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There's nothing like biting off more than you can chew, then chewing anyway. Will Greenwood called me “the voice of reason”. RT≠endorsement. Work @UniofReading

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Simon Clarke
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A score which frankly flatters England. They will need o be much better against New Zealand next weekend #ENGvFIJ 🏉
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Simon Clarke
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England weren’t great and they’ll need to play much better against the All Blacks in a fortnight, but Australia were terrible. What was Joe Schmidt thinking?! Dire. #ENGvAUS #AutumnInternationals
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Simon Clarke
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🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇦🇺🌹🦘🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇦🇺🌹🦘🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇦🇺🌹🦘 It’s the first Saturday in November and I’m on a packed train in South West London. It can only mean the #AutumnInternationals #ENGvAUS #TwickenhamStadium 🏉🏉🏉🏉🏉🏉🏉🏉🏉🏉🏉🏉
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@DrNeilStone
Neil Stone
18 days
Brought to you from medieval times
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@SoVeryBritish
VeryBritishProblems
22 days
Putting a pastry lid on a bowl of stew does not make it a pie.
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Simon Clarke
24 days
When did “narrative” become so incorrectly and excessively used? 🤔
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Simon Clarke
1 month
£1.79 for a (post shrinkflation) Snickers from WH Smith at the railway station 🤯
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@JudyMurray
judy murray
1 month
You can learn something from everyone……
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Simon Clarke
1 month
Demonstrating their characteristic good grace 🙄 #RSAvsARG #twickenham
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Simon Clarke
1 month
I need an 85” telly in my life 🤔
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Simon Clarke
1 month
Over 7 quid for a pint 😩🍻
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Simon Clarke
2 months
So it seems that it’s ok to just push your way through the disabled barrier at Reading Station and @GWRHelp just stand and watch. I’ll remember that next time their ticket prices go up 🤔
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@MrTCHarris
Tom Harris 🇬🇧
2 months
Farage still non-commital on whether the earth goes around the sun or vice versa.
@Peston
Robert Peston
2 months
Farage: “Science is never settled.” To @NickFerrariLBC when explaining his “don’t know” about whether paracetamol causes autism if taken by pregnant women
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Simon Clarke
2 months
Hey @GWRHelp - if I’m unable to board my train because it’s too small and therefore overcrowded (the station staff stoped further boarding), how do I go about claiming delay compensation?
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Simon Clarke
2 months
It’s dreich weekends like this that make me book a holiday. Currently looking at late June/early July 🤔☀️
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Simon Clarke
2 months
Every year I tell myself that I’m going to wait until 1 October before I flick on the central heating. Every year I buckle. Today may well be that day. 😰
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Simon Clarke
2 months
Kaitenzushi working lunch 🔬🇯🇵
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Simon Clarke
2 months
🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪
@KevinASchofield
Kevin Schofield
2 months
NEW: Linden Kemkaran, the Reform UK leader of Kent County Council, tells @TimesRadio the party should consider an inquiry into a possible link between the Covid vaccine and cancer. Comes after Dr Aseem Malhotra told the Reform conference the jab gave the Royal Family cancer.
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Simon Clarke
2 months
Repulsive. As someone who had cancer before anyone had ever heard of Covid, this sort of rubbish makes me 🤮
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Harry Horton
2 months
“It’s highly likely that the Covid vaccines have been a significant factor in the cancers of members of the royal family” says Dr Aseem Malhotra on the main stage at Reform’s party conference
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Simon Clarke
2 months
Japanese whisky 😋🇯🇵🥃
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