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staff writer @TheAVClub

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@em_keates
emma keates
8 months
wrote about one of my all time favorite shows (and cinema's greatest use of wii technology) on its 15th anniversary
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2 months
dune: part two in 4DX was one of the wildest things i’ve ever experienced in my life
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5 months
my coworkers have had to listen to me rant about how much i hate the golden bachelor for 8 weeks at this point & now you can too!
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@em_keates
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10 months
shirtless divorced pro-union jeremy allen white completely taking over the tl on barbenheimer day is so real and correct of him actually
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3 years
@veryhotmomm how the hell do you get in it
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@em_keates
emma keates
10 years
HAVERFORD CLASS OF 2018!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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@em_keates
emma keates
6 days
it's been SO long since we've seen a good old fashioned internet quest. wrote up the whole "everyone knows that" saga and it's perfect ending for @TheAVClub :
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The A.V. Club
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A three year "lost media" search just ended in the funniest possible way
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@em_keates
emma keates
4 months
had one chance to write about my old job for my new job and obviously took it 🚣‍♀️
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emma keates
1 month
extremely exciting professional news that i pinky promise isn’t an april fools joke!!!! long live digital media
@PasteMagazine
Paste Magazine
1 month
We've been fans of @TheAVClub since we were both back in print. Now we get to be colleagues.
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@em_keates
emma keates
9 months
like one day away from "lizard people are real and walk among us, per pop crave"
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emma keates
2 months
broke every rule of journalism and wrote 1000 words about a complete hypothetical that will never actually happen. sorry to j-school, but i think it's fun!
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@em_keates
emma keates
1 year
sometimes you think you’re emotionally stable / doing ok etc. and then alexander skarsgard finds a leash
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emma keates
4 months
i am so proud of the work that myself and my colleagues do and i'm even prouder to be a part of a union fighting for that work to be done under fair and equitable conditions ✊ solidarity
@OnionIncUnion
Onion Inc Union
4 months
Yesterday, our union delivered a strike pledge signed by over 97% of our unit to management. We are prepared to fight for the contract we deserve.
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10 years
why the FUCK is there an old timey car with a creepy 20s mannequin in the Bancroft parking lot?? http://t.co/NbSb4k7CNG
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2 months
yeah, i would say my j-school education paid off
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emma keates
2 months
sorry to be a hater but—
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2 months
Who is the Rupi Kaur of the music world
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@em_keates
emma keates
1 month
have been wanting to write about this for a MINUTE btw
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emma keates
1 month
wrote about how one of my favorite bands of all time has become the soundtrack to my favorite shows of all time for @TheAVClub
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emma keates
3 months
my head is tiny in this pic but my pride in these unions is huge ✊
@gmgunion
GMG Union
3 months
Today, GMG unit members stood in solidarity with our sister union The Onion Union to deliver a letter of solidarity to G/O Deputy Editorial Director @lea , urging G/O Media to bargain in good faith.
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@em_keates
emma keates
1 month
survived an earthquake AND wisdom teeth extraction today what movies should I watch while I wait for my ceiling to cave in?
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@em_keates
emma keates
10 years
Booty had me like http://t.co/5ZGiTiyTWM
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emma keates
10 years
So is Bancroft's entire female population at Demi Lovato right now?
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@em_keates
emma keates
10 years
My mom made me go to the store and buy 10 bags of candy for her class so I told the checkout guy I was going through a really bad breakup
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emma keates
2 years
@karenyhan panic! ot the disco
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@em_keates
emma keates
1 year
on the dudes rock beat this morning
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The A.V. Club
1 year
Nicholas Braun says Jeremy Strong played car crash sounds on the Sucession set to hype up his castmates
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especially grateful to be staying colleagues with my favorite worksties, all of whom basically share a brain w me
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10 years
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emma keates
7 months
a total joy to be behind the camera for this
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The A.V. Club
7 months
Matthew Gray Gubler on his new children's book, and being starstruck
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@em_keates
emma keates
2 years
wrote a fun one today
@TheAVClub
The A.V. Club
2 years
Taco Bell hires currently-chaotic celebrity Pete Davidson to apologize for their formerly-chaotic breakfast menu
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@em_keates
emma keates
1 year
shows that act like absinthe is shrooms drive me up a wall. didn’t we disprove that in like 1912
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@em_keates
emma keates
10 years
FOURTH TIME'S A CHARM!!! #LICENSED #FINALLY
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@em_keates
emma keates
2 months
a new generation of kids are about to experience what it felt like to watch donnie darko for the first time, and i'm so fucking thrilled for them
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A24
2 months
Look a little closer. Jane Schoenbrun’s once-in-a-generation new horror I SAW THE TV GLOW, starring Justice Smith and Brigette Lundy-Paine, opens in theaters May 3. Featuring score by Alex G and original music by Yeule, Sloppy Jane, Caroline Polachek and more.
