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J. Palacio

@eight2one

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dark days n bright nights..oh and I am a Hypocrite #NT

CALIFORNIA via Ann Arbor, Mich
Joined April 2009
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5 years
I’m physically addicted to the good times
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5 years
All my years of using the handicap stall, this the first time a handicapped person needed it while I’m using it
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4 years
@EOSDOM Lmao they roasting you in the quote tweets 😂😭😭
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6 years
Me 😭
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J. Palacio
3 years
Lmaooo
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@eight2one
J. Palacio
5 years
Just because I was “toxic” with you....doesn’t mean I’m gonna be toxic to the one after you. There’s levels to this shit
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@eight2one
J. Palacio
3 years
My whole bed is outfitted from purchases from off this account 😂
@FatKidDeals
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Black King Comforter for $22.49! Save 50% with promo code 50FYAMEC Queen for $20.99; Save 50% with promo code 5038787F
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@eight2one
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5 years
@MamiOfRoyalty I yelled when I first read that tweet
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@eight2one
J. Palacio
10 years
Carmelo Anthony also wrote a letter that was posted by Sports Illustrated about his return to the Knicks http://t.co/7FjBacZR0n
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@eight2one
J. Palacio
5 years
Run a train on me
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@eight2one
J. Palacio
12 days
Finalllllllly it happened
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@eight2one
J. Palacio
2 years
@_cheatham my goal is to one day beat you for a month in NRC
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@eight2one
J. Palacio
4 years
“$10 cover, No baggy clothes, no loose jewelry”
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@eight2one
J. Palacio
4 years
That bitch look astounding
@HollywoodShack
Mr. Hollywood
4 years
Birmingham wings appreciation tweet
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@eight2one
J. Palacio
7 years
Sometimes I miss being in a relationship; then my friends tell me about the fights they have and I'm like
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@eight2one
J. Palacio
9 years
I never understood tweet stealing. Is twitter that serious that you cant hit RT &, keep it moving?
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@eight2one
J. Palacio
4 years
Women definitely do this too 😂
@vivalakakes
Vanessa69 🧁
4 years
Men will go on to have girl friends ,wives and /or babies and still try to circle back to you.
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@eight2one
J. Palacio
8 years
@KandyYAMMSZ I feel your pain
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J. Palacio
5 years
@PurpleBandito Lmao I never thought it would actually ever happen
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J. Palacio
5 years
@sosaucyyyy Lol no, they interrupted me!
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@eight2one
J. Palacio
9 years
Jacking off to your own girl is like buying your own shit at garage sale.
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J. Palacio
3 years
@MynameisFace 😂😂😂I was dying when that story came up in his documentary
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J. Palacio
5 years
#wellactually they’re cleaner their than your regular whore
@WavyPharaoh
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5 years
Im 94% shore every single porn star is contaminated with something
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@eight2one
J. Palacio
2 years
This tweet had dying 😭😂
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@DangMarquis
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2 years
I really use to believe Undertaker set the house on fire and burned Kane as kids
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@eight2one
J. Palacio
4 years
This you?
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J. Palacio
4 years
I’m driving to the gym but deep down I wanna drive to the casino
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@eight2one
J. Palacio
1 year
I love when Amazon tells me how far away my package is
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@eight2one
J. Palacio
8 years
That RT @julie_marcus : This
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@eight2one
J. Palacio
8 years
I sent a chick a selfie that she asked for and she replied with this
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@eight2one
J. Palacio
5 years
I wish her astrology would tell her to hit me up. I miss her 😭
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@eight2one
J. Palacio
3 years
I love the way he pisses off those dorks in the comments
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3 years
Sometimes, you just have to stop and stare.
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J. Palacio
3 years
You’ve never taken rent money to the casino and it shows
@VitalVegas
Vital Vegas
3 years
The worst night in a casino is still better than everything else.
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@eight2one
J. Palacio
3 months
Copped!
