Evan Slattery
@evanslatt
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So tell me what you want what you really really want
Chicago, IL
Joined February 2014
The hurt and befuddlement for half a decade and some
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Stop trying to claim Drew Brees
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I love this app. I really get to show my personality. This app gives me laughs & I get to troll, sometimes.
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Noted Dame QB CJ Carr tells @davidpollack47 he shaved his head because he grew a liking to the main character from Avatar: The Last Airbender. “I decided to go with a little Aang action and buzz the hair off.” He also says he got tired of fixing it in the morning. Relatable.
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#Saints starting QB Derek Carr, after numerous talks with the team about his 2025 compensation, is getting most of his salary converted for salary cap reasons, per me and @MikeGarafolo. Carr sticks after all in New Orleans, and he’s set to make his full $40M.
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The Pelicans are about to lose their 8th straight game. Only one was by less than 11 points. The two highest paid players are both out with mysterious injuries. Not a competitive team. Not a serious team. An insulting product to sell to New Orleans.
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🚨Baton Rouge! Round of 32 voting has begun🚨 Retweet THIS POST or Tweet #BatonRougeBCT on X! Text “Tigers”to 90448! Make sure to confirm so your vote counts Best College Town Round of 32 presented @FireballWhisky
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🚨SOUTH BEND! Round of 32 voting has begun🚨 Retweet THIS POST or Tweet #SouthBendBCT on X! Text IRISH to 90448! Make sure to confirm so your vote counts Best College Town Round of 32 presented @FireballWhisky
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