You know last night Brody was supposed to be on my podcast and I got pissed that he didn’t show up and now my heart is filled with utter sadness. You meet alot of forgettable people in this business but nobody will ever forget .
@BrodyismeFriend
I now present to you Part 2 and I’m also proud to announce the first signing of The Earl Skakel Talent Agency.
@chrisdelia
you better watch out for this broad. For bookings page me at 310-555-5555 and just ask the secretary what time it is?
#comedy
He was a legend at both
@TheComedyStore
and
@HollywoodImprov
and I miss him very much still. Hard to believe it’s been 2 years but I know he’s in heaven asking someone where they are from and then giving them obscure facts about their high school.
#RIPBrodyStevens
Seeing Tom Arnold trending reminded me of when I met Roseanne Barr and she wouldn’t shake my hand because she was a germaphobe and I was like “you won’t shake my hand but you’ll let Tom Arnold eat your pussy?”
How many LA Comics who moved to Austin seeing sold out shows
@TheComedyStore
last night are now putting 8433 Sunset into their Navigation System and heading back?
ATTN LA COMICS..The Brody Stevens Ceremony today is not a networking opportunity so at least try and act like you knew him even though I know you didn’t.
#enjoyit
Due to a conversation I just had I feel really compelled to say this but consensual sex with a 16 year old isn’t possible, it’s fucking illegal. I’m about to go rogue and I guarantee you I’ll be portrayed as the bad guy and the abusers will be protected once again.
ATTN LA COMICS..You didn’t like Brody when he was alive now you are acting like you guys were Thelma and Louise? How many of you reached out to him the week before?
#zero
実況
We were not incredibly close but we’d always watch each other’s sets late night
@TheComedyStore
He was a tortured soul but hopefully he finds whatever he’s looking for in the next chapter. RIP Erik Meyers
My only Bob Saget story is one night I’m in the OR
@TheComedyStore
and there’s literally two people in there, him and his lady friend So I proceeded to do really raunchy jokes to just those two and he walked up to me afterwards and said “love the dark stuff!”
#RIPBobSaget
In 1987 my sister was Carl Weathers assistant and she came home 1 night telling me about some movie he just started where he is fighting an invisible alien you don’t see till almost the end of the movie. I remember saying to myself “that movie sounds awful!”
#RIPCarlWeathers
This is my 1st set as a Paid Regular
@TheComedyStore
so it means a lot to me just for that but I just realized that
@JeffScott101
was on the piano and we messed around a bit so it means even more to me now.
ATTN LA COMICS WHO PARK THEIR CAR AT THE COMEDY STORE..Whoever hit my car has 24 hours to fess up or I spring into action. Here's the deal you idiot, there are 5 high def cameras 2 of which were on my car. I know who you are and I have a particular set of skills I WILL USE.
Many moons ago I was asked to be on The Roast Of The Iron Sheik. I was asked to dress up as The Ultimate Warrior as I’m sure many of you know let’s just say The Sheik and The Warrior were not exactly friends.
#ripironsheik
#RestInPeaceBubba
Make sure you listen to the Adam Carolla Podcast tomorrow, you might recognize the guest and I think you can guess what the first topic was given this poster was in the hallway.
I lived in a building with this man in Century City and he might have played a nerd on tv but got more pussy than anyone I know and I know Gene Simmons and Vince Neil. ALL HAIL King Jaleel White.
#urkel
#didIdothat
As a Jew I’m not offended by Peng Deng saying the word kike but am more offended by how unfunny the joke is. Jesus with that kind of humor get this kid into Roast Battle.
ATTN LA COMICS WHO PERFORM AT THE COMEDY STORE GOING ON LAST ON AN OUTSIDE PROMOTER SHOW..Stop taking pics of U on stage trying to fool people you are passed there. This is a warning, next time I’m naming names you fake baboons. This will be my last non Brody tweet for 24 hours!
This video is a must see if you really want to see .
@BrodyismeFriend
in his glory. Here he is doing The James Cameron Roast and notice in the beginning he’s sitting next the late Great
@Ralphie_May
ATTN LA COMICS WHO RUN SHOWS..I love all of you talking about how great Fu was but yet you literally never booked him once in 10 plus years you fake hamburgers heads. Trying to get clout off of a guy dying is disgusting.