Dylan Ettinger 🥃
@dylanrettinger
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Freelance booze writer. Contributing editor with Food & Wine. Fan of the 2025 National Champion Indiana Hoosiers. Opinions are 100% my own.
Los Angeles, CA
Joined May 2009
In honor of Purdue vs. Indiana tonight. Here are all the touchdowns from the 2024 and 2025 Old Oaken Bucket games. To remain neutral, we included the touchdowns from both teams.
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The scammers running our country want you to think that a VA nurse named Alex Pretti hated America. In reality, he was the sort of person who did this:
This is who our government is calling a “monster” and a “domestic terrorist.” Lies travel fast when violence needs cover
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Indiana is simply more important than Ohio State and Notre Dame
Indiana-Miami national title game got a 36% increase in viewership over last year's Ohio State-Notre Dame title game and was the most-watched CFB game since 2014-15.
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“Get down there god damnit! We got a fuckin penalty!” -Cig The standard!
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Amazing how quickly they went from being "frauds" to "the greatest story in the history of the game." It's as if there was an inherent bias throughout that can only be shed once u look like a complete fucking idiot for holding on to a historically shitty take right up to the end.
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And seeing the breadth of his domain Alexander wept, for there were no more worlds left to conquer.
Paul Finebaum spent most of the 2025 season talking down to #iufb and Curt Cignetti. On Wednesday, he said: "Almost everything I said throughout the season about him and about Indiana was wrong." https://t.co/luXbxCxSr2
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If you love martinis, the Alaska cocktail is your next favorite pour 🍸. Sip on one with the recipe here: https://t.co/IUqnHacMau
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Indiana was like the 16th oldest team in college football this year and didn’t have a player in the top 25 reported NIL earnings, it’s really annoying that you guys can’t just admit this team was extremely well constructed and coached
The formula for winning a college football national championship: NIL money + use the portal to get a bunch of players who are older than many NFL players.
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Sure is nice for this team to be welcomed home to THE GREAT STATE of INDIANA!! Thank you to all the Hoosiers fans out there #GoHoosiers #NeverDaunted
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Since everyone is wondering… Yes‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
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