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Tom Green
1 year
Daddy would you like some sausage?
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Hypocrisy is to hate the owner of Twitter and yet continue to tweet.
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4 years
Today is my birthday. I turned 49. Ok you can go back to what you were doing now. 🎉 🎈 🎊
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Devastated to hear of the death of one of my favorite artists of the last 10 years. Rest in peace @JuiceWorlddd you brought such incredible music to the world in your short life. My condolence to the friends, family, and fans of this talented man.
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Come on Canada! Don’t screw this up! #VOTE #TRUDEAU
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Despite all the underhanded attacks, @JustinTrudeau stays positive. Prime Ministerial.
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Thank you America for voting for me to be America’s Favorite Houseguest - I love you! @CBSBigBrother I can’t wait to tweet with you all tomorrow! I am humbled and honored!
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I have all the footage every single take from Freddy Got Fingered on video
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I hope Canadians understand how important @CBC and @cbcradio is to Canada 🇨🇦 I listen every day.
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5 years
Home at last! Thank you for the wild and crazy ride @CBSBigBrother @CBSCelebBB I would like to thank all the BB superfans for the support online. It is helping my morale. I am reading all of your comments and you are lifting my spirits. More dance vids soon. 🤓 #CBBUS2
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This was such a nice experience today. It felt good to chat with Drew again for the first time in 15 years. And on national TV! Life is strange sometimes but in this case it was also quite sweet. Best of luck with the show Drew! You deserve it. 😀
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2 years
People who don’t know @joerogan should watch this clip!
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2 years
Joe Rogan Right Wing Reactionary EXPOSED
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Thank you Dad for your service. My Dad was a tank commander with the canadian armed forces and served overseas in Vietnam and Cypress. And thank you to all veterans. Here is a picture of my 82 year old Dad selling poppies today and the day before to support veterans.…
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Shocked and saddened to just hear about the passing of Matthew Perry in a tragic drowning. He is one of the many talented and incredible success stories from my hometown of Ottawa Canada. Rest in peace Matthew.
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Great talkin with @joerogan this week!
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1 year
All of our lives will improve when we realize that no system is perfect and no single person or ideology can solve all of our problems so we stop the constant berating of everything we oppose and instead work together to make our collective world a better place
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I have been the self appointed president of the Demi Lovato fan club since 1976 @ddlovato
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8 years
I think we all need to start following and tweeting Demi Lovato and telling her how awesome we think her new music video is. @ddlovato
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Happy birthday Demi! Everybody wish Demi Lovato a happy birthday! @ddlovato
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Tom Green
1 year
1994 The Tom Green Show - Before MTV on public access TV
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So sorry to hear about the loss of comedy legend Joe Flaherty today. One of my true heroes from @sctv Growing up watching him made me think about comedy in a completely different way. I was so lucky to get to work with him and spend time with him. In fact he was our first…
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Out of the house! What a crazy experience! Tomorrow I will be tweeting and responding to your tweets #BBCeleb #CBBU #LoveUAll
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Tom Green
4 years
I don’t understand why @AndrewYang isn’t at the debate? Can somebody explain this to me?
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10 months
Every day there is a moment where I smile to myself as I remember that this is my life now. What a huge transition it has been leaving Los Angeles and moving back to the country. This is Fanny the mule who I recently adopted here at the new homestead. A lifelong commitment…
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I have become so connected to these magical souls that I find myself wandering into the pasture looking for conversation
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Tom Green
5 years
Very saddened to hear about the death of my friend, the hilarious stand up comic, Steven Brody Stevens. A frequent guest on my talk shows and mainstay on the Hollywood stand up scene. Rest in peace @BrodyismeFriend You are a legend. Make em laugh up there.
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5 years
Vote for ME! Americas favorite houseguest on @CBSBigBrother Thanks for all the twitter support! Vote here!
