Hi, I started a @SubstackInc and am excited by the prospect of oversharing with you all. Please give it a follow if you're into personal essays, lukewarm takes and more! https://t.co/vlanUZa3sh

I'm obsessed with this dude on IG whose whole bit is frantically fixing manhole covers that have been misaligned with street markings lol

very very very hard when someone you’re planning a trip with does not get the Spirit of the vacation. “instead of a quaint coastal b&b, why don’t we just camp,” yes, sure … instead of joy perhaps we could have misery,

Started limiting myself to 1 soda per day to improve sleep/energy/overall health. Here’s what I’ve noticed: -decreased will to live -everything else is the same

one of the greatest headlines of our time

I canceled my HBO subscription because of this

Ever feel like EVERYONE has that one song stuck in their head? 🏀 The NBA on NBC and Peacock – coming this fall!

If I ever "thumbs up" your text or slack message just know that it means I hate whatever you said.

Budweiser sent celebratory cans to goalies who did not get scored on by Ovi at any point in their careers 😂 (via @BudweiserCanada, @Cujo)

As a writer, it's impossible for me to see our political reality as anything other than a failed version of Jospeh Campbell's Hero's Journey. https://t.co/S9AiCf9EWy

OK Minnesota. We’ve been training for a news cycle like this…

Guys… Chet explaining Drake vs Kendrick to Tom Hanks 😂😂😂😂

It's the NO REACTION afterwards for me. #ANT #timberwolves

should we REALLY make our schedule release video in the sims? yes          yes          yesyes yesyes    yes      yes         yes yes  yes  yes     yes           yes yes    yesyes     yes           yes yes      yesye      yes        yes yes          yes           yesyes

Choosing the right font is crucial…

me and @badassbradash last night...

Tonight at Palace Theatre ✨ Liz Phair GUYVILLE TOUR VERY Limited tix: https://t.co/xIZG56GQbi 7 PM Doors 8 PM @Blondshe11 9:10 PM Liz Phair Might we suggest... Dinner & Drinks at Wrestaurant 🍸 prior 😇

Yesterday a video went viral on TikTok when a woman shared the inside of her car after it caught on fire Including her Stanley cup - still in tact and with ice in it!!! The president of Stanley stitched the video in < 24 hours offering to replace her cup…..and her car. This

"Jewish people have been victimized for centuries. Then we’re blamed for being victimized. And then we’re blamed for talking about being victimized. Cool cool cool." Sharing some THOUGHTS today on Substack. https://t.co/Gl9XcFqTLK

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This essay is by far the most personal piece I have ever written, and publishing it feels like the scariest—and most important—thing I have ever done. It is about the hell that was my childhood, and how systems of power and abuse are created—and upheld. https://t.co/tSxhM6YKt0