I was in an abusive relationship where I was told that I was ugly, unattractive and nobody else would ever want me. I believed those words and hated myself and how I looked. It’s taken me years to know I am none of those things, if I want to celebrate that on twitter, then I will
@ourrachblogs
20 years old. 9am-ish Saturday morning. Still drunk. Hadn't slept (much). Still dressed like I was about to go OUT out.
"Oh are you off somewhere nice?"
Kill me.
PANIC MODE.
HUBBY HAS SUGGESTED HE MIGHT GO ON SOCIAL MEDIA FOR THE FIRST TIME IN HIS LIFE.
PANIC STATIONS EVERYONE,
THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
#CoronaCrisis
With Boris wiping out a vast amount of the population, forgive me for not congratulating him and his girlfriend on introducing another privileged life into this world.
#BorisBaby
Dear America
If you really love your President and believe in him and plan to vote for him again, please do as he says and inject yourself with all the bleach you can find.
I promise you won't die from coronavirus.
Isolation Day 1: There's this guy hanging around my house during the day now who claims that he lives here.
He appears to have mocked up many photographs of the two of us together and dotted them around. In some of them I'm drunk in a white dress.
#StaySafeStayHome
Woman I used to work with told us she got a divorce coz he cheated on her. It was actually coz she did a porn shoot when she was away one weekend on a hen do and he found texts from her "co star".
@ourrachblogs
It's bad that my initial thought was "accommodating" but then I had a full conversation in my own head explaining how that didn't mean I was saying I had a big vag.
My answer to the question "Any plans for Valentines Day?" is always "Your mum!"
But only to distract you from the fact that I'm actually banging your dad.
Think of all the other things that Marcus Rashford could be doing.
What were you doing when you were 22?
What would you have been doing if you were a multi-millionaire at 22?
What an amazing young man.
💕💕💕
Sanna Marin, the Prime Minister of Finland is smashing the coronavirus in her country.
She is also hot as hell and younger than me.
So I love her AND hate her at the same time. x
How I interact with my mates may appear contradictory to how I do with men on twitter I don’t know. Because someone follows me it does not mean they know me or can be overfamiliar, I will tell you to fuck off if you’re inappropriate yet laugh if a mate is. There is a difference
@girlonthenet
Was in a shop with him for some reason and tried on a new bag. Did a little twirl in what I thought was a cute way and didn't realise that my whole boob had popped out. Stayed that way for at least 15 seconds before I took it off and realised.