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@e_beth67
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1 year away from my quarter life crisis being justified
Joined January 2018
I just got this error on Twitter and I would like request that I get it from the universe every single day.
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Making it expensive to become a nurse is like trying to heal a broken thumb by hitting it with a hammer.
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Your dilfs pretend to be someone else and mine rebel against society in black skinny jeans- we are not the same
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Taylor Swift is a national treasure and the sole reason I haven’t committed suicide or homicide yet today
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It is 9:30 PM and I left my apartment in my pajamas to get Culver’s custard for my roommate and myself and I blame @biancathekoala.
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As of this moment, my greatest accomplishment in life is singlehandedly winning as imposter in Among Us. I don’t know what that says about me...
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What’s the return policy on this adult thing? Because I for one would like a refund.
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I just want to wander around an art museum in a big city. Is that too much to ask?
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If we as a society could stop hating on things that we ourselves have no experience with just because it is the cool thing to do that would be great.
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A customer came into work today and jokingly said he was considering paying his $160 bill in change to help circulate some coins. And I’m just over here like “Actually yes please do that! I need to do laundry and I can’t get quarters anywhere!”
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EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a self-checkout, screaming that there's no unexpected item in the bagging area.
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