@KicksDeals
Kicks Deals
3 months
👏 Check sizes on RESTOCK for the valerian blue/white Nike Dunk Low Retro for $115 + FREE shipping. #promotion BUY HERE ->
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@eight2one
J. Palacio
3 years
I gotta remind myself of this sometimes when I feel like shit bout life
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8 years
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@eight2one
J. Palacio
2 months
The most randumb rants 😂
@hejtweeter
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Jeff Van Gundy was under appreciated , the game misses his podcast segments
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@eight2one
J. Palacio
9 years
😂😂 RT @Adolfhibsta : When you wanna leave him but his name is on the lease http://t.co/2g2tyQR1hA
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@eight2one
J. Palacio
9 years
😂😂 RT @FunSizeMela : He fuckin hella bitches RT @JayJazzi : Don’t lock yourself in the bathroom with your man’s phone http://t.co/EWEflw87kG
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@eight2one
J. Palacio
7 years
😩😢shit was always litty
@LilveronicaR
V Rod 💦 🎶
7 years
My snapchat got shut down again 🖕🏽 no more snapchat
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@eight2one
J. Palacio
8 years
Y'all look like "free dinner" squad in chicks phones
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Ron Mexico
8 years
This is a great squad pic, got damn we are nice
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J. Palacio
2 years
@roywoodjr Prank them!
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@eight2one
J. Palacio
3 years
😂😂this was the funniest draft ever
@PFF_College
PFF College
3 years
One year ago today, CeeDee Lamb wasn’t playing games🤣
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2 years
@GolfMamba @em_Lazzy thats cuz youre a real grown up, and also wealthy
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@eight2one
J. Palacio
8 years
Ever been sitting a restaurant that's outta yo price range. Looking at the menu like
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J. Palacio
3 years
@_cheatham
Ron Mexico
3 years
Happy b day
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J. Palacio
6 years
Bruh 😂
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J. Palacio
3 years
I made a tomahawk for first time🔥
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@eight2one
J. Palacio
2 years
(Non Jordan)
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@SneakerHistory
Sneaker History
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QT this with a pic of one of your sneaker grails
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@eight2one
J. Palacio
8 years
Lmao RT @Benny_The_Bull_ : RE-LAX 😂😂😂 RT @KingxxxLi : When you see your DL boyfriend in public with "his girl"
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@eight2one
J. Palacio
13 years
Gfsagsgtre RT @_timmack You and ur homies RT @RazorRamon_ : How do you say Pussy in the plural?
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@eight2one
J. Palacio
10 years
RT @infraredsix : A 100 meters of weave in that pic RT @DaveBFI : Sheesh RT @ShaqMitchell : Clemson’s track team 😳😏 http://t.co/OAOjyUUN7F
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@eight2one
J. Palacio
3 months
I got to Puerto Rico hella early. My hotel room wasn’t ready so I tried to be a tourist, and eventually ended up at the casino, and I went on a 7 hour gambling and booze binge. Day 1 is off to a great start 😰
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@eight2one
J. Palacio
3 years
I don’t care what y’all say Jeff Van Gundy is hilarious on these broadcasts
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J. Palacio
4 years
I love when skrippers walk into the club before their shift with their duffle bag like its game 7 of the western conference finals.
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@eight2one
J. Palacio
3 years
‘Posed to be in Love’ by Kevin Gates is one toxic ass song
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@eight2one
J. Palacio
2 years
This shit infuriates me. You know damn well you ain’t making the light and gonna be blocking the intersection!!
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J. Palacio
2 years
This suite tho>>
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@eight2one
J. Palacio
9 years
RT @iDisrespectHoez : Bitch said you only text me when you are drunk…Bitch I’m always drunk that dont make no sense
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J. Palacio
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@Cindtrillella
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4 months
Rappers throwing in random ass sports failure bars >>>>>>>>>>>>>
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@eight2one
J. Palacio
7 years
Lmfaooo RT @barstoolsports : Slick Willie got bopped peeping Ivanka and DGAF
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@eight2one
J. Palacio
5 years
Yo, I just got upgraded to first class! Time to look down on those peasants behind me 💅
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J. Palacio
8 years
My gf was dope before she was my gf
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J. Palacio
5 years
Why am I pre-gaming for 3 year old’s birthday party?
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J. Palacio
8 years
Why didn't yall tell me how funny Meet the Blacks is? 😂😭😭
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@eight2one
J. Palacio
7 years
Lmfaooo RT @_AnthonyHigh : They FINALLY uploaded the episode of when my cousin was Cheater’s 😂 she is hilarious
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@eight2one
J. Palacio
6 years
Uber gets there hella quick when you ain’t ready to go. But let you be in a hurry shit will say “arriving in 7 minutes” which turns into 11
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3 years
Yes
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J. Palacio
6 years
@ericonederful You driving Optimus prime?
