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this is definitely one of the worst things I've ever thought out loud
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@CodifyBaseball He’s been busy putting the final touches on Oppenheimer
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@fellawhomstdve A poor reincarnation of the devito-schwarzenegger pairing but I respect the effort
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@jazz_inmypants what if its replace s with n, and vice-versa. surnisg annintast. there you go
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@Dollarlogic @Evista122 @dieworkwear This looks sick wtf you mean
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@CodifyBaseball They should let Harper fight Angel Hernandez
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@dieworkwear This is just adding insult to injury
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@marwilliamson @Chinchillazllla @elonmusk @cleantechnica marianne’s mention looking like, we’ll protect you queen
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@Sandinista412 I feel like this implies he often runs into profiles that do say whether the person is fertile or not
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My v-day gift and my gf’s v-day gift, hate to be corny but bein in love is crazy
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@MannFacts no need for hanks to show them up like that kinda crazy
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Thinking about @donetodeath after getting this reel on ig
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@BigTucsonDad honestly this happens to me like 3 times a week
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@SmilingObject “Extra! Extra! Boy pussy hits different! Read all about it!”
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@lexizinger what's he using for his resume looks nice af
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this week’s what’s happening email is kinda weird wtf
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@beanytuesday Alternatively
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Ran a half marathon today! Everyone say “congrats, you didn’t even go that slow!”
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we only focus on what really matters here
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welcome becker students, believe it or not it gets worse
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imma need that cpg hotline after making this
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applying to grad school and jobs got me feeling like
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@duneass
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every person at Clark that skates is fucking shaking right now
@gabyrat
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if he dresses like this...RUN!!!
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I will not be gaslit into believing that they have ever been in the same room
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Fascinated by Kylie’s cottagecore era. Is timothee taking these pics lol
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me and the homies signing every single petition that comes up on the tl
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@stepsistersex @CodifyBaseball Oh my God fuuuuck ooooofff
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I DO NOT HAVE COMMITMENT ISSUES ❕ 𝗢𝗳𝗳𝗶𝗰𝗶𝗮𝗹 𝘀𝗼𝘂𝗿𝗰𝗲𝘀 𝗱𝗶𝘀𝗽𝘂𝘁𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗰𝗹𝗮𝗶𝗺
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When I decided to come to Fordham I was excited about going to a Jesuit institution with Jesuit values. This picture kinda sums up how that’s gone so far
@FordhamGSW
Fordham Graduate Student Workers-CWA
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Founder’s Dinner Picket, 2024.
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I don’t know what you need to do to get an Opulent Tips invite, but whatever it is I will do it
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black ice is like printers in that you can’t let it know that you’re scared or pressed for time
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people that say that a liberal arts education doesn’t teach you any real life skills are wrong. i have all the skills i need in order to become a stay home husband
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sorry professor i couldn’t turn in my homework, i was too distracted by your failed state crumbling down
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@dieworkwear Why does the first part seem so sensual
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ok who’s with me on this
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“i can probably outsmoke you” yeah you probably can bc if i rip a bong once i’m gonna have a 4 hour long panic attack and then pass out
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if i had an in unit washer dryer i would not be able to hold myself back from just washing shit all the time
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"if you're good at something never do it for free" ok but last i checked the market for professional yearning wasn't exactly "booming"
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i express my feelings through my art
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covid free baby LET'S GOOOO!! time to go lick every doorknob in a mile radius
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if i ever see another couple make out in the caf i am suing this university
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this quarantine has literally everyone posting cringe on main i thought the virus made you cough didn’t know it also made you a loser
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today was gonna be either the worst or the best day of my life, and I'm happy to announce it's the latter! I got into Fordham to do a philosophy PhD
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saw a posse of first years wearing denim jackets, skinny black jeans, and disruptors. it seems like the school year really is kicking off
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where do you think you are on the clark twitter compass
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oh how about you shut the fuck up read the goddamn room
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why tf am i being forced to come to terms with my feelings, I thought that repressing them was one of the perks of being a dude
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Oh you go to clark? Yeah you look like a Clarkie (derogatory)
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the great thing about going to a small school is you get individualized treatment from faculty and staff 😌
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you know i keep that mf THANG on me
