Tycho Brahe
@TychoBrahe
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Joined April 2008
Let me be real for a second. I'm watching this Dragon Age discourse, and it's like. I know women who have "top surgery scars" because they had fucking cancer. Cancer. Okay? These women are in my family. They have "top surgery scars" because the alternative is dying of cancer.
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My son Elliot wants everybody to know that when Snoop Dogg is 60, in dog years he’ll be 420.
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Can someone explain to me why there are people, really smart people, who think consciousness can arise as an emergent property of a database?.
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It shows a dude wearing this thing waiting for the bus with it, but it doesn't show him sitting down in the bus once it arrives, because he can't sit down in a regular chair.
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I broke down the official reasons why some of the wealthiest companies in existence don't want to pay the creators that make their models work.
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Twenty-one years ago today, these fucking BABIES got married.
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My sister, who has been working in kitchens since she was 16, says that The Bear is essentially a documentary
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Dungeon Masters DREAM about this level of player engagement.
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100-year-old guard mailed a perfume made from a long, thin fish to Mr. Gaiman. Centennial sentinel sent an eel scent to Neil.
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Now that someone famous has been affected, can we get some fucking action on this? The entire business is founded on stolen work, whose provenance is obfuscated by the model. That is literally its purpose.
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I told my son Elliot we were gonna watch a show on Disney+, and he said, "How's that leather taste, bootlicker?".
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I'm just marking the occasion: my eldest child, who experts told me would require relentless scaffolding, for whom friendships as we understand them would be impossible, took the bus home today by themselves. And they have friends who love them. So.
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I don't think people are resisting coming back to the office because employers haven't "enticed" their employees back, they're resisting it because that world is dead. It burned to the ground. These obelisks to a dead god need to be turned into housing.
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Am I just old or is this obviously fucked up in a way that will invariably lead to real world harm.
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A lady died because of improper food handling at Disney, and they say the husband can't sue them because - Jesus take the wheel - he signed up for Disney+, which has an arbitration clause in it. Even attempting this argument should invoke divine retribution.
A doctor died at a Disney Springs restaurant from an allergic reaction after being assured the meal was allergen-free. The widower then sued. Disney is now trying to dismiss the suit — arguing he agreed to arbitrate all disputes when signing up for a Disney+ free trial years
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The bleeding was from the toy divisions, so of course I'm hearing about cuts at #WotC, which is the shining champion of their balance sheet. I have a lot of friends there. Let's see how many I have left by the end of the day.
Dungeons & Dragons owner lays off 1,100 staff two weeks before Christmas “to keep Hasbro healthy”.
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Because I am the President of Penny Arcade, I often get job listings for President positions at other companies and it's like. no, I think it only works for me in this one, very limited, historically unique case.
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Dungeons & Dragons has always been cool. You were fucking late.
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A few years ago @cwgabriel thought he needed to gain weight so he made a weight gain shake but he didn't look at the package or anything so he made one that was six thousand calories, drank it, and fell asleep in the middle of the floor at work.
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My sis was at our mom's house, and took a picture of this picture. For your amusement:
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The Good Place is exquisite. I'm not making a comment on its quality. I'm making a comment on the kind of deadly gauntlet art must run to be created, and I can't believe this beautiful egg made it through.
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Brenna and I got married nineteen years ago today. A+, would marry again.
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This Ajit Pai #NetNeutrality video isn’t just stupid, it’s offensive. This is ruling class, let them eat cake-tier casual disdain for the citizenry.
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This parenting shit is starting to get interesting. My son just showed me the insignias and livery he made for a dystopian cyborg police force called The Thought Patrol.
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This poster is about gambling addiction, but I feel that it is broadly applicable. http://t.co/41O5YcnDgC.
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You never know how pronoun and gender conversations are gonna go with the grandparents, but for our Eldest - that is to say, Samantha - it went as well as it possibly could.
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I got a neighbor kid literally convalescing from this surgery as we speak, right next door. I don't pretend to understand it. They're good.
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I want everybody to know that @ChrisPerkinsDnD stole my DM screen after #WafflesInc. That’s how hard this motherfucker is.
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Our engineer is talking about how he's passively and actively blocking OpenAI scraping of the site, but now he's wondering if there's a way to poison the data. I really like him.
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In Brothers of the Snake by Dan Abnett, a planet requests aid - and they're surprised when a single Space Marine arrives. It ended up being enough guys.
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My eldest rushed into my room at ten o'clock last night with a type of pun he made called a "Word Avalanche" that I think may serve as proof of my paternity. First, you state it in normal language, and you reveal a pun-form that is a set of repeated syllables. Okay, you're ready.
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I've been drying this dog's paws since he could fit in a purse and it makes him ridiculously happy
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Post an image of yourself as the final boss without downloading new pics
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It turns out, you DO use advanced math in adult life. You use it when your society breaks down and you have to teach Algebra at home because school is illegal.
