🥴steph🥴
@eff_yeah_steph
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she/her, Words in @EntropyMag @svjlit @xraylitmag @NewSouthJournal @PigeonPagesNYC and here
Portland, OR
Joined February 2009
Me: *makes a left at the light* My groceries in back: 🧅 🍓 🥖 🥐 🥫 🧀 🍎 🧄 🥕 🥦 🥫 🍩
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I don’t know her, so this whole time I kept seeing RIP Mr Marbles posts I thought her husband died. 😂
Mr. Marbles, the dog of Jenna Marbles and Julien Solomita, has passed away at the age of 17.
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What’s this new trend of accounts posting movie clips and then captioning them as if they’re real people and not actors? I hate it.
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If you are trans, I want you to know I see you and your well-being matters. You are valid and you are worthy of medical care, investment, safety and love. It’s really painful to hear powerful people spew unchecked hate, but they do not speak for all of us.
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Trying out a new storytelling technique called "don't show, don't tell" and it involves not writing anything
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I like in a nonfiction book when all the sudden there's a big break for a pictures section. The author's like "oh by the way these are the guys I was telling you about."
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What’s wrong? What’s WRONG??? The cat got comfy on my lap five minutes before I realized I really need to pee. That’s what’s wrong.
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Legendary.
Jake Connelly says it was difficult to hide that he was filming Stranger Things 5. "I actually told people I was working on a mayonnaise documentary."
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working outside in the cold today but the sun was shining so i took a moment, raised my face to the sky, and closed my eyes. just basked. lizards everywhere are right
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boss makes a dollar, i make a dime, that's why i drink Diet Coke Lime™️
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Donald speaks in wing-dings but sure— let’s make it more annoying to read the stuff we’re already not reading anyway.
Marco Rubio ordered diplomats to return to using Times New Roman font in official communications, calling his predecessor's decision to adopt Calibri a “wasteful” diversity move
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Y’all, I’m 3,000 words away from finishing my first term of grad school. Wouldn’t it be funny if I died?
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