So many job ads for code ninjas, wizards, and warriors. but none for clerics. This is why your entire startup is going to get eaten.

RT @_jessicasachs: this.bread

Had *so* much fun with the kids at age 2, talking like robots, saying beep boop. This tweet brought back a flood of good memories. 💜.

give you one (1) guess for who wrote this line of documentation.

“CAUTION: Using `—delete-extras` will destroy your operating system. Do not use this option.”.

I would like to thank all my younger, cooler coworkers over the years who taught me to appreciate modern pop music and hiphop. You expanded my horizons, and I am grateful!. ALSO today is exhausting and I am just gonna turtle up & listen to Dad Rock. Hope everyone’s ok with that.

VP is where I learned that if you do the “I,” “State your name” thing in front of a bunch of nerds, they will 100% follow through on the joke perfectly.

It’s framework-independent UI because we built the framework into the browser **taps side of head**.

RT @threepointone: (youth pastor voice) you know who else came back after he was betrayed by his own party and left for dead.

Me and the boys, running to play OSE

reminds me of when I did hagbah for the first time and the 78 year old backing me up was like, bro, do you even lift.

It was me. I ate all the crabs.

My cousin, kicking ass.

RT @SamIAmMikes: If anyone reading this is wondering whether they “belong here” in the tech industry…. The answer is yes, you do belong her….

RT @kamilkazani: The idea that you can "deescalate" in each and every situation is delusional. From time to time you must stand up and figh….

RT @kamilkazani: The entire idea of "deescalation" is based upon assumption that the opposite side also wants to deescalate and is just as….

are you okay babe, you’ve barely touched the bonus half of the sukkah that you always aspire to build.

Our sukkah can be set up half size or full size. Most of the time we just do the half size version. Every year, the rest of the lumber sits up in the loft, looking plaintive.

pouring my heart & soul into detailed maps of my megadungeon, only for the TTRPG community to tell me, “this is wrong on so many levels”.

JS advice : “Reduce unused JavaScript” :: Writing advice : “Write shorter sentences”.

RT @Maladroithe: It’s almost time for SHAKE A LEMON AT GD WEEK