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Alexa! Play Helen Ruddy I am Woman, top volume, on repeat !

anywaysssss goodnight

There was a guy on freaky eaters who would wake up with blistering migraines and vomit blood and the producers were like, did you tell your doctor you’ve only eaten pizza for 10 years and he was like, “No. why? Do you think it’s the pizza?”

My Love, My Light? Best Friend? Sweet Baby ? Precious Prince ? Big Boy ? Stinky Butt ? (Me calling my dog using anything but his name)

Framing is everything !! drunk typing up twitter drafts ? OR crafting wisdom and art the public doesn’t yet deserve

It’s Monday. When’s the last time you told your mom you love her?

Notre Dame would beat both of these teams

the real body count is how many people are in therapy because of you

Buttigieg: In a country that amended its constitution so you could not purchase a beer and then realized it was a bad idea and amended it back, surely we can have an amendment clarifying that a corporation is not a person and money is not speech.

Infinity On High On Repeat

Yes, it’s astonishing that Kristi Noem still has her job after the deaths, lies, and failures on her watch. But the American people have the final say when it comes to holding this entire administration - from the president on down - accountable for its cruelty and corruption.

The last team to beat Indiana.

Charlie Kirk was murdered by a random dude who was arrested. Renee Nicole Good was murdered by the fucking government and the government is covering it up.

I hate it when people don't recognize that I am always right. If I'm ever wrong it's because some time needs to pass so information can be revealed that proves me right.

"people you may know" and it's someone i would set on fire

what is it called when you were overthinking and it turns out you were right

🤞🏽to a new and happy year

fucking business

I’ve got both my dad and little brother LOCKED into Mean Girls rn 😤