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emma keates
10 years
getting nachos to eat in the very silent library may have been the dumbest decision ive made so far in college
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emma keates
10 years
global warming is real children
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@em_keates
emma keates
2 years
mama i've made it
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@em_keates
emma keates
3 months
forever thankful for this union that's been fighting so hard to make me and my workstie's lives bearable ❤️
@OnionIncUnion
Onion Inc Union
3 months
The Onion Union's contract expires at midnight tonight. We are committed to bargaining in good faith and securing a fair contract for our talented and hardworking members.
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@em_keates
emma keates
11 years
The head of our school is a gnarly beekeeper ... #bancroftproblems
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@em_keates
emma keates
16 days
THE definitive TTPD review imo 👇
@marykatecarr_
mary kate
16 days
Fellow Swifties, can I say something without everyone getting mad...? Of course Taylor Swift is the mastermind, but Tortured Poets Society feels like she's resting on her laurels. My review of (the first half of) the new album for @TheAVClub :
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@em_keates
emma keates
9 months
do you (or any of your friends/relatives/frenemies) identify as gen z? do you exclusively chat on instagram like the kids on heartstopper? do you think that's absurd? now's your chance to SPEAK OUT in this 30 second poll for a story im working on
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@em_keates
emma keates
11 years
Spotted: Josh Erban. At UPenn. Dressed as a hot dog. #nocomment
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@em_keates
emma keates
10 years
in the plot twist of the century, my bed at school is actually 100% comfier than my bed at home
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@em_keates
emma keates
2 years
this was so fun!! my hot take is that it may be time for one of the trio to become a murderer themselves…
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saloni gajjar
2 years
teamed up with @kates___bush , @marykatecarr_ , @em_keates , @JackSmartWrites to further unpack how #OMITB sets up season 3 & our hopes for what might come next.
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@em_keates
emma keates
9 years
time difference probs http://t.co/aut0bxmJx5
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@em_keates
emma keates
10 years
the dean of admissions just called me out for speaking backwards in front of the entire class of 2018 so basically im famous now
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@em_keates
emma keates
2 years
the most important article i will ever contribute to
@TheAVClub
The A.V. Club
2 years
What's Matt Berry's best weird What We Do In The Shadows line reading?
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@em_keates
emma keates
10 years
educating robin http://t.co/gieUnDlyPh
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@em_keates
emma keates
10 years
so a guy just asked me out on tumblr what is my life
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@em_keates
emma keates
1 year
how to lose a guy in 10 days is an infuriating movie. turning down a full time staff writer position? for a MAN????? bffr
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@em_keates
emma keates
6 months
a really horrid day for so many colleagues i admire so much as well as for journalism as a whole 💔 no one was doing it like them
@willsommer
Will Sommer
6 months
Media news: G/O Media is shutting down Jezebel after failing to find a buyer. Memo just went out from Jim Spanfeller:
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10 years
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emma keates
5 months
no surprises here, wrote about @meetM3GAN , @carolineplz , and @TheLeftoversHBO , none of which I’ve been able to shut up about for line 6 months now
@marykatecarr_
mary kate
5 months
happy thanksgiving! Over at @TheAVClub , we each picked three things we’re thankful for this year—for me, had to write about @alyandaj , the company you keep, & my fave romances of the year
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@em_keates
emma keates
9 months
new twitter bio just dropped
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emma keates
1 year
so thrilled to participate in this list i’ve read for so many years & review my ✨dream✨ blunt rotation @WeyesBlood @AngelOlsen @JuliaJacklin @sopharela @BeaccchHoussse
@TheAVClub
The A.V. Club
1 year
The 30 best albums of 2022
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@em_keates
emma keates
10 years
just spent an hour blowing out my hair and thats only the "preliminary" step #CurlyHairProblems
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@em_keates
emma keates
10 years
Pretty sure Chipotle missed an important step in the editing process... http://t.co/aeYDpNXHTS
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@em_keates
emma keates
10 years
Class of 2014 is probably going to have Bancroft's most impressive college list of all time #soproud #loveyouall
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@em_keates
emma keates
10 days
HER web connects them all
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@em_keates
emma keates
11 years
THE LES MIS CAST SINGING LIVE THIS IS EVERYTHING I'VE ALWAYS WANTED
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@em_keates
emma keates
10 years
I've literally spent my entire valentines day in a series of different airports I feel like a real life love actually character
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@em_keates
emma keates
10 years
HUGE congrats to everyone involved with the drama I was absolutely blown away #GOSEEITTOMORROW #shamelessplug
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@em_keates
emma keates
2 years
nyu really said “whatever YOU want to do babe 🤪”
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@em_keates
emma keates
10 years
By far the best of the memory cards I received last night http://t.co/7tm94ko4dA
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@em_keates
emma keates
11 years
So I just met @petewentz on a plane and he was the nicest guy ever and holy shit??? http://t.co/wKg2L3k5Hp
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@em_keates
emma keates
11 years
You people think you're excited for Latin day...try living with a Latin teacher
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@em_keates
emma keates
9 years
"is it weird that your bra reminds me of a katy perry song" yes, jason. yes it is.
