Omg.

Thank you, Liberals, for sacrificing our economy and standards of living to save the planet. Way to go!

Trump: You see when I called her piggy? Zohran: I also hate pigs

🚨 URGENT Two days ago I was contacted by a high-ranking employee of the French Government. After determining this person’s position and proximity to the French couple, I have deemed the information they gave me to be credible enough to share publicly in the event that something

@MayorOliviaChow But we have money to rename Dundas Square?

#WelcomeToCanadastanEh

I don’t get why the Spartans didn’t just let the Persians into Sparta? Think of how strong Sparta would’ve been if it was a million Persians. Think of the GDP.

I don’t condone butchering healthy children either.

This kid is heading to the World Series 🥹

TORONTO IS A BASEBALL CITY

Hang this in the Louvre.

https://t.co/HszQWmSlYZ

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

J AND PB MOTHER FUCKERSSSSSS. FUTURE GATE 14 GUY

TOP OF THE EAST!

*Tampa Bay 3-run home run not called back on fan interference* ME: Bad call, but there’s no conspiracy against the Blue Jays. *Daulton Varsho catch ruled a hit* ME: Look, that’s two bad calls in short succession. *George Springer hit ruled foul followed by bad strike 3* ME:

If my last memory of Bo Bichette on the Toronto Blue Jays is a knee first slide into home in which he got thrown out by 40 feet I might need therapy

Look in the mirror pal

If you believe free speech is for you but not your political opponents, you're illiberal. If no contrary evidence could change your beliefs, you're a fundamentalist. If you believe the state should punish those with contrary views, you're a totalitarian. If you believe

I haven't mentioned the horrific, cold blooded assassination of Charlie Kirk, for one reason. It's my side of the political spectrum committing the violence. The Senate shooting. The Trump near miss. The Catholic school shooting. And now this. Progressives are violent.