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Tycho Brahe

@TychoBrahe

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@TychoBrahe
Tycho Brahe
8 months
Let me be real for a second. I'm watching this Dragon Age discourse, and it's like. I know women who have "top surgery scars" because they had fucking cancer. Cancer. Okay? These women are in my family. They have "top surgery scars" because the alternative is dying of cancer.
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@TychoBrahe
Tycho Brahe
7 years
My son Elliot wants everybody to know that when Snoop Dogg is 60, in dog years he’ll be 420.
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@TychoBrahe
Tycho Brahe
1 year
Can someone explain to me why there are people, really smart people, who think consciousness can arise as an emergent property of a database?.
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@TychoBrahe
Tycho Brahe
6 years
It shows a dude wearing this thing waiting for the bus with it, but it doesn't show him sitting down in the bus once it arrives, because he can't sit down in a regular chair.
@ThamKhaiMeng
Khai
6 years
This is not a good idea.
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@TychoBrahe
Tycho Brahe
1 year
I broke down the official reasons why some of the wealthiest companies in existence don't want to pay the creators that make their models work.
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@TychoBrahe
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5 years
Twenty-one years ago today, these fucking BABIES got married.
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@TychoBrahe
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8 years
My, uh. Hm. My son has discovered Penny Arcade.
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@TychoBrahe
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7 months
Seems like college is going well
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@TychoBrahe
Tycho Brahe
2 years
My sister, who has been working in kitchens since she was 16, says that The Bear is essentially a documentary
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@TychoBrahe
Tycho Brahe
5 years
Dungeon Masters DREAM about this level of player engagement.
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@TychoBrahe
Tycho Brahe
5 years
100-year-old guard mailed a perfume made from a long, thin fish to Mr. Gaiman. Centennial sentinel sent an eel scent to Neil.
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@TychoBrahe
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1 year
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@TychoBrahe
Tycho Brahe
1 year
Now that someone famous has been affected, can we get some fucking action on this? The entire business is founded on stolen work, whose provenance is obfuscated by the model. That is literally its purpose.
@BobbyAllyn
Bobby Allyn
1 year
Statement from Scarlett Johansson on the OpenAI situation. Wow:
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@TychoBrahe
Tycho Brahe
6 years
I told my son Elliot we were gonna watch a show on Disney+, and he said, "How's that leather taste, bootlicker?".
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@TychoBrahe
Tycho Brahe
4 years
I'm just marking the occasion: my eldest child, who experts told me would require relentless scaffolding, for whom friendships as we understand them would be impossible, took the bus home today by themselves. And they have friends who love them. So.
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@TychoBrahe
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2 years
I don't think people are resisting coming back to the office because employers haven't "enticed" their employees back, they're resisting it because that world is dead. It burned to the ground. These obelisks to a dead god need to be turned into housing.
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@TychoBrahe
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5 years
My literal best friend drew this picture of me.
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@TychoBrahe
Tycho Brahe
2 years
Am I just old or is this obviously fucked up in a way that will invariably lead to real world harm.
@Polygon
Polygon
2 years
Amouranth launches AI chatbot that lets fans go on ‘dates’ with ‘her’
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@TychoBrahe
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10 months
A lady died because of improper food handling at Disney, and they say the husband can't sue them because - Jesus take the wheel - he signed up for Disney+, which has an arbitration clause in it. Even attempting this argument should invoke divine retribution.
@CultureCrave
Culture Crave 🍿
10 months
A doctor died at a Disney Springs restaurant from an allergic reaction after being assured the meal was allergen-free. The widower then sued. Disney is now trying to dismiss the suit — arguing he agreed to arbitrate all disputes when signing up for a Disney+ free trial years
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@TychoBrahe
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5 years
I just thought you would find it funny.
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@TychoBrahe
Tycho Brahe
1 year
The bleeding was from the toy divisions, so of course I'm hearing about cuts at #WotC, which is the shining champion of their balance sheet. I have a lot of friends there. Let's see how many I have left by the end of the day.
