evilchili
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Chili's Law Of Software Fixes: A bug will not be fixed until it annoys the right person at the right time at the right severity.
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returning from my self-imposed liberation from this hellsite to wish you all a happy whatever you're getting up to about now, and may Eris overlook you for another year. Practice tiny acts of kindness whenever you can.
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s/attorney/sysadmin/.
Literally all I do as an attorney:. No. No. Seriously, no. Like, how did you even think this was a good idea. Stop immediately. No, that doesn't make it okay, either. No. Stop. Stop it, you can’t do that. No.
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For the morning crowd here's a paper I wrote:. Control Theory For Distributed Systems: A New View of Operations at Scale. #DevOps #resilience #observability #monitoring #etc #woah.
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Here's a thing I wrote. Control Theory for Distributed Systems: A New View of Operations At Scale. #resiliency #devops #observability #buzzword #omg.
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13 years since I poked @aktei with a fork to make sure she wasn't a cabbage or something. 13 years of sharing joy and struggles and laughter. 13 years of trying to be better, to be worthy. #anniversary.
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I was listening to the #cteam while cooking, when @TychoBrahe drops "it is as if there were a chorus of gods, speaking with one voice," and I was so stunned I burned my hand on the pasta sauce. You're not half bad at this, Jerry, goddamn.
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RT @robmanuel: You're not going read detail like this anywhere else. The recording of The Cure's Disintegration was interrupted by playing….
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