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5 years
Hangin with @kato_kaelin at the mall! Everybody needs to watch @cbs_bigbrother tonight and the finale on Wednesday! Looking forward to finding out who gets evicted next! See you Wednesday! #cbbus2 @JulieChen
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2 years
People have publicly made fun of my cancer for years
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Tom Green
4 years
Was nice reconnecting with my ex-wife @DrewBarrymore after all these years. Watch her new show everyone she is doing amazing! 😀😀😀
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1 year
Happy New Year!
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I am extremely saddened to just hear of the passing of my friend Bob Saget. You were always hilarious and kind. You made my life and so many other peoples lives better Bob. Rest In Peace.
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Engagement on my Twitter feed has increased exponentially since I began spreading the TRUTH about the earth being flat
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Tom Green
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Thank you for your votes America! So cool! I love Big Brother!
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Good morning
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Love you Norm ❤️
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3 years
20 Years!
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From Justin to Kane Podcast
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Happy 20th Anniversary to this film classic!
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Tom Green
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I am proud to be a cancer survivor
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Tom Green
5 years
Most entertainment writers think they are funny. And indeed many of them are. But not many of them are as funny as Dave Chapelle. And that clearly irks many a journalist to the core.
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Tom Green
5 years
Good to breath fresh air!
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Be in the present and get outside into nature every day
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Tom Green Talks Canadian Firearm Ownership A lot has changed for 🇨🇦 comedian @TomGreenLive since moving to a 100-acre farm in rural #Ontario in 2021. Green, who has his Possession and Acquisition License (PAL), admitted he sometimes carries a rifle with him for protection (as…
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Engagement on my Twitter feed has increased exponentially since I began spreading the TRUTH about the earth being flat
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Tom Green
4 years
After posting this picture on my Instagram I received just enough angry mask hating comments to know that we are all gonna be stuck in our houses for at least another year. Sorry but that is what it is.
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Irredeemable affront to good taste? Or subversive Dada masterpiece? Critically reviled upon its release but increasingly recognized for its undeniable, go-for-broke audacity, Tom Green’s infamous gross-out comedy is a true cinematic Rorschach test.…
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5 years
Thank you @JulieChen for the encouraging talk. For the record, I mispoke when you asked who I was rooting for. I meant to say Kandi. Thanks for the great experience. I love #BigBrother
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Just a reminder that I broke the Osama Bin Laden death story before any mainstream news organization. Check the time stamp.
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I believe they have killed Osama Bin Laden. Nobody is reporting this yet. Obama is about to talk on CNN.
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Does anybody want to work in film and television production? I am looking to hire several people right now.
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What was your favourite moment from The Tom Green Show - we are making a documentary now and we want your ideas!!
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it’s the wake up grab phone read negative things about world increase anxiety post feelings read others contradict those feelings feel badly about the world others and self coffee food phone distraction reaction rinse repeat till sundown phone bed sleep wake up loop time
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I am pretty sure I just saw a Sasquatch
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Merry Christmas and happy holidays everyone! Sending all people around the world seasons greetings and wishes of peace and happiness in the coming year. Much Love ❤️
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Delicious cheese sandwiches 🥪
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If you are a moron and I am following you it’s just for research purposes it doesn’t mean I agree with you
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2 years
I love Canada and I love being Canadian 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦
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Good morning in Canada 🇨🇦 🍁
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Tom Green
5 years
Just heard the sad news that the great Rip Torn has passed away. Rip was a class act. He was an incredible actor. One of the greats. A true legend. I am proud to have worked with him and to have known him. Rest in peace Rip.
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Rest in Peace Joe Flaherty you were the greatest ❤️❤️❤️❤️
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It was productive and fun living in Los Angeles California for 20 years but it never felt like HOME. Good to be back in the country where I belong.
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Hate to say it but from what I have been reading the evidence is starting to stack up and I am beginning to suspect that the planet earth may indeed be FLAT #FlatEarth
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1 year
Freezies!