@joindicebreaker
Dicebreaker
1 year
Dungeons & Dragons owner lays off 1,100 staff two weeks before Christmas “to keep Hasbro healthy”.
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@TychoBrahe
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5 years
Because I am the President of Penny Arcade, I often get job listings for President positions at other companies and it's like. no, I think it only works for me in this one, very limited, historically unique case.
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@TychoBrahe
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3 years
You motherfuckin' son of a.
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@TychoBrahe
Tycho Brahe
7 years
hmm
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@TychoBrahe
Tycho Brahe
1 year
Dungeons & Dragons has always been cool. You were fucking late.
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@TychoBrahe
Tycho Brahe
5 years
A few years ago @cwgabriel thought he needed to gain weight so he made a weight gain shake but he didn't look at the package or anything so he made one that was six thousand calories, drank it, and fell asleep in the middle of the floor at work.
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@TychoBrahe
Tycho Brahe
6 years
My sis was at our mom's house, and took a picture of this picture. For your amusement:
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@TychoBrahe
Tycho Brahe
6 years
The Good Place is exquisite. I'm not making a comment on its quality. I'm making a comment on the kind of deadly gauntlet art must run to be created, and I can't believe this beautiful egg made it through.
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@TychoBrahe
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1 year
He was literally run off the stage
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@TychoBrahe
Tycho Brahe
7 years
Brenna and I got married nineteen years ago today. A+, would marry again.
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@TychoBrahe
Tycho Brahe
7 years
Ronia wanted a “Gamer Birthday.” Brenna is DELIVERING
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@TychoBrahe
Tycho Brahe
7 years
This Ajit Pai #NetNeutrality video isn’t just stupid, it���s offensive. This is ruling class, let them eat cake-tier casual disdain for the citizenry.
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@TychoBrahe
Tycho Brahe
2 years
how about you subscribe to these motherfuckin nuts
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@TychoBrahe
Tycho Brahe
7 years
This parenting shit is starting to get interesting. My son just showed me the insignias and livery he made for a dystopian cyborg police force called The Thought Patrol.
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@TychoBrahe
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11 years
This poster is about gambling addiction, but I feel that it is broadly applicable. http://t.co/41O5YcnDgC.
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@TychoBrahe
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3 years
You never know how pronoun and gender conversations are gonna go with the grandparents, but for our Eldest - that is to say, Samantha - it went as well as it possibly could.
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@TychoBrahe
Tycho Brahe
8 months
I got a neighbor kid literally convalescing from this surgery as we speak, right next door. I don't pretend to understand it. They're good.
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@TychoBrahe
Tycho Brahe
7 years
I want everybody to know that @ChrisPerkinsDnD stole my DM screen after #WafflesInc. That’s how hard this motherfucker is.
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@TychoBrahe
Tycho Brahe
11 months
Some comments from my editor
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Tycho Brahe
2 years
Our engineer is talking about how he's passively and actively blocking OpenAI scraping of the site, but now he's wondering if there's a way to poison the data. I really like him.
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@TychoBrahe
Tycho Brahe
7 years
What do we think?
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Tycho Brahe
10 months
In Brothers of the Snake by Dan Abnett, a planet requests aid - and they're surprised when a single Space Marine arrives. It ended up being enough guys.
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@TychoBrahe
Tycho Brahe
5 years
Huh
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@TychoBrahe
Tycho Brahe
5 years
My eldest rushed into my room at ten o'clock last night with a type of pun he made called a "Word Avalanche" that I think may serve as proof of my paternity. First, you state it in normal language, and you reveal a pun-form that is a set of repeated syllables. Okay, you're ready.
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@TychoBrahe
Tycho Brahe
6 years
I've been drying this dog's paws since he could fit in a purse and it makes him ridiculously happy
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@TychoBrahe
Tycho Brahe
4 years
Post an image of yourself as the final boss without downloading new pics
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@TychoBrahe
Tycho Brahe
5 years
It turns out, you DO use advanced math in adult life. You use it when your society breaks down and you have to teach Algebra at home because school is illegal.
