everyone who responded chicken butt: u must think ur soooo funny. bet u chuckled while typing that too. the "what" is not "chicken butt." it's free school meals. school meals are now free for every student in New York. bock bock babes

The average daily weather rating in NYC over the last seven days was 9.4. This is by far the highest seven-day average since we began issuing daily weather ratings in 2021.

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The latest on how the internet has ended modernity and made us all medieval peasants: “this cookie chain has the spirit of the perfidious Jew behind it”

The first rule of mad scientist meetup: you must appreciate the food dancing for you

Shoutout to the roku app so i can control my gym's tvs. We're watching the Tubi Pickers and Pawns channel while we sweat.

"can i be mean for a second" yes yes yes yes GOD yes

Me with my one true love (sandwich)

Shoshannah Brombacher Shabbat

Sergey Engel Le Golem

We need public media because how else is my mom supposed to know about my d&d actual play show I've done for 7 years?

Lives will be ruined, families will be torn apart

"Watching the hangover with the catalan subtitles on" is @AccidentalBron

I am the senior Travis Kelce podcast correspondent, this time for @MarketWatch! Thanks for reaching out @westonblasi

I am the go-to New Heights news quote, this time in @WSJ ! Thank you for talking to me @ehleight

.@NoBadFoodPod and guest Eric Silver (@el_silvero) talk about the Bacon Industrial Complex and the Bacon Mania of 2009. How did a massive PR campaign lead to this off cut of pork becoming an american breakfast staple? https://t.co/tqHxE1ECrh

I love movies

Breakfast is the most important bit of the day 🍳

Adventure Time in my style! Another pixel art game I would love to work on

Potassium 🍌