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So I guess now we know when aliens come we will shoot first and ask questions later
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4 years
Powerful broadcast with @joerogan yesterday! Stay tuned for this episode it is amazing. We had a wide ranging and incredible conversation that had me amped for the rest of the day. Can’t wait for you to see this episode coming soon! Thanks Joe! #podcasts
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Despite what is being said inside the house. I feel it’s time to make it clear that Tom does have a GF. She’s a private person but wanted me to let you know she’s watching and the comments in the house by the #meangirlsclub are incorrect. #teamtomgreen @CBSBigBrother
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Wasting time is worse than wasting money because you can find a way to make more money but you can never make more time so if you are wasting time on Twitter right now put the phone down and go buy yourself a really really expensive and delicious sandwich
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My condolences to King Charles on the loss of his mother The Queen. I fondly remember having the honour of dining with him at St James Palace after the Royal Premiere of Charlie’s Angels with my then fiancée @DrewBarrymore and the cast of the film. Rest In Peace.
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Before you speak, think about what you are about to say, repeat it in your head, and ask yourself why you are about say it. If you don’t come up with a good answer then just say nothing. Do this every time you say anything. It will change your life.
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I am grateful to be using @Twitter the way it was intended to be used. Expressing my freedom of speech to spread the TRUTH! #Freedom #FlatEarth #Sasquatch
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I got a row boat
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I got a new puppy. Ok that’s it you can go back to what you are doing now. #puppylove
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Mmmm I love cheese sandwiches
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Sad to hear of the passing of the groundbreaking and legendary Gilbert Gottfried. Here was the last time I saw you in Miami. My condolences to the family and friends of this genius comic, artist, and provocateur. Comedy mourns tonight. #comedy 🙏 🙏 🙏
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I have been there since day one. Check my twitter history!
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Another comedian joining the yang gang? #americaneedsyang
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Hangin with Mom and Dad on the beach at home.
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Thank you Marissa! You are a legend! Your CBB house seemed a bit more fun than mine. 😳 Hope to see you at the finale!
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Wow @tomgreenlive you were my pick to win! I was cheering for you all the way! The super fan in me loved watching you play! Great game ❤️❤️❤️ @CBSBigBrother
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Robin Williams was one of the funniest and kindest people I ever met in the world of show business
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In Canada we grew up watching Mr. Dressup
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Good morning
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The Tom Green Show - Undercutters Pizza Prank
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On a serious note. If you are having a hard time or feeling depressed just know things really can get better. I don’t show it or talk about it much on here but I have been there. Don’t be afraid to ask somebody for help. ❤️
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Super excited to be visiting @joerogan today to talk on his powerful podcast! Thanks for having me Joe! This is gonna be ridiculous and awesome! Everybody listen! #podcasting
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Next time you are about to shout “How’s your BALL?!” at somebody who survived testicular cancer consider that it may have been a traumatic and painful experience for that person. You know almost dying etc... You wouldn’t mock any other form of cancer. This happens to me weekly.
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This is an awesome podcast! Hockey fans and everyone else check it out!
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Delicious cheese sandwich
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We are devolving into madness
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Smiled today thinking about how my life would be a lot worse if I had achieved every single one of my dreams
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Thank you @joerogan for having me on your powerful podcast and for the incredibly kind words. This was truly the most exhilarating 3 hours+ of broadcasting I have ever been a part of. I am still amped! You are the greatest!
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I am a cancer survivor. #Life #Gratitude
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This was one of my favorite talk show moments ever. I surprised @teamcoco by having a suit made to match the fabric on the set. I love Conan so much and wanted to do something extra special so we went all out to pull this off. Thanks Conan! You are the greatest! #conanobrien
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Shit I just ate 17 reeses peanut butter cups
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Andrew Yang: “We need to wake up to the fact that it is not immigrants who are causing economic dislocations. It is technology and an evolving economy that is pushing more and more Americans to the sidelines.”
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I have been isolating at home since this thing started. I have not left my house in 2 months. The good news is now my hummingbirds are fed regularly. Oh yeah... I am a hummingbird guy now. Big time hummingbird guy. 🤓
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Happy Valentines Day! ❤️
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The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts. - Bertrand Russell.
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