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@TychoBrahe
Tycho Brahe
7 years
My friends @AmyTFalcone and @HollyConrad talking tattoos.
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@TychoBrahe
Tycho Brahe
2 years
Good God
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@TychoBrahe
Tycho Brahe
3 years
I'll allow it
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@TychoBrahe
Tycho Brahe
7 years
My family is out of town, so I’m getting a glimpse into some alternate universe where I never got married or had kids. What I’ve discovered is that without them, I don’t eat or get dressed and I just watch movies I’ve already seen a decade ago.
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@TychoBrahe
Tycho Brahe
6 years
This is how excited I am about The Division 2: I cleaned my desk and got new peripherals.
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@TychoBrahe
Tycho Brahe
7 years
I know that one day I’m going to miss these times; miss telling my daughter it’s time to go to bed, and having her hiss and growl like a raccoon in a dumpster.
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@TychoBrahe
Tycho Brahe
6 years
Our Fulfillment Center crew sent me up a present. I am Fulfilled.
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Tycho Brahe
4 years
Dad looks great. I do not have his permission to post this. ~Ronia 😈
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@TychoBrahe
Tycho Brahe
6 years
This beautiful artifact is three times my age and was just in my grandma's closet. Her dad bought it at age 18 from a man who used it to play as an accompanist to silent movies.
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1 year
Ha ha did I raise this kid right or what
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Tycho Brahe
6 years
"Dad, can we paint our models?"
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@TychoBrahe
Tycho Brahe
6 years
Ikumi Nakamura's intro for Ghostwire Tokyo made me whole again.
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@TychoBrahe
Tycho Brahe
7 years
She’s back at it
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5 years
I think this might be my favorite Penny Arcade strip.
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Tycho Brahe
11 years
When I dropped off the boy at school, the playground was a hotbed of fear at what Microsoft would do to Minecraft. They’re eight.
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@TychoBrahe
Tycho Brahe
5 years
Thanks for the copypasta, teen
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Tycho Brahe
8 years
Brenna went HAM
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Tycho Brahe
6 years
At breakfast, Brenna started talking about how Samwise Gamgee was such a good and loyal friend and how his love saved the world and then she started to cry.
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@TychoBrahe
Tycho Brahe
6 years
I can't fucking handle it.
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Tycho Brahe
2 years
I've had about twenty things happen in Baldur's Gate 3 that I would have assumed were the kinds of things that only happened at a table, with a real DM.
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@TychoBrahe
Tycho Brahe
6 years
The phone rang in the hotel room and the five kids in the room asked me what it was. They'd never heard regular phone ring.
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@TychoBrahe
Tycho Brahe
2 years
So you're. Wait. So you're saying you will be reserving the security method you just shitted on. For your paying customers? Do you think people can't fucking read?
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@TychoBrahe
Tycho Brahe
2 years
Indeed. I have two daughters; Ronia and Samantha.
@AutumnAvid
Ardent Autumn
2 years
@TychoBrahe Is your kid transitioning? This is a follow on from a prev tweet you made I didnt 100% wrap my dumb head around, I will not harass you or anything, straight question.
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@TychoBrahe
Tycho Brahe
2 years
People seem so impressed with themselves when they say that Scott Pilgrim is not a good person, like they've discovered some esoteric, hidden knowledge. It's akin to saying "King Kong is actually a giant ape!" and leaning back, smug.
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@TychoBrahe
Tycho Brahe
7 years
My son wants everybody to know that Pokémon number 420 is Bellossom, a “grass”.type Pokémon that evolves from Gloom, the “Weed Pokémon.”.
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@TychoBrahe
Tycho Brahe
5 years
I told my son we were making Christmas Poems now as a family so then he, well, just look
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@TychoBrahe
Tycho Brahe
6 years
Elliot has learned there's a dessert called "spotted dick" and now I have to put up with this horseshit for a week.
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@TychoBrahe
Tycho Brahe
7 years
Brenna made this cross-stitch for me. This is my favorite physical object.
