MK ultra victim
@MKaylaUltra
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29 | she/her | Music producer | TX ➡️ Seattle, WA | MDNI 🔞 Sponsored by @drpepper | @mkaylalite alt/backup
Seattle, WA
Joined December 2024
She’s so hot i almost liked a hate tweet
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i went on a date tonight and she started rapping about pokémon in the cheesecake factory
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The concept of me not being allowed to transition because i got cucked by the doordash driver
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After my terrible experience with DoorDash I decided I would give @UberEats a try. Immediately my first order is cancelled and I feel like the driver was being unreasonable. Is there a reliable delivery app out there?
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Apparently @Delta has never heard of a joke. Never wanted to fly your dumb airline again anyway
Guy next to me on the plane fell asleep so i’ve been slowly dripping water onto his crotch so he thinks he pissed himself when he wakes up
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Guy next to me on the plane fell asleep so i’ve been slowly dripping water onto his crotch so he thinks he pissed himself when he wakes up
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I did this and my boss took me out back and shot me in the head like an old horse
Boss sat me down and asked if I was "quiet quitting" and I said yes As a result I am finally getting a raise
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I think conservative men are so focused on the abortion issue because "he was a father" is the only nice thing people can say about them when they die. Can't lose that one.
Show me one aborted baby who says they didn’t want it. I’ll wait.
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u ever wonder how many hours you’ve spent sucking dick in your whole life collectively
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Something particularly grotesque about a man pretending to be a woman weighing in on abortion.
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Every day Christians educate me on how to be more Christlike <3
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Awesome, thanks @DoorDash. You obviously have all the driver photos and could search them for this guy but instead you block me. Probably because you tell your drivers this behavior is okay. Disgusted
Hey @DoorDash is it policy for your drivers to ask my wife to hold up the food for the delivery picture and "smile for daddy"??? part of the training manual to hit on her and ask for her number right in front of me? to give her a ride to his place? you just lost a customer
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Counting or not counting jungle violence?
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Cum instantly
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I had to google this to see what it means. Apparently it stands for “Your Womanhood Now Begins, Arise, Woman!”. A neat little thing allys will say to support your transition. Thank you, fellow woke warrior! 🏳️🌈 🏳️⚧️
@MKaylaUltra YWNBAW
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sinks today are not as strong because we stopped feeding them the cooking oil that they need to survive
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