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J. Palacio
8 years
😂😭😂 RT @NobodyKnowsJosi : the whole Chicago mood 😂😭
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J. Palacio
5 years
Day parties ain’t it for me. I’m not myself until like 10pm. I LOVE 3am shenanigans tho
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@eight2one
J. Palacio
3 months
Yup. That’s my flight departing 🥲
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@eight2one
J. Palacio
5 years
It always starts with them leaving a toothbrush there!
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@eight2one
J. Palacio
3 years
Thinkin back to my childhood. We was really outside and also grew with the internet and technology!
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@eight2one
J. Palacio
3 years
My personal favorite
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My old tweets were rude.
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@eight2one
J. Palacio
2 years
@GolfMamba @thisisnotbrian Jake Gyllenhaal killed that role in Nightcrawler!
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@eight2one
J. Palacio
8 years
#nopulloutfilter RT @litt0eviie : luv my sisters 💞💞
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J. Palacio
8 years
Lmao RT @nofckss : When u chill with someone for the first time and u already know its gonna be the last time
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J. Palacio
4 years
😂😂😂I be hella confused. I KNOW YOU!
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@eight2one
J. Palacio
6 years
It’s obnoxious to celebrate your birthday for a whole month. Get over yourself, whore.
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J. Palacio
8 years
"I buy 4lokos not cuz i love em but to remember where i came from"- @lysythelush
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@eight2one
J. Palacio
9 years
Sometimes old pussy is ALMOST as good new pussy RT @VSgyrl : 5guys from my past hit me up today. Was something in the air?
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@eight2one
J. Palacio
3 years
Lmao who said I ain’t been going to them monthly since June?
@GolfMamba
˙ʇᴉ ʇnoq
3 years
@eight2one I know you're hurting with skrip clubs being shut down. 😭
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J. Palacio
7 months
Catch me if you can
@MRW1SCO
maybe: bishop 🧀
7 months
What’s y’all favorite Leonardo DiCaprio performance? Cannot say Wolf of Wall Street
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5 months
Oh shit I think I just saw BART train derailed in Orinda
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@eight2one
J. Palacio
2 months
After I get Kelsey Plum pregnant on the first night
@AskWhy05
My name is still my name…
2 months
Man when the WNBA players start getting $100m’s and tricking off and flyin niggas out on the road>>>
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4 years
Hell Hath No Fury
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J. Palacio
5 years
Stuck somewhere between Treat yo self and stack up
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@eight2one
J. Palacio
3 years
I wanna find out for myself
@TODAYshow
TODAY
3 years
Why winning the $850 Mega Millions jackpot could make you miserable
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4 years
@VitalVegas Hugggge pair of jugs at the end
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@eight2one
J. Palacio
5 years
I wanna drink, but I overdo it. I wanna gamble, but I overdo it. I want women, but I overdo it. I wanna buy clothes, but I overdo it.
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@eight2one
J. Palacio
6 years
Hey, just a piece of advice....don’t be an asshole to me. Cuz I’m much better at it than you and when it’s justified I’ll go overboard 🙃
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@eight2one
J. Palacio
2 years
I did some prime adulting today. Reevaluated my car insurance policy to make sure I have adequate coverage and modified it proper levels
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J. Palacio
7 years
Maaan, the amount of people I've met that die to claim Detroit or Oakland when they're from suburbia
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J. Palacio
4 years
My nephew Lennix enjoy his bday gifts I got him
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5 months
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J. Palacio
6 years
Been divorced? Once or twice? Baby daddy or 2? Yeaaaaah it’s always their fault and you’re miss perfect. Usually in due time we find out why they stopped trying.
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@eight2one
J. Palacio
4 years
I should do a girlfriend reveal on my birthday
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J. Palacio
5 years
Do I deserve this vacation coming up? Prolly not. Am I gonna treat myself? Absolutely yes
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J. Palacio
2 years
I’ve never won for myself. This is almost just as good as getting your name called on stand by 😭
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@eight2one
J. Palacio
10 years
Just hooked up with married chick #thesehoesaintloyal
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J. Palacio
10 years
RT @ParisPershun : BREAKING NEWS: Rapper Wale was viciously run down by speeding car. Suspect has yet to be identified http://t.co/a5yNVRQEMK
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