory bro I'm so Fried these kids are just emo and skinny as Hell

I can’t stand Portland bro I just met someone who immediately described themselves as a meek person like did you even try to Stand Up today

The Pervert wants to send you a direct message

happy baby paws

How am I supposed to relax when there are things

i love woke

my furry friend just said my fursona is a bush baby

he gave me amphetamines and doesn’t know about my drug addiction history so there’s a fair chance i can just ask…

how do i get my psych to prescribe me ativan

I’m about to take The kind of Nap Where u wake Up scared and Confused As fuck

totally happy just sitting on her couch drinking diet dr pepper and eating things that exacerbate her diabetes. doesn’t care about shit going on outside

my grandma is a jehovas witness and the more i talk to her and understand her the more i start to see her as a modern monk of sorts. not allowed to participate in politics or holidays, never has been sad if someone forgot her birthday. just watches star trek all day

Moderator: Mr. Sliwa, what makes you qualified to be the mayor of New York? Curtis Sliwa: