eddiepence
@eddiepence
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Actor/Comedian. Rear Admiral of THE RALPH REPORT w/ @ralphgarman on https://t.co/9TpSL2oY3o. Co-host of the Ramble w/ @rochacomedy
Hollywood, USA
Joined October 2008
There’s no integrity in comedy anymore. #fyp #comedy #starwars #jokethief #hack #dadsoftiktok #comediansoftwitter #dads #backtoschool #careerdayatschool #comedians
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Meanwhile... at the Hall of Justice... #FantasticFour First Steps! REVIEW Eddie Pence & I talk about a great kickoff to Phase 6 of the MCU, despite all unnecessary facial hair. SPOILERS Spotify: https://t.co/KT9ZVNM9jb Apple: https://t.co/kpncttbMHD
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Meanwhile... at the Hall of Justice... FIRST PODCAST OF 2025! The great Eddie Pence and I slog through WHAT IF?... Season 3, which should be called "Howard the Duck did what?" Spotify: https://t.co/eIiOZjCeQA Apple: https://t.co/nKzoL0J0zY
#podcast #Marvel #WhatIf
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A note to Dem politicians and campaigns: You won't persuade voters with a one-off appearance on a popular podcast the week before the election (which is not a knock on Harris' campaign; she only had a couple months so they did all they could). The reason Republicans are winning
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Imagine having unlimited wealth, you can do whatever you want with it and you're this low brow and immature. Remember folks, before Elon's greed gripped ahold of him, he was giving funds to democrats. As for liberalism - ask Musk why he's so pro neo-liberal policies.
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Vaccines build healthy adults, though facts and data seem increasingly irrelevant as we drift into a world where even gravity will be up for debate.
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Can you imagine being as rich as @elonmusk and instead of doing cool shit you spend your time calling people libtards? He could rescue every dog in every shelter if he wanted to
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Trump had 73 million votes this year. 74 million in 2020. So he didn’t pick up any support. Biden had 81 million in 2020. Harris 68 million this year. 13 million votes gone. And they didn’t go to Trump. And he’d been campaigning since 2022. Democrats get your shit together
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Holding back tears: “It was a terrible night for women, for children, for the hundreds of thousands of hard working immigrants who make this country great, for health care, for our climate, for science, for journalism, for justice, for free speech, for poor people, for the middle
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And it begins....
As Donald Trump readies to return to the Oval Office, U.S. retailers that depend on foreign suppliers are prepared to pass along the cost of his proposed import tariffs to consumers, potentially leading to higher prices for a range of products.
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OK, let me solve American "economic anxiety" very quickly. I'm gonna sort it out for you in less than ten tweets and then you won't have that excuse anymore. You ready? Here goes. The cause is capitalism and greed. That's it. Nothing else. Just that.
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Take a break from the horrors that persist with today’s #TheRalphReport featuring @RalphGarman, @EddiePence, & @JenRenStewart! Special guest appearance by @DrSprankle! Join the #Garmy on @Patreon: https://t.co/65gQ3Db076 Listen on @Spotify: https://t.co/A27Cg3MrHU
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When people used to fail open-book tests in high school, I used to be genuinely confused. I get it now.
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With this speech and her earlier call conceding the race, Harris is affording Trump what he did not afford to the incoming Biden-Harris administration: a commitment to a peaceful transition of power and acknowledgment of a legitimate victory.
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“Democracies aren’t overthrown; they’re given away.” — George Lucas
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