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My family is out of town, so I’m getting a glimpse into some alternate universe where I never got married or had kids. What I’ve discovered is that without them, I don’t eat or get dressed and I just watch movies I’ve already seen a decade ago.
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This is how excited I am about The Division 2: I cleaned my desk and got new peripherals.
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I know that one day I’m going to miss these times; miss telling my daughter it’s time to go to bed, and having her hiss and growl like a raccoon in a dumpster.
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Our Fulfillment Center crew sent me up a present. I am Fulfilled.
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Dad looks great. I do not have his permission to post this. ~Ronia 😈
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This beautiful artifact is three times my age and was just in my grandma's closet. Her dad bought it at age 18 from a man who used it to play as an accompanist to silent movies.
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Ikumi Nakamura's intro for Ghostwire Tokyo made me whole again.
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When I dropped off the boy at school, the playground was a hotbed of fear at what Microsoft would do to Minecraft. They’re eight.
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At breakfast, Brenna started talking about how Samwise Gamgee was such a good and loyal friend and how his love saved the world and then she started to cry.
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I've had about twenty things happen in Baldur's Gate 3 that I would have assumed were the kinds of things that only happened at a table, with a real DM.
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The phone rang in the hotel room and the five kids in the room asked me what it was. They'd never heard regular phone ring.
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So you're. Wait. So you're saying you will be reserving the security method you just shitted on. For your paying customers? Do you think people can't fucking read?
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Indeed. I have two daughters; Ronia and Samantha.
@TychoBrahe Is your kid transitioning? This is a follow on from a prev tweet you made I didnt 100% wrap my dumb head around, I will not harass you or anything, straight question.
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People seem so impressed with themselves when they say that Scott Pilgrim is not a good person, like they've discovered some esoteric, hidden knowledge. It's akin to saying "King Kong is actually a giant ape!" and leaning back, smug.
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My son wants everybody to know that Pokémon number 420 is Bellossom, a “grass”.type Pokémon that evolves from Gloom, the “Weed Pokémon.”.
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I told my son we were making Christmas Poems now as a family so then he, well, just look
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Elliot has learned there's a dessert called "spotted dick" and now I have to put up with this horseshit for a week.
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Brenna made this cross-stitch for me. This is my favorite physical object.
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Jesus Fucking Christ.
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My mom thought she needed a new phone because her battery wouldn't keep charge, so she took it in and this is what they did to her. Brb finding out the name of the shop so I can engage in a profoundly monstrous campaign that ends with their business in the ground
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I would say that God of War definitely informed the dialogue I have with my son.
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no actually we're the musicians. people have not been prepared to think, at all, and it shows.
@TychoBrahe The irony here is that MidJourny is Napster and this time you are the RIAA.
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Because I want my mom to stay in her house, and not go, I have ordered her a turquoise Switch Lite with Animal Crossing. It will seem in every respect like a gift but is actually a source of terrible gravity she will be unable to escape.
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Hey, so, about ten years ago, we granted a scholarship to somebody. Today, the game she did writing and narrative design on came out - Wintermoor Tactics Club. It's a VN/Tactics hybrid, and she gave me keys, but I bought instead and I'm giving those keys to you.
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Holy fucking shit.
#Selfpromosaturday! If you’re into #ttrpg or #dnd, check out the AI-powered Map-making Tool we’re creating. For every RT, a goblin gets his wings! 😘
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The worst side effect of the shot by far is that it makes you take a second and really think about everything this virus stole from us.
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Elliot had to fill out some kind of survey thing at school, and when it asked him who his favorite Disney villain was he wrote "Bob Iger.".
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Once or twice a week I try to move something with my mind, just to see if I’ve developed telekinetic abilities.
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The only thing that makes me feel remotely okay anymore is taking care of other people.
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My best friend @cwgabriel and I often get letters like this. If you are suffering in the way he was, and that we were, I hope your letter is next.
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The D&D movie is way better than its box office take would indicate.
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Lookit this fucking baller.
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So, uh, Star Wars as a brand is essentially being rehabilitated by the EU content they shoveled into a furnace? That about right?.
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My son's D&D Group wanted to change things up, one of them wanted to be taller, so I allowed it via an Infernal Contract. I think this is gonna work just fine.
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You - the person reading this. You're the only one who can stop this stuff. This entire industry is based on your attention being easy to get. Hoard it. And then invest it in human beings and human work.
Buzzfeed CEO Jonah Peretti, speaking at Investor Day, just one week after laying off its entire News team: "Over the next few years, generative AI will replace the majority of static content".
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TIL that your Roomba can discover cat shit under a couch and transform your living room into a Satanic ritual.
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In the finer houses, Wet Willies are called “Moist Williams.”.
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