Idk which is more difficult, finding a good man or finding a good avocado

Happy Halloween 🎃 We spoke it that we’d be home before today and here we are on our porch. #MIGHTYMATIX

Aight so which popular holiday foods do you actually despise? I’ll start: mashed potatoes and green bean casserole belong in the trash

Also carrots are not an acceptable submission because they are a delight in a multitude of forms, from raw baby carrots to the Mitchell’s 10 layer carrot cake

What are your favorite “Hannah Montana” foods? Like... pumpkin is Miley Cyrus and pumpkin PIE is Hannah Montana

If you only know Fleetwood Mac because of Tiktok, it’s a no from me dawg

happy wednesday!! today is going to be a beautiful day. i want you to believe in yourself like i believe in you. make your bed, wash your face, eat some fruit, and drink lots of water. don't forget you're capable of literally anything and have the best day 🤍

I have never been able to put this into thoughts, let alone words

Maybe it’s just me, but I feel like it’s a very sad cultural reflection when we find those who are struggling, unhappy, lacking confidence, etc, more “relatable” and likeable. Doesn’t that basically mean that the human “norm” is some degree of suffering?

RT if you’ve never had an abortion but support a woman’s choice to have an abortion

Taurus must haves: a fully stocked pantry cute loungewear a solid playlist their loved ones a pet a bath tub a staple piece a guilty pleasure aromatherapy the last word a sense of duty a sweet tooth a budget

Me making it down the stairs each morning after hearing all of my joints crack like the old woman I am

pls like and rt to get my favorite plant shop some exposure 🤍 they've been open for a year now and i am trying to help them with their reach on social media 🌱 the owners are so sweet, the interior is beautiful, and they have the best selection of plants at all times!

i know we're in a pandemic and it's easier to just not put yourself together and wear PJs all day but i highly encourage u to get dressed and put ya face on. you'll feel so much better today.

Guilt, warranted or not, is a result of perceived obligation. Let that marinate today.

If it doesn’t make your soul feel good, don’t go there.

WHY ON LITERAL EARTH DO WE NEED MOON WATER

It was when I climbed into bed at 8:54 on a Saturday night and was like, “Wow this feels so late to be getting in bed” that I realized how old I truly am inside

It’s the weekend plz wash your bed linens tysm

So you want the middle of a Venn Diagram between “perfection” and “reality?”