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@em_keates
emma keates
9 years
am i ever going to be over ben's proposal to leslie? nope never
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@em_keates
emma keates
9 years
this just in: real bouncers are just a bit meaner than Quaker ones
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@em_keates
emma keates
2 years
nothing funnier than shooting your shot over GOODREADS
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@em_keates
emma keates
7 days
justice for “mountain dew it for ya”
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Sophia Benoit
8 days
The lyric “that’s that me, espresso” has overshadowed the far funnier lyric: “I'm working late 'cause I'm a singer.” The true gem of that flawless song.
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@em_keates
emma keates
1 year
went to a two towers (extended edition!) screening today & need a full psych eval of the woman who sat through 3+ hours of walking and talking just to leave 5 minutes into the battle scene
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@em_keates
emma keates
2 years
I’ve talked about my VeRy FaMoUs game of thrones blog in every job interview I’ve had since 2018. Today I got to write about game of thrones for my actual job ☺️
@TheAVClub
The A.V. Club
2 years
4 takeaways from that new House Of The Dragon trailer
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@em_keates
emma keates
10 years
How is it even possible that we still have another day of this week #neverending
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@em_keates
emma keates
11 years
jk braking my own rule to bring you this stunner #In6thGrade #ratchet http://t.co/4Xbw4nym
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@em_keates
emma keates
2 years
I get to write about cool things for @TheAVClub this summer!
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The A.V. Club
2 years
Ali Wong is surprised by her teenage self in Prime Video's Paper Girls teaser
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@em_keates
emma keates
4 months
found the secret to the good life and it’s weed and miyazaki movies it’s literally that simple
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@em_keates
emma keates
10 years
The moment when Amos Diggory first sees Cedric's body is still one of the most heartbreaking in any film 😭
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@em_keates
emma keates
2 years
Living for the cultural resurgence of the Clique books. Massie Block would eat the euphoria girls for breakfast
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@em_keates
emma keates
9 years
i know im popular, thanks for the reminder imessage http://t.co/M81WqIQjHN
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@em_keates
emma keates
11 years
I'm still laughing at the fact that my brother is going to the Albanian festival tonight
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emma keates
11 years
If I wanted a play by play of the football game I'd turn on ESPN #stop #literallysubtweetingeveryone
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@em_keates
emma keates
10 years
6 weeks until I never have to hear about Bancroft drama again 🙌🎉🙌🎉🙌🎉
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@em_keates
emma keates
9 years
changing the thesis of this paper into something i fundamentally don't agree with just because its easier to argue i hate college
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@em_keates
emma keates
2 years
when we were young is going to be a disaster i should not buy $250 non-refundable tickets on the other side of the country when we were young is going to be a disaster i should not buy $250 non-refundable tickets on the other side of the country when we were young is going to be
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@em_keates
emma keates
11 years
Banking on this http://t.co/SJyLRk7Xlb
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@em_keates
emma keates
10 years
WHY HAVE I STILL NOT SEEN FROZEN YET
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emma keates
1 year
on the super bowl ad beat this am
@TheAVClub
The A.V. Club
1 year
As if Alicia Silverstone would be caught in anything less than her iconic Clueless plaid for new Super Bowl commercial
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@em_keates
emma keates
10 years
I literally just took me 10 minutes to find any piece of pink clothing that I own I go hard for Mean Girls day
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@em_keates
emma keates
9 years
if you were wondering how tired I've been lately, here's a real actual text I sent under the influence of nothing http://t.co/Oahylbdfl4
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