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There's nothing like biting off more than you can chew, then chewing anyway. Will Greenwood called me “the voice of reason”. RT≠endorsement. Work @UniofReading

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Lineouts not longer need to be thrown straight? #Lions2025.
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RT @labour_history: A teenage Andy Farrell working for Wigan Council in 1993 as a joiner - in case the rugby stuff doesn’t pay off for him…….
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After a Friday afternoon electricity outage at work…
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11 days
Indeed I do!
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Massive queue for the self checkout in @waitrose Reading as people scan whole trolley loads and I can’t get past with my Scan & Go 😡.
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A fine London morning from BA216 🛬
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7/7 - I remember listening to reports on the lab radio of an “electrical failure” on the London Underground; the truth unfolded throughout the day. Years later on 7/7 a consultant leant on the side of my hospital trolley and said “it’s cancer, no question”. I don’t like 7/7.
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“Long lunches and early finishes” when in reality a perfect day for most scientists usually involves trashing someone’s grant application/paper and nursing grudges.
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Long lunches and early finishes sound dreamy, but are they realistic? I followed the formula, then lived the chaotic opposite to find out
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RT @MrJamesMay: Current world events reveal just how many people struggle with the pronounciation of nucular and esculate.
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1 month
With the niece and nephew at Twickenham for England XV v France XV 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇫🇷
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Simon Clarke
2 months
And Henry Pollock wins men’s breakthrough player of the year 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏉 #RugbyAwards
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England men’s player of the year goes to Tommy Freeman 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏉
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2 months
Dinner this evening… 🏉 #RugbyAwards
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2 months
Good old @British_Airways couldn’t give a toss attitude on display at LIS when a bunch of, ahem older pax, decide that queueing isn’t for them and create a new line instead. Of course, nothing is done to rectify to situation 🤯🤯.
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Good afternoon, wherever you are and I hope the weather is nice 😏
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RT @_CatintheHat: @CliveBeggs You know those ‘baggy blue’ surgical masks which doctors & nurses might wear if there’s an outbreak of Covid….
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RT @ShouldHaveCat: I aspire to be at his level of unbothered.
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RT @whippletom: This isn't quite true. But according to a paper in Nature, 2 billion would die elsewhere and the rest of us would be eating….
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3 months
What an amazing match (and that’s from a Quins fan) 👌.
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3 months
We are into the Investec Champions Cup FINAL 🙌. 🔵 34-37 😇
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