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@TychoBrahe
Tycho Brahe
5 years
This is something someone I love said to me.
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@TychoBrahe
Tycho Brahe
6 years
Jesus Fucking Christ.
@randileeharper
chasing the dopamine
6 years
this is twitchcon.
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Tycho Brahe
2 years
My mom thought she needed a new phone because her battery wouldn't keep charge, so she took it in and this is what they did to her. Brb finding out the name of the shop so I can engage in a profoundly monstrous campaign that ends with their business in the ground
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@TychoBrahe
Tycho Brahe
6 years
I would say that God of War definitely informed the dialogue I have with my son.
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@TychoBrahe
Tycho Brahe
1 year
no actually we're the musicians. people have not been prepared to think, at all, and it shows.
@RyanWJanke
Ryan Janke
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@TychoBrahe The irony here is that MidJourny is Napster and this time you are the RIAA.
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@TychoBrahe
Tycho Brahe
5 years
Because I want my mom to stay in her house, and not go, I have ordered her a turquoise Switch Lite with Animal Crossing. It will seem in every respect like a gift but is actually a source of terrible gravity she will be unable to escape.
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@TychoBrahe
Tycho Brahe
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Hey, so, about ten years ago, we granted a scholarship to somebody. Today, the game she did writing and narrative design on came out - Wintermoor Tactics Club. It's a VN/Tactics hybrid, and she gave me keys, but I bought instead and I'm giving those keys to you.
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@TychoBrahe
Tycho Brahe
4 years
Holy fucking shit.
@DungeonAlchemi1
Dungeon Alchemist
4 years
#Selfpromosaturday! If you’re into #ttrpg or #dnd, check out the AI-powered Map-making Tool we’re creating. For every RT, a goblin gets his wings! 😘
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4 years
The worst side effect of the shot by far is that it makes you take a second and really think about everything this virus stole from us.
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Tycho Brahe
6 years
Elliot had to fill out some kind of survey thing at school, and when it asked him who his favorite Disney villain was he wrote "Bob Iger.".
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Tycho Brahe
4 years
I love this stupid shit so much.
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@TychoBrahe
Tycho Brahe
2 years
The fuck it did. Why are you carrying water for this, @Polygon?
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Tycho Brahe
7 years
Once or twice a week I try to move something with my mind, just to see if I’ve developed telekinetic abilities.
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Tycho Brahe
5 years
The only thing that makes me feel remotely okay anymore is taking care of other people.
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@TychoBrahe
Tycho Brahe
2 years
My best friend @cwgabriel and I often get letters like this. If you are suffering in the way he was, and that we were, I hope your letter is next.
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@TychoBrahe
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2 years
The D&D movie is way better than its box office take would indicate.
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@TychoBrahe
Tycho Brahe
1 year
Lookit this fucking baller.
@WH40kbestof
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@TychoBrahe
Tycho Brahe
5 years
So, uh, Star Wars as a brand is essentially being rehabilitated by the EU content they shoveled into a furnace? That about right?.
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6 years
My son's D&D Group wanted to change things up, one of them wanted to be taller, so I allowed it via an Infernal Contract. I think this is gonna work just fine.
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@TychoBrahe
Tycho Brahe
7 years
Here’s official AI costumancer @DaniHartel’s takes on Omin and Jim for West!
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@TychoBrahe
Tycho Brahe
2 years
You - the person reading this. You're the only one who can stop this stuff. This entire industry is based on your attention being easy to get. Hoard it. And then invest it in human beings and human work.
@bcmerchant
Brian Merchant
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Buzzfeed CEO Jonah Peretti, speaking at Investor Day, just one week after laying off its entire News team: "Over the next few years, generative AI will replace the majority of static content".
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New meme from the youths
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Tycho Brahe
4 years
TIL that your Roomba can discover cat shit under a couch and transform your living room into a Satanic ritual.
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@TychoBrahe
Tycho Brahe
7 years
In the finer houses, Wet Willies are called “Moist Williams.”.
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