Em Rem⭐️
@embogaudo
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dietitian / trainer / online coach. if you’re looking for nutrition content... find me on IG or TikTok
Michigan, USA
Joined March 2012
Do not get the @DTE_Energy home protection plan - total scam 🤡 They won’t even cover the things it says it covers. Even the lady on the phone agreed it wasn’t right.
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I’m confused because I’m having all these people follow me on IG when I thought we always followed each other mutually 😅 idk if they unfollowed me at some point and the threads app made them realize I’m still following them so they re-followed me?? Or what’s going on
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I asked if he tried the new anabar flavor and he goes no I don’t eat bars I eat real food. Then we were chatting and he asked what I do and he was like, “oh yeah you’re a dietitian! And look at you buying all these bars?!” 🫢 (we kinda know each other but not really)
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I was shamed for eating protein bars by the guy who was ringing me up for my protein bars at the supplement store 😭😂 I can’t make this up
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We just heard possible gun shots and Wyatt goes, “ahhh nothing like ending the day with a couple gun shots to keep the property taxes down.” 💀
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I never click links on TikTok. Ever.
Tik Tok numbers are 1000% faked and inflated. My video just got 500k views and guess how many website clicks it drove?…… 3 3 full clicks. The views aren’t real. They are pumping view count to keep you addicted. This is obvious.
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Have you guys come across the guy on TikTok that goes through the grocery aisles and shows which brands are really owned by the huge companies and which are the private/family owned? Kinda eye opening 😅
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If I ever make a post that includes “DM me with the word ____ for more information 💕” just know I have been h@cked because I would never do that
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There’s a cruise ship that is now stopping in my little hometown all summer and I’m just wondering what those people are going to do there 😂
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Instagram drives me nuts with their reel cover photo situation. I pick a cover photo and the hit post and then they just pick their own 😵💫 @instagram
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I could bring my camera to get some good pics and frame for him?? And bring some food for our friend?
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Our good friends dog has to be put down in a couple days and he asked us to come by today. Should I bring something?? I want to but nothing really helps that situation :(
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TRUE 😂 I feel like people forget what their lips / face looked like before because they always think it’s all gone .. even if you get it dissolved they don’t always dissolve it all.
people will be like “i’ve only gotten filler once” and then try to act like it went away and they don’t have it anymore and just look the way they do when it’s only been a year since they got it. you don’t need to get filler multiple times and it lasts a VERY long time 💀
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Starbucks even think don’t really like coffee. Because their spinach egg white feta wraps are so good for no reason.
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Both my parents texting me how excited they are because @united gave them a free upgrade to business class for their 8 hour flight & free lounge access 🥲 thanks for making their day
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I’ve accidentally trained my dogs to run to the back door whenever I close my laptop😅 they think that’s the sign of going outside
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We’ve worked really hard on our house over the past year and a half and yesterday was the first time we’ve had people over where I felt proud of our house instead of embarrassed 🥹
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