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melissa lozada-oliva

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poet but don’t hold it against me • DREAMING OF YOU & CANDELARIA • my substack is READING SUCKS•@astrahousebooks • rep: [email protected]

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@ellomelissa
melissa lozada-oliva
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When I see a pet carousel on Instagram I know I am about to be devastated
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@ellomelissa
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if they're really that special, transfer them or write them down
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@ICEgov
U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement
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America needs you! Join U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement today.
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@ellomelissa
melissa lozada-oliva
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i know playlists are a big reason people dont leave spotify but im telling u right now i have never once thought of a playlist from spotify i had all year. not once!! they are using nostalgia to trap you and they dont deserve a digital map of the history of your feelings.
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@ellomelissa
melissa lozada-oliva
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I like the you’re wrong about episode about Anastasia in which I learned that killing the family actually took a really long time bc they were using bayonets and they also kinda were confused teenage soldiers
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@ellomelissa
melissa lozada-oliva
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you can listen to Beyond All Reasonable Doubt, Jesus is Alive! on audiobook... i am the narrator!! i am an actor... i do voices... listen! https://t.co/hXoG0lWl5K
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From the author of Dreaming of You and Candelaria comes an ethereal and revelatory short story collection about faith, delusion, and the demons that can't get enough of us.A beheaded body interrupts...
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@ellomelissa
melissa lozada-oliva
17 days
I do not want to look at their pinned tweet. I don’t not want to look at their bio. I do not want to look at their header. Enough.
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@camkasky
Cameron Kasky
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Medicare For All. Stop Funding Genocide. Abolish ICE. #YesWeCam Donate & Support: https://t.co/yEvYlxnNjE
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@ellomelissa
melissa lozada-oliva
19 days
thought this was from Ego Death at the Bachelorette Party
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♡ Percyyy ˶^⤙^˶ ~Lilly Bainbridge~
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I always love how Richie was shitting bricks when Pennywise appeared in the projector but was unfazed when he actually popped out and attacked the Losers bro got used to it real quick 😭😭
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@ellomelissa
melissa lozada-oliva
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when did this happen. did I make this up? I don’t remember this. Selma with a lisp are you out there
@ellomelissa
melissa lozada-oliva
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someone introduced themselves to me as "thelma" and i was like "oh like louise" and they were like "no, like hayek" and then i realized they had a lisp
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@ellomelissa
melissa lozada-oliva
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I don’t think Guillermo Del Toro was ever going to make a Frankenstein movie that doesnt have a love story or isn’t sympathetic to the creature. He’s just not that kind of girl
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@kycarrerolopez
kyle cL
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you could be jealous you’re not them orrrr you could be grateful that they do what they do idk
@ruinmeruinus_
mae ✧
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you ever read something so beautifully written you lowkey get jealous of the author's writing skills?? like you wish you had a way with words like they do
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@ellomelissa
melissa lozada-oliva
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"I think horror films are scarier, more impactful, and often more troubling—things I all go to the genre to experience—if characters live. After all, that complexity and fear reflects life, too." New READING SUCKS with Zefyr Lisowski! https://t.co/BljzfThgch
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@ellomelissa
melissa lozada-oliva
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Returning to his Maoist roots after Sliwa’s loss. Keeps telling me Zohran is “just like Obama, just wait and see.”
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@jackcalifano
Jack Califano
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9 months. 100+ rolls of film. The honor of a lifetime. Here are my favorite shots of the Zohran campaign.
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@ellomelissa
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one insane reply guy away from getting a rama bob
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@MrCardamom
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Please keep these four brothers in your thoughts. Last May, they went looking for love and each one was met with a left swipe by Nani. Insha’allah it turns around for them.
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@ellomelissa
melissa lozada-oliva
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the reply is kind of stuck in my head like a song. there is a poetry everywhere.
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@alex_shephard
Alex Shephard
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ocean waves
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@ellomelissa
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Over a million votes like??????
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@madisontayt_
brecht apologist
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tomorrow we’re drawing and quartering murray hill guy in times square
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