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sorry professor couldn’t work on my midterm, i had to make and eat a dozen oat cookies and then pass out
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imma slurp all these fishies
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i need to be compensated by admissions for every time some mom asks me why my English is so good
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not to get cheesy but as weird and annoying as it can be, clark twitter got me through some really sad and lonely times this year. wish you all a happy new year
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you can know the level of liberal arts student you are facing by counting the stickers on their nalgene water bottle
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@duneass
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dear men, what is stopping you from looking like this
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@itsonlyaubrey a lil bunny and me
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Solidarity is so powerful, it’ll have you picketing in pouring rain while the president is inside chatting up donors and having hot cocoa 50 feet away. Shoutout @FordhamGSW we’re going til we win this contract
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@duneass
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not gonna lie i kinda do be looking like im about to start a vlogging channel
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pov your indie bf sends you a tiktok to show you the loaf of banana bread he baked you
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let's be clear I'm not on tinder to "have sex" or "hang out", just need to validate my physical appearance so if someone can swipe right on me pls I'm begging
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5 years
some guy in my logic class just implied he is smarter than the author of the text, welcome to intro level philosophy everyone
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the whole “you don’t even have an accent” shit sucks even more because i feel like i’ve sacrificed my ecuadorian identity to sound like every other loser from middle-of-nowhere massachusetts
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if i catch one of you mfs on here being happy you’re getting blocked. you’re on twitter to be sad or funny, if you want anything else go to instagram
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i was gonna brag about my 83k minutes listened on Spotify but then I realized that's because I hate silence and can't be left alone with my thoughts
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@dieworkwear They forget this is who they’re dissent when they diss the men swear guy
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@jessehawken @Eve6 Very charitable if you to say he’s coming up with these
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i was honestly thinking about making a meme about david fithian but does anyone even know what he looks like
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decided to give up alcohol for lent without realizing that meant i'd have to be sober for my bday. how the fuck am I supposed to celebrate? by facing the reality around me?? fuck that .
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whenever my roommates get takeout without asking me if I want in
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ok team how do we feel about nico with a nose ring? sound off please I need opinions
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@ everyone at Clark
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be yourself but like don't overdo it
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i lose ten minutes off my lifespan every time i look at a first year and wish i was as cool as them
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i love beating on a dead horse holy shit
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*at the cheesecake factory* me: i will have the cheesecake waiter: we ran out me: ok i guess i’ll have the factory waiter: okay
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there’s no ranch in the cafeteria. what even is the fucking point of this being a predominantly white institution if there’s no ranch in the fucking cafeteria
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i feel like i’m trying to solve a mystery wondering what this is supposed to mean
@DonaldJTrumpJr
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Okay, finally got around to making my electoral map prediction. #2020Election #VOTE
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@duneass
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the time has come
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wish I had a picture of myself holding a fish so my tinder experience would finally kick off
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no one can comment on the baking sheet
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peep the covered badge and illegible name
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I hate disinformation on twitter everyone knows this is Worcester MA
@ronnui_
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Lake Erie 😍
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Counterpoint, edits I made of myself every day
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@BBCWorld
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Mental-health crisis from pandemic was minimal, study suggests
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happy to say that i'm coming up on a year off cigarettes, but absolutely torn by the fact that I am less cool for it
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ben and also jerry were on campus and i didn’t get to meet them. don’t text
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i've never watched this movie but it seems accurate
@syd_macedo
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Hi, welcome to #Worcester
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florence pugh in midsommar be like :-(
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This picture looks so fucking torched wtf it looks like someone accidentally took this while putting their phone away
@AdmissionsClark
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Ground = broken on the new Center for Media Arts, Computing, and Design! #clarkuniversity #bsdt #computerscience #gamedesign #visualarts
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always scared of liking a horny tweet bc idk if it is perceived as expressing support and comradeship with the person's horniness or saying that I'm interested
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asking the guy at the popeyes drive thru “so what doe s the chef recommend?”
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@dieworkwear I feel bad for the person that has to make these suits
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